Day 9 without league of legends

ChairOfTruth·10/10/2018, 12:10:34 AM·2 votes·935 views

Heres a list of what happened to me after I've quit league so far.

more sleep
actually finishing everyday tasks
started going outside
i made some REAL friends :D
no more hatred, i am now a monk :)
Love for the Holy Father has increased exponentially
+10% brain mass
+50% peepee mass
trekked the forbidden desert
knocking off a whole minute on my mile run
climbed a tree
cold showers
Learned kung fu
sang in the rain
took a picture of the clouds
failed my world history test
more calcium intake from drinking more MILK
ate a bunch of fruits and veggies
my school had a taco tuesday

so yea this has been my experience with quitting league, if you quit you will see similar results!

6 Comments

zoliking10/10/2018, 12:25:39 AM2 votes

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Heres a list of what happened to me after I've quit league so far.

more sleep

Good for you.

actually finishing everyday tasks

You could have just outsourced them to India while still playing LoL.

started going outside

I heard about that place but never believed it existed. You must be pranking us.

i made some REAL friends :D

You didn't have those before? Just click accept when the prompt pops up.

no more hatred, i am now a monk :)

That's a shitty line of work dto get stuck in.

Love for the Holy Father has increased exponentially

Sorry to hear that.

+10% brain mass

Sounds like a really bad tumor. Get it checked out by a doctor ASAP.

+50% peepee mass

Seems like some other sort of disease, all the more reason to see a doctor.

trekked the forbidden desert

And now all the bounty hunters of the sultan are targeting you. Was it worth it?

knocking off a whole minute on my mile run

You wouldn't have to run if you didn't piss off all the bloodthirsty assassins by treading upon their holy soil.

climbed a tree

Now you gotta figure out how to get down, that's what you get for poor impulse control.

cold showers

Turn the knob toward red.

Learned kung fu

Watching the Matrix doesn't qualify.

sang in the rain

And all people heard was the rain.

took a picture of the clouds

And then you realized that there were thousands upon thousands of cloud pictures already freely available with simple browser search.

failed my world history test

With all the important lessons from LoL you might have even passed. Now look at you.

more calcium intake from drinking more MILK

ate a bunch of fruits and veggies

The fast food, meat, frozen food and soft drink industries in your vicinity took a blow that will cascade into a global economic meltdown. Congrats.

my school had a taco tuesday

Yeah, but you missed Shaco tuesday.

so yea this has been my experience with quitting league, if you quit you will see similar results!

You hear him folks, be warned.

ModPeriscope10/10/2018, 4:20:05 AM2 votes

Where is % on forums increased 1000%?

Soc1al Anxiety10/10/2018, 12:21:36 AM1 votes

Like no one cares that you have more time to do other stuff.

DeracadaVenom10/10/2018, 4:41:15 PM1 votes

Oof

JoeAnarchy10/10/2018, 4:43:05 PM1 votes

i bet you jerk off to Bowsette hentai at 2AM everyday.

Lets have shrex10/10/2018, 10:47:57 PM1 votes

How is playing LoL and drinking milk even related