If youre a child that needs to go to school in the morning...

Kotex··194 votes·7,194 views

...don't load into a game just to quit it 5 minutes later because you have to leave for school--or anything in general that clearly does not allot you enough time to play. I mean if you know youve got to leave for something, be it for school, work, a sex change operation; if you know you cant stay for the whole game or even longer than 5 minutes, why load into a game? Why be trying to play at all? Is it really so bad to just go to a bot game, or load a custom game with bots?

"TRELOLOL UTZ N8T R4NKD HWQ C3RAS?!?!?" I certainly care because ranked or not i want to enjoy my time whatever mode it is. Sucks that you have school/work but don't ruin MY day off. It just makes you a complete dick going into a game when you KNOW you don't have enough time to play it. No one should do that for any reason. It's simply not fair to everyone else especially if they would be nice enough to do YOU that common courtesy. I'm not trying to mother my kid while i afk in your game; I play when i know i dont have to.

Edit: I understand some things spontaneously show up that need attention, and thats fine. What is not fine or justifiable is KNOWING you don't have any time to play, but youre trying to play anyway just to end up quitting the game shortly after it begins.

88 Comments

Sarutobi51 votes

I never quite understood why people do this, but sadly they are out there. But this isnt only for people in school. Grown adults who need to go to work full off this. just really annoying. Usually the rule of thumb is "If you cant commit at least an hour to play a match dont play"!

Aír5 votes

I follow that same rule of thumb.

But then again, I put league above everything else. So if I did get an 1hr+ long game and I needed to head to school (especially if it is ranked), I would rather be late for school. How else am I gonna get to Diamond than playing full games. :P

GuiltyGecko14 votes

House of fire? Gotta finish that ranked game first.

Faceroll Tactics26 votes

My hair is gone from the flames, but my LP isn't!

A Miss Fortune2 votes

That is a pretty good argument.

chipi995 votes

I remeber reading an article where in Latin America a guy got stabbed at an internet café but didnt leave till he finished his ranked game.

Kotex4 votes

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I remeber reading an article where in Latin American a guy got stabbed at an internet café but didnt leave till he finished his ranked game.

I could only imagine how that conversation in game went

LeeSin omg... i just got stabbed...

Leblanc lol

Janna Help bot please

LeeSin no really... im sitting here bleeding

Leblanc You HAVE to be joking.

LeeSin Medics are here trying to make me ride in the ambulance

Leblanc Dude wtf?! GO!

Janna we need help bot

LeeSin If i lose anymore LP i wont get plat... i have to finish this first

Lucian Pings bot

Leblanc Dude youre going to bleed to death holy shit are you stupid?!

LeeSin I'll lose my life, but i wont lose my LP

Janna Shitty jungler. Muted

PROJECT Katarìna2 votes

actually it was for his promos to bronze 3 i believe

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

My gf called me saying her car wouldn't start....

Sorry, game just started.

crippler381 votes

if I tried that she'd literally murder me and destroy my computer

Jambajewz1 votes

You need to leave that crazy bitch. Not saying she shouldn't take priority over a game, but if she'd go complete apeshit mode on you and break your stuff she's a psycho and you're not safe.

crippler381 votes

ok so, perhaps I shouldn't use literally as a replacement for figuratively like everyone else in the english language under the age of 99. No she wouldn't kill me and no she wouldn't destroy my computer but she'd delete my league, but she would be unreasonably mad at me. She hates the game to an extent I cannot understand because I played it a bit a few years ago and didn't answer her calls on time so now she REALLY hates it.

Don't ask me why even when now I literally talk to her as soon as she calls and only play it when we got nothing planned she has literally banned me from league to the point that when I play it on the down low with friends while she's asleep they tell her and she gets mad at me.

real annoying but that's pretty much my only complaint about her and maybe now that she's getting a mouse I can convince her to try the thing, she's really into smite though.

Now if you're joking I'm sorry but your reply was so serious sounding I couldn't think of it as anything besides that, thank you for the concern though.

