Life as vel koz

0AppleJuice0··1 votes·333 views

If life was like vel koz i would hate it. Just being a floating eyeball. Especially when velkoz goes support getting poked by the adc's would be unbearable! Velkoz item 3070

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BLU Medic1 votes

I actually think it'd be pretty cool to be Vel'Koz. Yeah, you have no body but you're an insanely smart floating eyeball with three tentacles (which technically means 3 arms) and the ability to fire incredibly powerful lasers at people. Plus, the ladies love you because you give such amazing massages.

0AppleJuice01 votes

I actually think it'd be pretty cool to be Vel'Koz. Yeah, you have no body but you're an insanely smart floating eyeball with three tentacles (which technically means 3 arms) and the ability to fire incredibly powerful lasers at people. Plus, the ladies love you because you give such amazing massages.

Haha i never thought of it that way. I think you have a point there. Vel'Koz life could be great.

Stars Shaper1 votes

I still don't understand support Vel'koz, he is really good as midlaner

0AppleJuice01 votes

Its a velkoz thing now. Just like how brand is getting hot for support

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