The Sion Project: A 3-phase Plan To Get Sion to 50'000+ HP At The Highest Speed Possible! UPDATE!
GREETINGS! This is slightly a repost thread!! BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY!
PUBLICITY IS AN IMPORTANT ASPECT OF A MOMENTOUS UNDERTAKING SUCH AS THIS! AS SUCH THE ONUS WAS MINE TO BEAR!!
Do you have a lot of time to waste and want to push the League engine to it's limits to see how godly a champion can get?
THEN THIS IS FOR YOU!!! All volunteers with too much time on their hands will be accepted in the glorious name of SCIENCE! Will you get a spot before they're all taken??? QUITE LIKELY!!!!!!
With the magic of 
(VOIDLINGS COUNT FOR SION W PASSIVE), we can now farm HP at the_ highest efficiency in League history!_
[zombie-brand-mindblown]
We'll need 
on red team, and five champs on blue team.
Phase I, Preparation: Red team pushes one lane all the way to the nexus. Once the Nexus turrets are down, allow the inhibitor to respawn before continuing to Phase II
Phase II, Operation Underway: Amumu and Mundo with full armor/regen builds sit at the top and bottom lane spawning points at the nexus, to hold the minions there for Sion. Meanwhile, the five champs on blue team must hold back all 3 waves without the aid of minions. Continue to Phase III
Phase III, ENGAGE: Blue team installs 5 behind the nexus to feed voidlings to Sion for an** INSANE boost in HP farming efficiency.** It is CRUCIAL that the enemy team keeps these portals installed, or Sion's HP will not grow nearly as fast. Optionally, place blue wards near Sion off CD to feed him a teeny bit more HP.
Continue until Sion has more HP than Baron (IT'S PoSSIBLE BUT U GOTA BE QUIK)
(The following champions are banned from blue team, with extreme prejudice: 
You know why)
Anyone is free to volunteer! I'll be Sion for this run, mostly because I don't know how dedicated most Sion volunteers are nowadays
Volunteer List
Red Team:
: ME!
: Owltears
: GhastlyPompano
ZT Xperimentor
Blue Team:
1: Very Toxic Jinx 
2: Malrin1981 
3: Balliste (
She WANTS to be but HAHAHAHAHA NO. NO NO, BALLISTE. ALL THOSE % HEALTH CHAMPS NEED TO GO BACK TO THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND STOP RUINING OUR ECONOMY)
4:
5:
To volunteer, FRIEND ME IN-GAME! I'll keep you updated on when it's happening and work out times to begin the operation!
And to help us make history, share this thread with your friends, maybe I promise I am_ "hip" and "with it"_ enough to engage in this **monumental project **with you all!
EDIT: THE SION PROJECT BEGINS AT 4:30 PM PACIFIC! TO ALL VOLUNTEERS, IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF YOU WERE ALL THERE TO PARTICIPATE IN MAKING THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE BUT DON'T GO OUT OF YOUR WAY IF IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME FOR YOU!!! ROOM NAME: The Sion Project! GET HYPED
LIVESTREAM OF THE FARMFEST!!! http://www.twitch.tv/bamboy360
EDIT:
NEW TIME! NEXT THURSDAY, WE DO THIS FOR REAL
