I'm sorry, but Lulu top DOES NOT WORK

http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/50204022#masteries

When this guy called top, my premade friend requests if he would top instead, since he specialise in it. Of course, first callers gets it first, and he texts with a big "NOPE" when he asked.

Went top and got rekt by a simple Tryndamere 3 times, then text "gtg" for no good reason and just left, just like that.

I mean yea, for once, it's a Tryn, with a few kills, he can carry just about any game, but secondly, why on earth would you pick a Lulu top...? I can only see Lulu as viable to be a top laner, because she has too many protective kits. Get ganked? E's away. Enemy engages in? W's on him. Damage output? Uses Q, and then become useless for a few seconds (if she already uses her E).

I get mad whenever people pick champs like these on a top lane for two reasons:

• You guys are serious sissies, since you're really really really really scared of normal Garen's Q or Darius's Q, or even a single melee aa.