[Champion Concept] Bob, the Balanced Champion Who Takes Skill to Play

Lore: Bob's family was killed by Noxians. In Bilgewater. Also his parents were from Freljord. Also Bob is Ascended. Bob didn't join the League of Legends because it doesn't exist.

Resources: Bob is Manaless. Because not being able to cast spells isn't fun.

Passive: Balancing Strikes - Bob's basic attacks pull the enemy back 2.5 Teemos, slow for 99% for .25 seconds, and deal 2.5% max health true damage as they land. However his basic attacks cannot be cancelled.

Hidden Passive: Bilgewater Orange Supply - Whenever Bob is affected by crowd control, he pulls out an orange to make it K, removing the CC and healing him for 150 (+90% AP) (+15% missing health).

Q: Ascended Vengeance - Bob summons a ray of light from the sky anywhere on the map after 4 seconds, dealing 200/280/360/440/520 (+1 per total attack damage) (+1 per Ability Power) true damage and stunning all enemies in the light for 5 seconds and restoring 50% of missing health to all allies in the area. In addition, 8 sand soldiers are summoned in the area who automatically attack nearby enemies.

W: Frozen Sun Strikes - Passive: Every third auto attack against a single enemy will pull every other enemy on the map 200/300/400/500/600 units towards that unit while also dealing true damage to them equal to 4/5/6/7/8% of their maximum health. Active: Deals 100/110/120/130/1000 magic damage to a nearby enemy. Every other enemy on the map is knocked up for 3 seconds.

E: Runic Z-Drive Wanderer - Passive: Your basic attacks deal an additional (.5 per Attack Damage) physical damage, steal 80% of that enemy's movement speed for 5 seconds, and have a double chance to crit. Active - Bob fires a gust of wind in a cone that knocks up all enemies hit, dealing 20/30/40/50/60 +40/45/50/55/60% of missing health physical damage. The cone then returns after lingering for a second blocking skillshots, dealing 30/45/60/75/90 +60/67.5/75/82.5/90% of missing health physical damage.

R: Frozen Stasis - Bob freezes an enemy champion in Freljordian ice for 500 real time years. In this time, they are immune to all outside sources. Lissandra is immune to this effect.

So I think this will be a balanced, reasonable addition to the League of Legends. What do you guys think?