Be honest. Do you leave one honeyfruit for Rift Scuttler to eat?

RFPSHBYQl7·Feb 26, 2017·70 votes·4,669 views

I do every time :p

46 Comments

DauthauFeb 26, 201757 votes

I whack that little turd right on the head and claim what is rightfully mine!

SEKAIFeb 26, 20176 votes

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I whack that little turd right on the head and claim what is rightfully mine!

That's what I do as well. It never comes across my mind that I'm being a fking dipshit for it considering the poor sod doesn't even fight back, she just runs, poor her.

I should be sad and feel sorry for her, but nah, I guess I'm not a kind person at all!

EDIT: pronoun changes, apparently Rift Scuttler is confirmed to be girl.

RFPSHBYQl7Feb 26, 201711 votes

:( rito should make a low prio queue for the ones who don't let scuttler eat.(for 5 games for 1 second :D because why not)

yay nibbersFeb 26, 20171 votes

This. That lazy little vulture can get her own damn fruit.

Nemis1sFeb 27, 20171 votes

I logged in just to upvote this XD

Sahn UzalFeb 26, 201712 votes

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Yes.

SEKAIFeb 26, 20175 votes

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Yes.

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ModKnightsKemplarFeb 26, 20177 votes

This makes me suddenly wish that rift scuttler became a legendary monster after 50 minutes and gave some crazy buff.

Troll for TrumpFeb 26, 20179 votes

"At 50 minutes, If the Rift Scuttler has eaten at least 5 honey fruits, she consumes the dragon and evolves into a flying crabman"

ModKnightsKemplarFeb 26, 20171 votes

I like it.

Ariel the CruelFeb 27, 20172 votes

Urgot You called?

Troll for TrumpMar 8, 20171 votes

They forgot to add wings on the assets for the new Urgot model. Riot pls

ArnoldSchwarzensFeb 26, 20178 votes

I don't. Not like that matters, she always manages to steal one for herself anyway.

TerozuFeb 26, 20172 votes

You know auto attacking her once will make her get off it right?

JbelsFeb 26, 201721 votes

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You know auto attacking her once will make her get off it right?

Fuck that, I'm a Sion main. If she starts eating my fruit, I scream at her until she goes away

SEKAIFeb 26, 20176 votes

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Fuck that, I'm a Sion main. If she starts eating my fruit, I scream at her until she goes away

That reminds me, we need a Gentleman Sion skin who hammers people with his giant cane, screams at people, and rush in from the other side of the map to give epic beatdowns. Perfectly gentleman.

Ariel the CruelFeb 27, 20171 votes

Except.... Sion's only good at screaming when HE runs away. ;p

JbelsFeb 27, 20172 votes

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Except.... Sion's only good at screaming when HE runs away. ;p

SAY THAT TO MY FACE, COWAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrrrdddd....................................

Kitty Cat ToshaFeb 26, 20175 votes

I'm a league player, not a monster ;)

VeltoxFeb 26, 20176 votes

What's the difference?

SEKAIFeb 26, 20177 votes

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What's the difference?

When warriors heard about monsters, they stretched their arms and grinned.

When warriors heard about league players, they shuddered and cowered in fear.

Amasa DelanoFeb 26, 20175 votes

Alistar I will waste headbutt to get to that last honeyfruit.

Pale PirateFeb 26, 20174 votes

Little bitch went above one of my honeyfruit while I was eating them and she wouldn't move away. I hit her, and she finally left, my delicious snack left intact. Since I hit her though, I decided I'm gonna kill her anyway. I'm heartless rito? Your own changes brought scuttle to her doom.

dominusxFeb 26, 20173 votes

i just pull her away with my E as Darius, no need to trigger PETA

LA LostyFeb 26, 20171 votes

I bash it with my hammer if i play Jayce or something similar. If i dont have any cc then... welp, i wont spend 10 seconds fighting for a honeyfruit x_x

Weight of LawFeb 26, 20172 votes

you could just auto attack it once

LA LostyFeb 26, 20171 votes

Oh i actually didnt know that. Still more fun to smack it away though.

BakedLotionFeb 26, 20173 votes

Fuck that scuttle looking ass bitch. Tryna survive and it hops onto my fruit and cockblocks it. Good thing i attack that bitch or swipe it when im playing janna because i can move through units.

emernicFeb 26, 20173 votes

Fuck that snitch I need dat hp. You can harvest your own fruits crab man.

Kukan SeishinFeb 26, 20172 votes

I end of getting all of them but one and then scuttle is eating one and I stand there like "I don't have time for this"

Hèntaî Feb 26, 20172 votes

Yes, the little guy deserves a snack or two. He gets beat on so much ;-;

Gnart Even CloseFeb 26, 20172 votes

Nope, I'm too greedy for that. If I have time to clear that Scuttler too, you know I'm gonna get a vision shrine. Or once I get Ivern, I can "release" the Scuttler with my special mix Kool-Aid.

Off Meta EvanFeb 26, 20172 votes

scuttle is my baby i must feed her for i love her so.

LuggFeb 26, 20172 votes

Screw scuttler, those are my fruit.

ChaosThiefFeb 26, 20171 votes

Scuttle kind of stood on the fruit like 3 times when I was playing urf, no idea why. I had to hit him to take the fruit.

Petition to allow scuttle to eat honeyfruit?

Asayake 5150glowFeb 26, 20171 votes

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Scuttle kind of stood on the fruit like 3 times when I was playing urf, no idea why. I had to hit him to take the fruit.

Petition to allow scuttle to eat honeyfruit?

If you let it stay there long enough, the fruit disappears and is eaten.

EpicanianFeb 26, 20171 votes

no, I pretend to leave one and right before the scuttler eats it I kill it mercilessly

SEKAIFeb 26, 20171 votes

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no, I pretend to leave one and right before the scuttler eats it I kill it mercilessly

The Scuttler is immortal, there is no way to kill her. When you reduce her HP to 0, she just burrows and comes out a bit later.

AeszarckFeb 26, 20171 votes

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The Scuttler is immortal, there is no way to kill her. When you reduce her HP to 0, she just burrows and comes out a bit later.

If I end the game before comes back out, then she never comes back.

EpicanianMar 1, 20171 votes

oh my god I just went into a game, you're right! I never noticed that

MalignisFeb 26, 20171 votes

I don't know why I'd have to leave one...skuttle always jumps in and steals the fruit just to watch me die in critical moments. You think skuttle is a sweet innocent and defenseless crab, but no, skuttle is ruthless and will just sit back and eat the honeyfruit that would have saved your life while watching you burn O.o