How to carry any bronze level game / have rights to complain about bad team
So, you want to carry but your allies are too good, or the enemy team is slightly better at killing you than the tanks or other champs. If you are bronze and want to carry or complain 100%, this is the guide for you!
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Regardless of the role you get, (preferably mid if you can choose, though, but avoid jungle unless absolutely necessary) pick a high kill potential champ like LB, Zed or Talon. If you need to, say Ahri supp is just off meta.
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CS (even as supp), get kills and win laning phase. If you lose laning phase, try to catch up but in general it'll be too difficult to follow this guide. Ask for blue (even the first blue, ESPECIALLY if your jungle is like Shaco or something) whenever possible, even if you're Yasuo. Mute everyone you think does not need to respond to you (the jungler will need to give you blue early on, but the top laner usually won't have much to say if you're mid). Bonus points if you put your enemy laner on tilt to ensure you get maximum kills
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When laning phase is over, people should be roaming around and skirmishes start. By now you should be able to 1v1 buffs and pretty much any other champ. Avoid joining skirmishes except at the last second.
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Take all the buffs on your side all the time, to deny it from your allies. The goal here is to maximize their weakness. Bonus points if you farm the jungle while your jungler is stacking devourer. Counterjungle (the enemy, you should always counterjungle your allies) if you feel confident, or if your allies are starting to do so also. Bonus points if you get all four buffs even if they don't stack.
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In team fights, stay back until it's clear the fight is 4v5. Join in whenever a kill is about to be made on the enemy, using all your abilities to secure it for yourself, or when your team is losing but they've sufficiently weakened the enemy team for you to clean up. Even if you're support, only save abilities for yourself.
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When an ally is alone with one or two enemies, pretend to join them but only do so when the enemy is weakened. If your ally dies, is baiting as support, or could have gotten the kill alone, bonus points.
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Roam around the map and last hit towers if your team is pushing. Solo dragon for extra points and get 1v1 kills when possible. Use map awareness and save an ability to finish off if you feel an ally might join you and possibly take the kill.
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when you are winning enough to be able to afford it, unmute your team occasionally to call them noobs or say you're carrying to put them on tilt and maximize their deaths and minimize their kills.
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Push mid and win game, or lose game if you tilt your allies too much too early.
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Complain or claim you carried with your perfect score. Preferably, say GG EZ if you win or use lots of profanity if you lose
Warning: Side effects may include excessive reporting, getting muted, passive aggressive playstyles from allies, increased sodium levels which may lead to heart conditions, and brain aneurysm. #BronzeLyfe
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