When you play a champ for the first time and you're like "Did he just say that?"
"Grind me deep!"
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"You only need to click once, fool!" 
Epic 4th wall breaking. Hue Hue Hue.
"DROWN THE PUSSY"
Excuse me?
"Time to feed" hahahahaha
"ever wonder what makes my Roger so jolly" lol 
"I'll sleep in their bed"
"Breast, is for the living"
"Light beats®, Dark beats®, its all the same"
"there will be no thor"
"No, I do not live under a bed, fool!"
Ok
Ok then...
So many noobs... Will matchmaking every truly find balance?
You can't milk those!
*various pidgeon noises
I'll bite your legs off!
It just goes to show you're nothing but a Whisky Delta!
NOXUSS.... WOOOAHOOOHHOOHH! Ugh, how does he do it?
PC load letter? What the Mundo does that mean?
Not Draven.... DRRRAAAAAAVEEEEEN.
Insolent peasants!
Two birds with one stone? Have you met my parents?
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Hehehe.
Darius, eat your heart out... Seven thousand and two, oh, I didn't see you standing there... Demacia...
DEMAGLIO!!!
Suffering is magic!
Raise your hwat?
Yes it's true... For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless...
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great- oooooooow, ooh mah toesies.
Do you have a moment to talk about death?
Yes they make shurkiens this small...
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down...
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN DUH DUNDUNDUNDUN DUNDUDNDUNDUHDUNDUNDUN DAH DUN!
Lying is like 95% of what I do...
Blindness is no impairment against a smerry enemy.
Shh... I'm charging my lazer.
Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself respawning at home.
You only need to click once! Fool!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down. Lah da deeeee... Lah da daaaaa... Lah da doooo...
Did I mention it's mating season?
BROMACIA!!!
Getting kicked into a well is the least of your worries...
SQWAK! Who's there? SQWUAKKKK!!! Garen who? SQUAAARK! Yeah I guess he does say that a lot...
Ok.
Take this scroll and stick it... somewhere safe.
Your... PUNHY BAHDY IS TEH ONLY JOKE HERE!
Your inner beauty really shines through Cassiopeia...
SKARNER SKAR SKARNER!
No I am not happy to see you... Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head. Yes, that was a banana, hmm hmm hmm, nobody expects the banana.
You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... FOR A JOKE? Think logically for one sec- CAW CAW CAW!
Gems. Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly... outrageous.
Size doesn't mean everything...
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Have you seen this thing? Like really close! It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon. TROLLMACIA!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Now I have to gnaw my leg off... Oh, no, I'm good.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake...
Mini... Boss... IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?
Insert fist/punching pun here.
**morgana misses a skill shot **
:Not all angels are good
So many noobs,will matchmaking ever find true balance?
for only $2.99 a minute,i will leave you..breathless... RITO WTH
You will lose - only taunt.
Vel'koz has become engrossed with anal...
"Surrender at 20"
"Stay positive!"
"STFU"
"Ready to rape."
Me: "DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT!? WTF RIOT!?" *checks lolking*
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Kha%27Zix/Background
"Ready to reap"
Me: "Okay suuuuuuuuure Riot. You definitely did that on purpose. We all know what he's really saying ;)."
*Still surprised the LoL feminist movement hasn't complained and gotten it removed, or re-voiced to be more clear so it actually sounds like he says "reap"*
"Are you seriously asking a giant demon bird for a joke?"
I was like "Well I was....but if you really don't want to well damn".
To be honest whenever Fizz calls out when he ults I sometimes here "Mating Time".
Yes that was a banana, hehe, no expects the banana XD
"I am evil, stop laughing!"
Gets me everytime.
When you kill someone. Announcer: You have slain an enemy. Pantheon: With pleasure.
When Talks. sometimes he compliments you on how u command him, sometimes he insults you, and sometimes he says he thought of it 1st. Very confusing Tactician.
Howling Abyss "The Blood-Christ has been claimed!"
'She's such a loser, always ready to cry!' T-t-t-ta!
I still don't what it means to this day.
: You all GET DUNKED! (When ulting)