128 Comments

500000000000000012/27/2016, 7:45:13 AM23 votes

I tried 0000000000000000, and it was taken. I tried 1000000000000000, and it was taken. I'll let you fill out the rest.

Dryditch12/27/2016, 4:03:51 AM18 votes

Dryditch Fever is the single deadliest virus known to the inhabitants of Redwall Abbey. I picked the name for a steam account when I was 10, and haven't looked back since.

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Dryditch_Fever

Peel Your ADC12/27/2016, 9:16:20 AM17 votes

I really hate enemy adcs.

And after the fiora rework, I couldn't use FioraTheExplora anymore.

The Ninjer12/27/2016, 9:17:54 AM13 votes

I was trying to think of a goofy way to say "Ninja"

Now I'm accused of being racist.

Carrie Pigeon12/27/2016, 3:52:02 AM11 votes

I used a random word generator and slammed the first two together.

ChadlyTheHooker12/27/2016, 10:33:05 AM7 votes

Thresh Is cool

GULAG 4 U12/27/2016, 2:19:11 PM5 votes

I think I was high or drunk when I chose my name. Problem? I don't do drugs nor alcohol.

NiamhNyx12/27/2016, 3:59:41 AM5 votes

First name was S01ARPHANT0M, because solarphantom was already taken. Just one of the usernames I had. Then i changed it to NiamhNyx. Niamh (pronounced Neeve, Irish) Name meaning Bright / Radiant. Nyx (Pronounced Niks, Greek) Greek Goddess of Night.

I mainly picked it because I love the Irish spelling. Niamh just looks a lot better than Nieve, Neeve, Neave or Neve. The secondary reason is the Oxymoronic nature of combining the two names in to one. Radiant Night.

Supreme Senpai6912/27/2016, 9:15:47 AM5 votes

Revan is my panhandle ever since the good old days of xbox, when KOTOR came out.

Demosthentine12/27/2016, 3:05:07 PM4 votes

I was an Eragon fan when I started out, and I'm too lazy to change it.

xxxDogmanxxx12/27/2016, 8:37:05 AM4 votes

I was born with a penis, and happen to love dogs. No, I don't use one for the other.

Cremepie12/27/2016, 5:42:21 PM4 votes

For

Reasons... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nami in Bush12/27/2016, 9:03:14 AM4 votes

I was saved

PaladinNO12/27/2016, 7:11:20 PM4 votes

Been using the "Paladin"-name all the way back to the times of Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors. 2004 is the earliest trace I can find (from what I got on this PC) of me using that name.

Despite not even liking horses (not even when well roasted), I like the name. It got a history, both on good and bad, and so I've stuck with it, because it just feels like me in some ways.

Just "Paladin" was already taken, so I chose to add a country-tag. "Paladin[number]" would just have been stupid.

ImTheSideKick12/27/2016, 3:41:53 PM3 votes

Names Robin Main is support IGN came naturally

Arakadia12/27/2016, 6:34:00 PM3 votes

Arakadia based off the Greek city Arcadia.

Weathered12/27/2016, 4:25:16 AM3 votes

I picked my name because it was the username I had used forever. A couple years later I know realize it's shit and I'm saving for IP.

Kukan Seishin12/27/2016, 4:05:32 AM3 votes

Wan makes no sense to have in my name, however jargon means nonsense, and Wan makes no sense so...... heh

(I don't know wtf I was doing)

The 2nd Horseman12/27/2016, 10:38:41 AM3 votes

I was playing darksiders at the time and some bastard had the 4th Horseman already.

I did not know that there was a hoarse like character in the game at the time so... missed opportunity

Heal4Headpats12/27/2016, 10:52:57 AM3 votes

I was an unimaginative edge lord teen starting Rumble Fighter way back when and my friend suggested it to represent 'teleporting dagger' and it's been a staple on every game since then.

LightSword12/27/2016, 4:01:47 AM3 votes

My first summoner name was Cathescene... because I was told my summoner name and user name couldn't be the same by someone....

SayoriIsBigSad12/27/2016, 8:53:23 PM3 votes

I, My true name is to be withheld, if in the event that I explain it in mortal terms, shall cause catastrophe with no end. I, Guided by the king sovereign of all dragons, shall summon a cyclone 2000 beasts of winged death. I am the Vortex of Dragons, perish, obliterated by countless claws teeth and elements. http://www.entravity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Chuunibyou-2Thumbnail-Takanashi-Rikka-Tyrant-Eye-of-Truth.jpg

Jungle Lux God12/28/2016, 1:50:22 AM3 votes

"Hey mom, can you give me the name of an object?"

""

"Kumquats? Okay"

Frankly, I'm not very creative, although my only regret I have with it is not spelling kumquats correctly.

Meep Man12/28/2016, 1:41:47 AM2 votes

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Stole Your Buff12/28/2016, 3:39:14 PM2 votes

Changed my name to stole when Warwick/ Feral Flare was a thing. used to start almost every match as WW stealing enemy red/blue. Realized very quickly that people were expecting a Warwick named 'Stole Your Buff' to start the match stealing a buff. I started playing safer in early game. lol

Worst Morgana12/28/2016, 6:46:01 AM2 votes

Should be obvious.

V The Support V12/28/2016, 7:22:33 AM2 votes

In Ye Olde Ranked Drafts whomever was at the bottom usually got support.

So, if you were below me you could assume your role, If you were above me I'd be supporting the list of teammates.

Nowadays, I just play support all the time.

My IGN Sucks12/28/2016, 7:56:24 AM2 votes

Well because...it sucks

Spice POWAH12/27/2016, 8:27:29 PM1 votes

Literally I just thought it sounded funny, like the deodorant Old Spice. Now everyone thinks I'm Asian and I still don't get why.

Probably gonna change my name to something having to do with Janna , since she's my main.