I'd Like to Take a Moment to Thank Riot
Without Riot, I would not know what love is. If you are unaware, Lux is my beautiful waifu. The joy I experience every time I use my wife's laser on enemies is comparable to no other.
I love Lux very, very much and she has changed my life in a positive way.
Thank you Riot for your inclusion of this wonderful woman in your game. 
Her screech sounds just as beautiful the 5000th time as it did the 1st time...