Things Your Favorite Champ Would Say When Arrested
Cops: Mundo you know public urination is illegal and you will face jail time. Mundo: Mundo go where he pleases.
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At least I'm finally wanted.
Halp police brutality.
cop: you have the right to remain silent.
Ok.
Cop: Sir, we've heard reports of someone being obnoxiously loud out in the streets all night. Seems to be coming from you, what do you have to say for yourself?
TOOON!
Cop: Sir?
HASAAGIIIIII
Cop: Sir, I'm going to have to taze you if you don't put that sword down -Pulls out tazer-
FACE THE WIND
Cop: Sir, are you on any illegal substances? Fiddlesticks: I haven't got a brain, and soon, neither will you! Cop: Im gonna have to take you in... Fidds: CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCCAWCACCACWC
Cop: Sir you have committed a crime..... now I'm gonna have to put you in jail.
Starts running from the cop
Cop: Hey! Come back here! Starts chasing
Riot officers in menacing formation, shields up, batons out, the works.
: Charges, Q-ing and W-ing through teargas and fire hoses and beanbags, shouting "BREAK THEIR RANKS!!!" as he spins to win.
Other rioters come pouring through the breach after him, throwing rocks and Molotovs and and whatnot.
Cop: I'm going to tell you to stop, your waking the neighbors at 3 in the morning with your loud music.
...
Cop: Excuse me Miss, prostitution is illegal.
: Yes it's true. For only $2.95 a minute. I will leave you breathless.
just lets them take him to jail
once he's bored he presses E
Dat shit gets out of everything
No Officer I haven't been drinking tonight HIC
Look me in the eyes when you talk to me.
I really don't have time for this.
This is but a battle. I've already won the war.", "You can't stop an avalanche." and everything else she says. Then she freezes the jail over and e's away.
Also 
for irony.
My power cannot be contained, then she throws the police car
Know that if the tables were turned, I would show you no mercy.
Cop: sir you have been accused of committing crimes in multiple dojo's
hauhauhauhau
Either that or
Cop: sir you are under arrest for forcing people to be your minions
Everyone is created equal
balance is weakness
"sometimes I think this anchor weights me down"
(Slams anchor on cops and swims away in the air)
Cops: What the FAQ?
: LOL
Cops: Miss, you're under arrest for burning down a shopping mall. Why are you even here?
Have you seen my bear?
Your.. what?
GET HIM TIBBERS!
Stupid fleshlings. I did not Kill any fleshling. I was recharging his battery.
I'm an emperor. DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY BITCH!
cop- Sir you are under arrest for throwing a house.
other cop- how could this cute little thing do something like that?
walks away all cute like.
turns into mega gnar and throws a house at the first cop.
You can't legally be on this property.
Luckily I'm rooted IN this property.
Cop: We're gonna have to take you away.
I'll be back...I ALWAYS COME BACK
POPO CAN'T TOUCH DIS.
"Illuminating the enemy is a crime? How can that be??"
"oh. you sure big guy? I'll bribe ya" slowly undresses
".....:("
(he's not one of my favorites, but i just had to say it)"MUNDO DOES WHAT HE PLEASES"
"Go ahead, scare me."
Cop sees me doing something illegal. "I've got friends in high places, I'd keep my head down if i were you"
Cop- I don't think its legal to arrest a bird......
"You can't cage me, officer!"
Or
"Here, piggy piggy piggy."
"You are fired."
"Bitch i AM the police!"
Also Cait x Vi. Love that shit.
Gives in, then bursts out as a ray of sunshine once she hears someone in need.
Cop: Sir, you are under- ARRRGHHH*~
Cho'gath: Yum :3
Cop: You are under arrest
Garen: DEMACIA proceeds to SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
Other Cop: Are you sure he's not mentally challenged?
Cop: Idk...
The unseen blade is the deadliest
stab
You will remember Yorick Mori
Cops: Sorry lady, but even 
can save you from this. All you did was illegal and...
: What do you get when a dragon sneezes?
Cops: What?
(Breaths flame and kills all cops): Out of the way.
isn't my favourite champion, but the most funny one I created was this... 
isn't funny about that.
"You're not a policeman, I'm the policeman. You're under arrest."
"Here, have a cookie!" turns the area into a death pit
"Wait, wait, I have to think of a good plant pun first!" gets cuffed because the cops have seen too many episodes of Batman
"What good are those handcuffs going to do you?"
"Fellow Dravens! Let me sign you an autograph!"
: "Well, crap. Arrested again. Good thing I'm not black like Lucian!"
Cop: You are under arrest for arson!
Is that fireproof?
Cop: What? No- OH GOD THE BURNING!
punches cop in the face
.... We shall see.
All part of the plan I just made up!