Who is more cancer?
I main Teemo, and I got a friend who mains yasuo. He thinks Teemo is the ultimate cancer (Despite the fact that everytime we 1v1 he WRECKS me.) And I think Yasuo is the ultimate cancer. I fight other Teemos and Yasuo all the time, So I know both sides of the argument. That said, I think yasuo is way worse. We figure: Both champs are known for being massive trolls, Both champs have a massive fanbase- So let's have a poll for this shit!
Zherron Vorse1 votesAs a Teemo main I can tell you we are the most horrible breed of human. We enter games to not win or lose.. We enter to make as many people as mad as possible whether it is for us to feed like no-ones business and make our team mad, or to get super fed and leave shrooms that 1shot people on the enemy team and make them rage quit all while spamming our laugh and mastery emotes (which if you are a Teemo main needs to be level 7).
And Teemo loses to Yasuo with every build except for AP Burst Assassin Teemo. Which uses the build:
Combined with Thunderlords and Greenfather's Gift you wait for Yasuo to walk near your invisible cute self then you decloak and use the Hextech Gunblade Active while you are mid Q animation then 2 auto attacks and he'll be dead. The second auto attack is often not needed.
Unless it's a Tank Yasuo then you just lose unless you can trick him into multiple shrooms.
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As a Teemo main I can tell you we are the most horrible breed of human. We enter games to not win or lose.. We enter to make as many people as mad as possible whether it is for us to feed like no-ones business and make our team mad, or to get super fed and leave shrooms that 1shot people on the enemy team and make them rage quit all while spamming our laugh and mastery emotes (which if you are a Teemo main needs to be level 7).
And Teemo loses to Yasuo with every build except for AP Burst Assassin Teemo. Which uses the build:
Combined with Thunderlords and Greenfather's Gift you wait for Yasuo to walk near your invisible cute self then you decloak and use the Hextech Gunblade Active while you are mid Q animation then 2 auto attacks and he'll be dead. The second auto attack is often not needed.
Unless it's a Tank Yasuo then you just lose unless you can trick him into multiple shrooms.
Good tips! Also "if you are a Teemo main needs to be level 7."
I feel bad now! I need one more S to be mastery 7! D:
Zherron Vorse1 votesI believe in you. Just remember S rankings and Winning are not your priorities. Playing Teemo is your priority.
But if you want easy S rankings take Teemo as a Support using the Frost Queen's Claim support item with hextech gunblade as your first non-support item. You should be able to auto attack Q auto attack from a bush and half life the enemy adc or support at level 2 and they will usually retreat until they heal up which by that time your full combo will be up again and you just wash rinse repeat. After level 6 you will notice not many junglers will come to your lane to inconvenience you especially if you put your shrooms near the river and walls near the river.
Only a few champs counter a support teemo. They are 
ADCs cause sivir will block your blind and out damage you and Ezreal doesn't need autos to hurt. And 
as supports because they can outpoke you and then heal what damage you did do.
