The Twelve Games of Ranked Queue

On the first game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me.... ... a premade feeding botlane~

On the second game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the third game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the fourth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the fifth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... .... FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the sixth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the seventh game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... seven instalocks, six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the eighth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... eight whiffed grabs, seven instalocks, six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the ninth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... 9x jungle pls, eight whiffed grabs, seven instalocks, six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the tenth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... ten tons of damage, 9x jungle pls, eight whiffed grabs, seven instalocks, six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the eleventh game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... eleven buffs were stolen, ten tons of damage, 9x jungle pls, eight whiffed grabs, seven instalocks, six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects and a premade feeding botlane~

On the twelfth game of ranked queue my teammates gave to me... ... twelve ults a'missing, eleven buffs were stolen, ten tons of damage, 9x jungle pls, eight whiffed grabs, seven instalocks, six thrown teamfights, FIIIIIIIIIVE FAILLLEDD DIIIIIVEEEESS, four "diamond smurfs", three bugsplasts, two disconnects ... AND A PREEEMAAYYD FEEEEDING BOOT LAAA~AAYYYN

God Bless you Jimmy for playing twelve straight games of ranked with that level of trolling. We salute you.