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500000000000000023 votes

I tried 0000000000000000, and it was taken. I tried 1000000000000000, and it was taken. I'll let you fill out the rest.

Sraeg20138 votes

Let me guess: You tried 4999999999999999 combinations and all of them were taken?

Dryditch18 votes

Dryditch Fever is the single deadliest virus known to the inhabitants of Redwall Abbey. I picked the name for a steam account when I was 10, and haven't looked back since.

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Dryditch_Fever

NiamhNyx10 votes

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Dryditch Fever is the single deadliest virus known to the inhabitants of Redwall Abbey. I picked the name for a steam account when I was 10, and haven't looked back since.

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Dryditch_Fever

whoa whoa whoa, you also a redwall fan? Havent seen someone else who even knows what it is in forever.

Dryditch9 votes

There are Dozens of us. DOZENS!

Redwall was my childhood, though, so I guess it seems fitting that I keep it alive through my screen name.

Glory ln Death6 votes
Peel Your ADC17 votes

I really hate enemy adcs.

And after the fiora rework, I couldn't use FioraTheExplora anymore.

Only Play Darius9 votes

Rework ruined her for you too?

Peel Your ADC8 votes

Enough to change my name from FioraTheExplora To Rip Fiora 2016.

PaladinNO4 votes

"Some say, the old Fiora was just an ult with a pretty face." ...I liked her a lot!

Gave me my first ever pentakill too.

And there is no way I am parting with her without at least small memento:

http://cdn.gamer-network.net/2015/usgamer/LOL-Fiora-Art-02.jpg

^ That's the splash art I am using for her right now.

Peel Your ADC1 votes

"Q-Auto-E Reset- Q"

Usually that's all it took for an adc's screen to turn grey.

Ult is just flavor.

PaladinNO5 votes

Ult is just flavor.

"A depth of flavor is what I covet." :)

I really miss that ult... Though it took me a long while to understand where I would end up after using it. I actually never did; I had to ask - twice. ^^

The Ninjer13 votes

I was trying to think of a goofy way to say "Ninja"

Now I'm accused of being racist.

Suspicious Xebra5 votes

Sounds like a stereotypical redneck trying to say "ninja" I approve, tis quite humorous indeed.

rtbf2349624753 votes

Now, I don't like what you insinyou-ating right there, so I'm gonna need ya to knock it off, ya hear

Carrie Pigeon11 votes

I used a random word generator and slammed the first two together.

Risk of Fate21 votes

I find irony in your name, then.

Carrie Pigeon4 votes

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I find irony in your name, then.

As do I. It was a pretty low chance of these two words coming together. Near impossible for it to be recreated.

ChadlyTheHooker7 votes

Thresh Is cool

NiamhNyx5 votes

First name was S01ARPHANT0M, because solarphantom was already taken. Just one of the usernames I had. Then i changed it to NiamhNyx. Niamh (pronounced Neeve, Irish) Name meaning Bright / Radiant. Nyx (Pronounced Niks, Greek) Greek Goddess of Night.

I mainly picked it because I love the Irish spelling. Niamh just looks a lot better than Nieve, Neeve, Neave or Neve. The secondary reason is the Oxymoronic nature of combining the two names in to one. Radiant Night.

woobee3 votes

Hell yeah oxymoronic names

Supreme Senpai695 votes

Revan is my panhandle ever since the good old days of xbox, when KOTOR came out.

GULAG 4 U5 votes

I think I was high or drunk when I chose my name. Problem? I don't do drugs nor alcohol.

Suspicious Xebra3 votes

Man kids these days getting high on life....

xxxDogmanxxx4 votes

I was born with a penis, and happen to love dogs. No, I don't use one for the other.

Nami in Bush4 votes

I was saved

Demosthentine4 votes

I was an Eragon fan when I started out, and I'm too lazy to change it.

Cremepie4 votes

For

Reasons... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PaladinNO4 votes

Been using the "Paladin"-name all the way back to the times of Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors. 2004 is the earliest trace I can find (from what I got on this PC) of me using that name.

Despite not even liking horses (not even when well roasted), I like the name. It got a history, both on good and bad, and so I've stuck with it, because it just feels like me in some ways.

Just "Paladin" was already taken, so I chose to add a country-tag. "Paladin[number]" would just have been stupid.

I Q3 votes

Age of empires, such a good series

LightSword3 votes

My first summoner name was Cathescene... because I was told my summoner name and user name couldn't be the same by someone....

Kukan Seishin3 votes

Wan makes no sense to have in my name, however jargon means nonsense, and Wan makes no sense so...... heh

(I don't know wtf I was doing)

Weathered3 votes

I picked my name because it was the username I had used forever. A couple years later I know realize it's shit and I'm saving for IP.

The 2nd Horseman3 votes

I was playing darksiders at the time and some bastard had the 4th Horseman already.

I did not know that there was a hoarse like character in the game at the time so... missed opportunity

Heal4Headpats3 votes

I was an unimaginative edge lord teen starting Rumble Fighter way back when and my friend suggested it to represent 'teleporting dagger' and it's been a staple on every game since then.

ImTheSideKick3 votes

Names Robin Main is support IGN came naturally

Stole Your Buff3 votes

I wish I could give more than 1 upvote.....

Arakadia3 votes

Arakadia based off the Greek city Arcadia.

SayoriIsBigSad3 votes

I, My true name is to be withheld, if in the event that I explain it in mortal terms, shall cause catastrophe with no end. I, Guided by the king sovereign of all dragons, shall summon a cyclone 2000 beasts of winged death. I am the Vortex of Dragons, perish, obliterated by countless claws teeth and elements. http://www.entravity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Chuunibyou-2Thumbnail-Takanashi-Rikka-Tyrant-Eye-of-Truth.jpg

Jungle Lux God3 votes

"Hey mom, can you give me the name of an object?"

""

"Kumquats? Okay"

Frankly, I'm not very creative, although my only regret I have with it is not spelling kumquats correctly.

Meep Man2 votes

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Worst Morgana2 votes

Should be obvious.

V The Support V2 votes

In Ye Olde Ranked Drafts whomever was at the bottom usually got support.

So, if you were below me you could assume your role, If you were above me I'd be supporting the list of teammates.

Nowadays, I just play support all the time.

My IGN Sucks2 votes

Well because...it sucks

Stole Your Buff2 votes

Changed my name to stole when Warwick/ Feral Flare was a thing. used to start almost every match as WW stealing enemy red/blue. Realized very quickly that people were expecting a Warwick named 'Stole Your Buff' to start the match stealing a buff. I started playing safer in early game. lol

Spice POWAH1 votes

Literally I just thought it sounded funny, like the deodorant Old Spice. Now everyone thinks I'm Asian and I still don't get why.

Probably gonna change my name to something having to do with Janna , since she's my main.

I Q3 votes

People most likely think you are asian because of the "POWAH", since that is how stereotypical asians pronounce "power"

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