It would be impossible to accurately choose someone to be a fitting lover; however, I'm going to have to make a list and discuss the pros and cons. By the way, I'm a chick, (my name gives it away, perhaps?) a straight chick.
Personally, I'm not really attracted to bald, buff guys; however, Braum is a very sweet man who is couragous, honorable, and charmingly funny. He also loves animals, which is a big plus. Also, being handy is nice, too. I think I would, in real life, look past his appearance, and fall for his loveable personality.
Yasuo is a guilty pleasure. He's deadly gorgeous. I also have a thing for Japanese men... don't judge. He has a smooth way with words and is clearly very agile and flexible... -wink wink- I'm not sure how well we would get along... probably not very well; but, like I said, guilty pleasure.
Ezreal is so adorable, charming, and funny; although, I bet I am physically bigger than him, which may be a big odd... He also looks like an ex boyfriend. Haha.
Jayce is also a gorgeous hunk of man candy. (he kinda reminds me of a friend of mine...) I'm pretty sure we would not do well since he's a genius scientist and I'm... not. I wouldn't be able to keep up with him; although, I could really get used to that gentleman-like persona.
When I first played League, I thought TF was the sexiest thing in the world; although, I know fer sure I would not get along with this gypsy. Haha.