Things you would want your support to say, but not your Relationship parnter. (Boyfriend, Wife, Etc)
I'm gonna start you guys off, and you all reply with things you come up with
Don't worry, I've done this before
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Since you're self-sufficient I'm going to go support someone that needs me.
"You can't milk those!"
I wish you'd stop eating me in public.
"This is the only position I play."
"I usually prefer playing with myself but I'm in the mood to try something a little different today."
Hurrry up and come! It's about to spawn!
"If you lure them into this bush, I can grab them and knock them up before they even know what happened."
I'm eight.
I know it's really early, but I wanna go all-in.
THE TIME OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END.
"Dont worry, im a master baiter."
"Ill take the knock up for you"
"hey, lets get in discord so we can talk"
"so, ive been analyzing our performance and this is how we could do better"
"I knocked them up for you."
Don't go any deeper into the jungle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Why don't I play some music to help us get into the mood better"
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Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
"I'm a really good hooker"
"I have perfected my flashing skills"
while warding "Now i can watch you while i'm away"
They are low. Lemme grab their Ashe. 
Hugify me! 
Lemme hammer her a bit so they start hitting me, then you go in. 
Sorry I don't have any protection
"I'm a smurf."
Don't Go So Deep. Push Up.
"..."
Peel me!
Wait...
"Come with me on a magical journey"
GRAB THE FUCKING LANTERN!
I'll keep them down while you nail them from afar.
lets make goat cheese!
"Fucking retard"
/s
Bottom is dead, I'm going mid.
I've got a really good one now :D
"Sorry I couldnt do more, I was exhausted"
I'll hook him in
Don't worry, I'll keep all five of them off you.
I need vision of that bush.
When I go in, I need you to follow up.
"I'll grab her and then you kill her."
"Let's invade and steal their shit, its not like they can stop us."
"Make sure you check for the third man before you blow your load."
"Can't risk it, I flashed last time."
"I want to trade you for them/him/her."
"Eat her to keep her off of me!"
"Let's five man them next time."
"Don't pull him, he's too big!"
gg help me take dragon no flash I have exhaust I'll hide in the bush be passive Yay we got first blood we can kill them I'll buy locket for protection I still have pot Let's just poke them We can make it late use your ace in the hole
"I'm getting tag teamed." "You do all the hard work so I can get free money." "I'll get them on top of me while you finish them off." "I wasn't sure if you were going to kill them so I did it for you."
I think a voidling just came out
"Stop fighting and go farm."
"Stop feeding them!" (in reference to kids)
Just let me know when you're ready and I'll get on top of them.
Hey. Can we have a third person in here?
I'm going to dive her in the bush with my big sword of demacian justice 
Go for the backdoor
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"If you lure them into this bush, I can grab them and knock them up before they even know what happened."
Laughed so hard at this....Just imagining someone out in a public park or something stand behind a bush and say that to their girlfriend.
I don't really have anything funny just wanted to say that, but I'll go for something I guess.
"Uh...could we get some help down here? We can't do this all on our own"
" Too fast? Fine! i'll slow it down for you."
" i got the right thing so i can fly now."
Execute yourself on that turret.
"I'm going for an Xpeke"
I have space aids