Jambajewz1 votes

Bro, your friends are ass holes. Come on have fun with us, then rat you out just to laugh at your suffering.

crippler381 votes

I think he did it on accident but it was still annoying now I got to be super hush hush till I convince her to play too.

worst part is I just got omega squad teemo q.q

Rogue Revenant2 votes

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I never quite understood why people do this, but sadly they are out there. But this isnt only for people in school. Grown adults who need to go to work full off this. just really annoying. Usually the rule of thumb is "If you cant commit at least an hour to play a match dont play"!

Yeah and it really pisses me off when sometimes the game they fuck up, is literally the only game I have time to play before I need to go to work. So even though I actually budgeted my time correctly, instead of having some fun before work I instead get to limp through 20mins of BS and not enough time to actually do what I wanted.

Seriously if you're that dumbass the ban hammer can't hit you hard enough.

56552559_DEL29 votes

The problem with the younger generation is the fact that they don't really understand how league is. They think its the same as Halo, COD, BF etc. where they are used to leaving because in those games they allow other players to take your place on the team if you leave.

I just don't think those people understand that league is different in the regard.

iamthegoatofwar4 votes

That's something we need to address. I'd like to be able to take the place of a player who left in similar ELO games. No penalties to me if I lose, but I still get half the IP for the match.

Forgot to edit: I don't get any LP for winning either please remove these downvotes.

Firefox5092 votes

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No penalties to me if I lose, but I still get half the IP for the match.

If that was the case you could never loose LP if you chose to do nothing but fill in leavers, which would be literal freelo

Need Gold 4 Tent2 votes

Could work if winning gains nothing either.

DarkSunSovereign2 votes

Who would want to join a (probably) losing game for no LP gain?

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

IP perhaps? Maybe double/triple if won (ONLY if) to make for the difficulty. Might prove to be quite attractive for some people looking for a challenge. I mean, people play Dark Souls just to waste their time... lol.

crippler381 votes

people play dark souls because the game rewards you for figuring out the mechanics of the enemies and bosses and memorizing it so you'll always get better since nothing really changes in an area once you clear it until you yourself find a secret or use an item.

Bret Hitman Hart9 votes

...this has nothing to do with being a "younger generation." You said it yourself, it's a certain type of gamer mentality that has perpetuated with Halo, CoD, or BF. Those games are all older than League.

Good point otherwise, and one I hadn't thought of.

56552559_DEL2 votes

Actually, all those games I listed are still coming out and you can still hear the "squeekers" through the headset lol

Bret Hitman Hart5 votes

Yeah, but the styles haven't changed. Halo 2 came out when DotA 1 was still being worked on by Guinsoo, and the Xbox headset was a big deal at the time. If anything, you're the younger generation here, whining about them old-timey FPS online shootery players moving in on your new-fangled MOBAs. Dagnabbit.

61939590DEL12 votes

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The problem with the younger generation is the fact that they don't really understand how league is. They think its the same as Halo, COD, BF etc. where they are used to leaving because in those games they allow other players to take your place on the team if you leave.

I just don't think those people understand that league is different in the regard.

Boy why bring console references into this, it's teenagers who think they Pro @ all games when they should just stick to console. I played @ 4am once LOL.

The Deckowner18 votes

Why would anyone even play in the morning? i rather enjoy an extra half hour of sleep

Surfer Ashe3 votes

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Why would anyone even play in the morning? i rather enjoy an extra half hour of sleep

My fat fucking excuse of a cousin is someone that comes to mind.

But yeah, I don't get it either and the fact you have 45+ extra minutes in a morning (after the usual ritual) should be used on sleep

paisy3 votes

Some people are morning people, like me

Billy VoHagen3 votes

I sometimes have trouble sleeping and wake up really early, so I might play a game in the morning when I know I'll have enough time to fully play a game.

ViashinoWizard14 votes

This still applies if you're an adult in college or with a job, by the way.

Actually, it applies double, since you should really know better by now.

WitchKing0076 votes

Moms be like, "Pause the game."

