This is what the 0/3/0 Vayne AFK had to say in the lobby:
Vayne: I LEFT CAUSE OF THE LAG... Vayne: Holy shit Vayne: Bronze people are r%%%%%ed
...this has been another episode of #bronzelife
WukongMain2 voteshey man hey man! be happy!!! i get my AFKs in my PROMOS. I'd do things no sane person would ever do if i could get AFKs outside of promos and never while i'm in my promos.
phirestarter1 votesThe point is that if Riot does not have necessary AFK bots to ruin your promos, due to demand, then they will simply place them into the game immediately after your promos.
Riot creates special accounts whose sole purpose is to go AFK during your game. They have limited fuzzy logic coding, so they will say things to pass the Turing test like:
"lol ha ha, this lag, restarting, sorry guys"
So I'm neither happy nor sad, because I know I will be beaten back to Bronze V shortly...
( oh and i did have many many many AFK's and trolls during my many many many promos )
WukongMain1 votesThis is complete bullshit. honestly, you should write a conspiracy novel about how corrupt riot is. i've experienced bronze before, and i can tell you with 100% certainty that you can win even 3v5s in bronze. if you have not the skills to do so, im sure if you ask around the boards, some higher skilled players will gladly pass on their knowledge in normals or even a quick custom game. Bronze is 100% Carry-able by 1 person...the things bronzies do...Its amazingly unskilled lol.
phirestarter1 votesDude, I one hundred percent agree, I should be able to carry even if all 4 other players go AFK. I mean just think of all that extra cs!
I'm just providing informational messages of hope and inspiration to other bronze players.
Now I'm pretty sure that it's common knowledge that Riot creates many accounts for the sole purpose of derailing petulant little bronzies who are trying to climb above their station.
For instance:
http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA1/216133446
WukongMain1 votesi hereby stand corrected. rito..rito, shame on you. these people are trying to improve at your game D: rito...rito shame on you....
and obviously i dont mean 1v5 type of solo carry... id say atleast a 3v5... or even a 5v5 with a feeder. atleast these "feeders" can do a lil dmg in teamfights/ soak up a lil dmg in teamfights lol.