What are the best champ jokes?

0AppleJuice0·Dec 23, 2014·11 votes·4,930 views

My personal favorite is heimerdingers joke. "why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium; the medical elements? Because if you cant helium or curium. You Barium!!!"

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Toa of DeathDec 23, 201416 votes

Khazix "I ate an optimist once but I couldn't keep him down."

kokopelli2Dec 23, 20148 votes

I have evolved beyond jokes, I am now, a robot. Beep, Boop. - Mecha Kha'Zix

Brenticus12Dec 23, 201415 votes

Kassadin "I tried to silence my nother once, boy did I regret that" Doesn't make much sense now though lol.

Nautilus "Sometimes this anchor just weighs me down..." -Flies into the sky- "Ladadee, ldadadoo, ladadaaa"

Blue Moon WolfDec 23, 20146 votes

love Nautilus joke,it's so good, it has a kill count XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiEyM7k02gQ relevant^

patmax17Dec 23, 20141 votes

I love naut's dance xD

The WhamboozlerDec 23, 201414 votes

Alistar "You can't milk those."

Simple. Understated. Open to interpretation. Hilarious. Vaguely suggestive. Spoken by a cow. All the ingredients of a masterpiece joke.

MeesterMooDec 25, 20141 votes

And spammable too!

SpecterVonBarenDec 23, 201413 votes

Azir's joke is the best in the game.

Azir Cooo, cooo..... cooo..... cooo cooo, cooooOOOOOO!

DropFillDec 23, 201413 votes

"A man , a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die. Because it burn them alive " Diana

CupkekDec 23, 201410 votes

"I guess you're expecting some sort of unBEARable pun?"

0AppleJuice0Dec 24, 20141 votes

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"I guess you're expecting some sort of unBEARable pun?"

I just realized that riot makes a pun in the boards at the bottom of the guidlines. They state "important... Garen -tee you it's impossible." Lol they are really using some unBEARable puns Volibear

LigerzzDec 23, 20149 votes

Zyra

"Our seasons are reversed. My spring, your fall!!" Need some ice to cure that BURN!!

Spooky SpookerDec 23, 20147 votes

I like 's joke, "Why can't I get a straight answer its always 'Oh no stop hitting me' or 'Ow my face'".

KnalxzDec 23, 20146 votes

Not sure if its his joke or not but i heard it while laning against him.

"I've seen your death, it was painful." - Zilean

Gamender56Dec 23, 20141 votes

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Not sure if its his joke or not but i heard it while laning against him.

"I've seen your death, it was painful." -

D:

It's his taunt.

AdderTudeDec 29, 20141 votes

His joke is this:

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like banana." Zilean

Sadistic BeastDec 23, 20146 votes

Blackfrost Anivia 's epic egg laying.

rinsujoDec 23, 20146 votes

Xerath 's old joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eunFNjaQ1PU

0AppleJuice0Dec 23, 20141 votes

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's old joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eunFNjaQ1PU

intense lol

GunpointDec 23, 20142 votes

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's old joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eunFNjaQ1PU

why'd the change it wtf,

Blue Moon WolfDec 27, 20141 votes

Xerath should come in RAW-berry

The Red WardenDec 23, 20145 votes

Gangplank "Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly?

Edit: not jokes yet could have been replacements for his

"Look what trawled out of the bunghole!" "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... rum!"

ShroudedEliteDec 23, 20145 votes

Diana knock knock...

Her jokes are amazing.

Blue Moon WolfDec 23, 20145 votes

Galio "two birds with one stone? have you met my parents?"

patmax17Dec 23, 20145 votes

It also depends on the localization. I play in italian, and I think the translators did a great job with Heimerdinger and MasterYi jokes.

Heimer says something like "What's the difference between a noob and niobium? The atomic number, of course! If you are noob it rhodiums your chrome* if you lose"

in italian this sounds very much like a colorful way to say "whine"

Yi does a pun on "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down": "go down" in italian is "va giu", and he says "wuju" instead. xD

0AppleJuice0Dec 23, 20142 votes

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It also depends on the localization. I play in italian, and I think the translators did a great job with and jokes.

Heimer says something like "What's the difference between a noob and niobium? The atomic number, of course! If you are noob it rhodiums your chrome* if you lose"

in italian this sounds very much like a colorful way to say "whine"

Yi does a pun on "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down": "go down" in italian is "va giu", and he says "wuju" instead. xD

Hey thank you for sharing that! I had no idea. I feel like making new accounts just to hear some of the jokes haha.

bulletbearDec 23, 20145 votes

We have learned of Spin to win now none can stop us, It was a trick! Nocturne (eternum) skin

NeidoxDec 23, 20144 votes

Vayne "Joke? what do you mean?"

Potato DocDec 23, 201414 votes

I feel like since vayne has both the name "vayne" and sunglasses riot really missed out on an opportunity with her joke

It seems your efforts were in *puts on sunglasses vain YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

patmax17Dec 23, 20141 votes

RITO PLZ

Potato DocDec 23, 20141 votes

They wont, I petitioned for this when vayne first came out and it got no attention :/

GunpointDec 23, 20143 votes

"Only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!" Gragas

weihe123Dec 25, 20143 votes

Janna For $2.95 per minute, i'll leave you breathless

Dafaq riot, you made Janna a prostitute?

Sona https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&sqi=2&ved=0CB8Q3ywwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dl482T0yNkeo&ei=omWcVNLaLcKeggTaiIKwAw&usg=AFQjCNFFDlf9YjSfn1k_6eaqptX55WpS4Q&sig2=nSQH5p2psYQuZvD279rXsg&bvm=bv.82001339,d.eXY

Obviously

MarhsallLee67Dec 23, 20142 votes

I find Rammus to be the most charismatic of all the League characters- his joke is easily my favorite.

0AppleJuice0Dec 23, 20142 votes

This isnt a joke, but i find it funny when heimer says "Back you dirty ape MonkeyKing , Back!"

0AppleJuice0Dec 25, 20142 votes

You can't milk these! Alistar Always gets me to laugh.

Lord ImrhialDec 23, 20141 votes

This has been my favorite since before season 1.

"Seriously, are you really asking a giant demon bird for a joke?" Swain

The Absent CoderDec 25, 20141 votes

Aatrox Nobody understands me; they called my work a hack job!

Undead Pho3nixDec 25, 20141 votes

Zilean Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like banana Zilean I've seen your death. It was painful

i love both of these and his laugh too, overall one of the best VO's in game imo

0AppleJuice0Dec 25, 20141 votes

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Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like banana I've seen your death. It was painful

i love both of these and his laugh too, overall one of the best VO's in game imo

Idk for a clown Shaco . I think shaco is a good candidate with zilean.

Chaotic ReksDec 25, 20141 votes

"DEMAGLIO!" Gnar

AdderTudeDec 29, 20141 votes

The joke I always hear out of him is "Shu shu, pa na! Haha haha haa!" And then he chases his tail.

Chaotic ReksDec 29, 20141 votes

joke with a Garen in your lane

0AppleJuice0Dec 29, 20141 votes

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The joke I always hear out of him is "Shu shu, pa na! Haha haha haa!" And then he chases his tail.

gnar looks adorable. So its ok? Gnar

MakeOutHiIIXXXDec 25, 20141 votes

Trundle "I'm gonna crush your dreams... They're in your skull, right?" "You got a problem with me? Join the club!" i got trundle brcuase he was so funny XD

0AppleJuice0Dec 26, 20141 votes

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"I'm gonna crush your dreams... They're in your skull, right?" "You got a problem with me? Join the club!" i got trundle brcuase he was so funny XD

Haha, trundle is such a troll.