Only Play Darius5 votes

It's funny I have seen this happen more in ranked than normals

Elijah Prophet5 votes

Sooo, lemme get this straight.... You're saying I shouldn't afk? I don't understand. Muted and reported.

Sniper 04 votes

At least goto aram... Most casual game mode ever... Though I'd prefer you not load in at all... (You can practice cs'ing in customs... totally viable option) (Directed at school children and not OP if that wasn't clear)

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

foinhas4 votes

Man this post is completly backwards. IT should be like this;

"kids, if you have to go to school and you load a game, DON'T. It will mess your head and diminish your capacities at school. Instead, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Remember, LoL won't make you a better man/woman, but school will!"

Think of the future generations!!!!!

http://imgur.com/PjBW8xL

Kotex2 votes

{quoted}

Man this post is completly backwards. IT should be like this;

"kids, if you have to go to school and you load a game, DON'T. It will mess your head and diminish your capacities at school. Instead, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Remember, LoL won't make you a better man/woman, but school will!"

Think of the future generations!!!!!

http://imgur.com/PjBW8xL

Hot DAMN mista T, tell em! Let'em know!

Punkkee4 votes

a sex change operation

IT WAS ONE TIME STOP HOLDING IT ABOVE MY HEAD

Trathom4 votes

Simply put. If you don't have an hour to play, then don't start a game.

ThePikol4 votes

"TRELOLOL UTZ N8T R4NKD HWQ C3RAS?!?!?" .... it's some kind of elvish i can't read it!

The Argonaught3 votes

never had this problem playing in the morning but i see your point. I don't ever play enless i know i can commit at least an hour to it

AlphaKappaPika3 votes

I liked this post so much I left a game to upvote it :^)

PeponiPoro2 votes

I have tried reporting people for this, as I find it extremely offensive, but I have never gotten the notice back from Riot that confirmed the player being punished. Gives the impression they don't care, even if they do (and in my opinion, they do).

Need Gold 4 Tent2 votes

I don't even believe in the truth of these excuses anymore (not that they're valid even if they were true). If you've played as many games as I have, you'll notice a trend that many of these "I gotta go to "insert whatever place" people tend to be from games that are going badly.

Why not just show some honesty and say "I'm a sore loser" instead? Not that it's gonna stop the 9 reports either way. It's really like the "LAG" excuse for dying instead of acknowledging outplays now, it's become too conveniently timed to actually believe anymore.

arc952 votes

If you have a relative time limit like you have to Absolutely get off in 40+ minutes i play ARAM

and if you have less then 30 minutes just dont play

Trap or a Trick2 votes

sometimes I have to leave because my parents don't give me any warnings and I have to eat, not my fault if I'm in a 60+ min game

Supreme Senpai692 votes

Don't play near dinner time tbh. If you have to go after an hour I'd understand, because over an hour is too long of a timesink for a single game. But lots of people are like "sorry g2g eat" like 25 or even 45 minutes in. If your parents don't give you any warning and force you to eat with them, you should know not to start a game if they're preparing dinner or it's around dinner time y'know?

Gibberwatt1 votes

Yeah, but parents. I've had mine just bust into my room and demand I go on a walk with them/play with them (my parents are needy) with no warning at all.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

I've been there man. My parents were Korean-level strict sometimes. -in the middle of a raid when they burst into room- "YOU GOT B ON REPORT CARD 2 WEEKS AGO YOU STUDY NOW" -unplugs cord-

Meanwhile, my brother with straight Fs is just chillin watchin some TV lmao.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

Had two people in game feed super hard but refuse to surrender. They were pre-made jungle and top, and jungler would exclusively gank top and neglect all other lanes and objectives, and they still managed to feed top lane. 30 minutes roll by and suddenly we start winning! This is the turn around.

"Hey can we surrender, me and the top laner are at school and have to go to class"

C'mon guys. Why didn't you just surrender at the 20 minute mark when everybody else wanted to and there was no hope against a fed team that YOU fed? Why surrender 10 minutes later when we can actually win? Why start a game half an hour before class starts?

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