Urf the manatee; The story you never new (100% Canon)
You clicked on this wondering why urf was never added to league, and might say "Warwick killed him" However, that is not true, For with hours of searching the internet internet (My brain) I found the true story, here is the story you never knew on urf, the manatee
: Hey, did you guys hear there's gonna be a new champion? Something like Jhin
: Wish riot would just rework me so I could be playible, but whatever...
: I'LL HAVE TO SHOW THEM WHAT I'M TRUELY MADE OF, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -Coughs
: Maybe he will be my friend....I could use one... 
League of village: ERROR; PROTOTYPE-JHIN-444 HAS BEEN TAMPTERED WITH, REFORMATING LEEKED INFORMATION. . .
: WHAT, NO, MY SHOW ON THE RIFT WAS SO CLOS$#a##asvaaVAVAVSASAASAGGIANOFIAFOABF
Urf: Hi guys, My names urf, i'm the new champion
: Wait, wasn't jhin the new champion supposed to be coming out...?
Urf: Huhah, guess not, because I'm the new champion... look, I'm leaked out to the public, must mean I'm next
: . . .He's got a point, well, hope you serve better on the fields of justice than I Did
MEANWHILE AT RIOT HQ
Riot HQ Member #1: Huh, somethings wrong guys... System urf is online and project jhin-444 got shutdown.
Riot HQ Leader: WHAT, LET ME SEE THAT... How in the... HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AVAIBLE UNTIL 2024
Riot HQ Member #2: Sir, should we send out anti virus Warwick?
Riot HQ Leader: . . . I'm afraid so...
: ** I HUNGER**
------Back at league of village----
: Urf, those are some pretty cool spells... mind if i borrow that gun in my next battle?
Urf: HUHAH, no, I don't mind C@1^V78
: What-
: Under riot law, you are being terminated from league of legends, any last words>
Urf: @!$@!$!@$!$@)^(#!#!% ILL BE BAC@!!#!#%
: Ultimate's Urf Sorry about that guys, hopefully he wasn't too buggy...
That is... the story you never knew about Urf