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sp44155 votes

Graves :"Hey there T.F, I finally fixed myself a new gun, look at this here beaut" TwistedFate :"Well, that is a pretty good replica of your old gun, minus the blood splatters, of course." Graves :"Ah, but it has some new kinks as well, woe be the fool who tries to go up against me this time" TwistedFate :"Heh, and what are you calling your new girlfriend then?" Graves :"Well... she looks like my old gun... but she's new... how 'bout New Destiny?" TwistedFate :"...Really Malcolm? I mean, you were never good at naming things, but... really?" Graves :"Oh piss off, I'm not taking guff from somebody who calls themselves 'Twisted Fate'"

SpongebobIsLife9 votes

that totally sounds like them

DazedOnlooker5 votes

I also read it in their voices too lmao. This is too perf.

DazedOnlooker10 votes

TwistedFate :"...Really Malcolm? I mean, you were never good at naming things, but... really?" Graves :"Oh piss off, I'm not taking guff from somebody who calls themselves 'Twisted Fate'"

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IwfiKe3qjM52 votes

Destiny ---> New Destiny

Next Update on PBE:

"Definitely Not Destiny"

BetaDude4016 votes

[insert cigar joke here]

LordGeovanni1 votes

you mean how they want it to be graves but its gragas esq

kJs9 votes

when Graves is fed

Fritterz7 votes

That can't be graves... He doesn't have a cigar.

kJs20 votes

Passive Names: Buckie Buckshot Boom b***h! Boom stick.

Super Kami Kai5 votes

up voted for Bruce Campbell.

KaisadiIIa8 votes

Considering that his new passive is basically an adapted Buckshot (his current Q); I don't know why they didn't just maintain the name "Buckshot". Also "Buckshot" represents buckshots more than "New destiny" will ever do. I mean, a guy shooting you with a shotgun is not a new destiny. It's a crime.

Bergk19 votes

New Destiny sounds like a Chinese Restaurant

kJs3 votes

roflmao

Crett17 votes

Graves doesn't have time to think up new names for his shotgun, so he's taking the simple approach

Zair Umbras13 votes

Ain't got time to bleed, so why would he have time to name his shotgun?

Graves logic. Ain't got time for a cigar, ain't got time for anything other than exploding some one's face.

Serge THE GREAT12 votes

Destiny's Child

Profirix7 votes

I vote for "Manifest Destiny" as his passive name.

Finn Warhammer1 votes

This, omg so much this.

LVL 5 PORO6 votes

God, you people will complain about anything. Miserable.

kJs2 votes

Consumerism, definitely not healthy, but get over it.

kaltenashes6 votes

Destiny II Destiny - The graves one Destiny the other one Destiny Second Edited: Destino Dos

Auz the Ripper4 votes

Destiny 2: the Electric Bugaloo

Westonbirt1 votes

2destined5u

kJs4 votes

New Destiny: The Taken Queen

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Kappa

Lupxel4 votes

His weapon beeing named Destiny while Twisted Fate ultimate also beeing named Destiny is intentional (because of the relacion between Graves and Twisted Fate)... Meanwhile, Destiny broke in Bilgewater event, so Graves got a new one, and the name can me New Destiny, cause isn't as much different from the older model, just more actualized.

Helmight3 votes

That was my thought about the name-change. Sure, it sounds completely uncreative and a little weird, but I think it thematically fits Graves since he literally has a new Destiny now. If you want to get into metaphors, New Destiny makes sense since Graves's destiny has changed after he buried the hatchet with TF, but even disregarding that point it's a good name for his passive.

Since we're already knee-deep in memes though, I'm assuming no one's going to see this post.

DirkTarTar4 votes

I was a fan of "Big Ass Gun" Being his passive

Saphixia3 votes

why dont we name is e new vault? Quinn screeching intensifiesQuinn

TwoD3 votes

eh close but no cigar

B1naryB0t3 votes

I Can't Believe It's Not Destiny

Reaper Soraka2 votes

I'll be honest. I zoomed in on the screenshot to see if they gave his cigar back at full ammo or something.

I feel like I've been tricked.

MealReadytoEat2 votes

You know that that was the name given in the Bildgewater event months ago? I mean, yes the naming isn't particularly inspired, but it's not something they pulled out of their ass yesterday.

LostSoul6662 votes

I find New Destiny sounds worst then Destiny. it IS the name of his shotgun after all.

CasterGilgamesh7 votes

He lost his old gun in the burning tides so this seems more fitting

LostSoul6661 votes

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He lost his old gun in the burning tides so this seems more fitting

ah. I missed the burning tides event so i have no clue what happened

General Esdeath 2 votes

I guess the people who complain don't get that it's called that because he used to be partners with Twisted Fate.

Rikari2 votes

Who says graves and twisted fate aren't getting back together?

Werewolf Link2 votes

Destiny is the name of his gun though...

The Whamboozler1 votes

If they're gonna go with a generic passive name, why not just call it "Graves passive 2.0"?

sp4413 votes

Destiny is the name of his shotgun.

He lost his shotgun after the events of Burning Tides, albeith he said that a gunsmith in Piltover could make him a new one. One could assume that he just named his shotgun "New Destiny" because he didn't want to bother thinking about a new name.

Only Play Darius1 votes

I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the name for his new passive was "New Destiny"

It's like they did the bare minimum to fix the problem.

Aych Pii2 votes

His gun is named Destiny, clearly they wanted to reflect that.

Wierd DNA1 votes

What about You got time to bleed´´ or Rest in pieces´´?

teedddyy1 votes

Well when he talks he says "It's destiny" (CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG CAUSE I DONT PLAY HIM) and it should be called It's Destiny

Micbran1 votes

How about... Destiny's Child?

The Illithid1 votes

They should change it to give him passive dodge chance and call it "Close, but no cigar"

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