At the start of the game, can a window pop up that asks if you read the patch notes?
Then we select yes and get paired up with other people who selected yes as well. Then all the idiots can be in their own game and everyone who knows what the hell they're doing can be in their own game as well.
Will save time explaining why there are crystals on the map. Or why there's an icon next to Garen's health bar. Or why Darius' q takes forever to cast. etc etc.