Things you would want your support to say, but not your Relationship parnter. (Boyfriend, Wife, Etc)
I'm gonna start you guys off, and you all reply with things you come up with
Don't worry, I've done this before
62 Comments
Deep Terror Nami61 votesSince you're self-sufficient I'm going to go support someone that needs me.
Eternal Torment11 votes
as always, nami got no chill.
Jet Sett48 votes"You can't milk those!"
Funkin Dunkin45 votes
I wish you'd stop eating me in public.
FatedSaviour4 votesyou would want your support to say, not things you would say to your support
Saewin44 votes"This is the only position I play."
"I usually prefer playing with myself but I'm in the mood to try something a little different today."
LegendaryLemur34 votesHurrry up and come! It's about to spawn!
Mecha MaIphite32 votes"If you lure them into this bush, I can grab them and knock them up before they even know what happened."
Umbral Regent29 votes
I know it's really early, but I wanna go all-in.
SloaneWolf29 votes
I'm eight.
Mig891 votesDude I'm calling the cops on you because I just died from laughing. Murderer 😂😂
Silly Neeko27 votesTHE TIME OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END.
"Dont worry, im a master baiter."
"Ill take the knock up for you"
"hey, lets get in discord so we can talk"
"so, ive been analyzing our performance and this is how we could do better"
"I knocked them up for you."
ItzBongoz18 votesDon't go any deeper into the jungle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jungle Lux God15 votes"Why don't I play some music to help us get into the mood better"
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PunisherJBY14 votes"I'm a really good hooker"
"I have perfected my flashing skills"
while warding "Now i can watch you while i'm away"
nami tf13 votesThey are low. Lemme grab their Ashe. 
Hugify me! 
Lemme hammer her a bit so they start hitting me, then you go in. 
ThatEkko11 votesDon't Go So Deep. Push Up.
kurthl33t11 votes"I'm a smurf."
Fondling Gems9 votes
"..."
4th Chiming Lamb8 votes
"Come with me on a magical journey"
Nymzo8 votesPeel me!
Wait...
DarkRitual8 votesGRAB THE FUCKING LANTERN!
Wacky97 votesI'll keep them down while you nail them from afar.
agbudar7 votes
lets make goat cheese!
Raiyza4 votesI'll hook him in
Pathfinder Yasuo4 votes"Fucking retard"
/s
Saewin21 votesUh you don't really want to hear that from anyone.
also name checks out
kasfas4 votesDon't worry, I'll keep all five of them off you.
I need vision of that bush.
When I go in, I need you to follow up.
FireDrizzle4 votesI've got a really good one now :D
"Sorry I couldnt do more, I was exhausted"
inhumanlol4 votesBottom is dead, I'm going mid.
Stróc Dúnmharú3 votes"I'll grab her and then you kill her."
"Let's invade and steal their shit, its not like they can stop us."
"Make sure you check for the third man before you blow your load."
"Can't risk it, I flashed last time."
"I want to trade you for them/him/her."
"Eat her to keep her off of me!"
"Let's five man them next time."
"Don't pull him, he's too big!"
Blue Moon Wolf2 votes"I'm getting tag teamed." "You do all the hard work so I can get free money." "I'll get them on top of me while you finish them off." "I wasn't sure if you were going to kill them so I did it for you."
coeurloyal1 votes[{quoted}](name=Blue Moon Wolf,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=GygiEzyl,comment-id=0022,timestamp=2017-05-23T05:53:39.621+0000)
"I wasn't sure if you were going to kill them so I did it for you."
See, if your spouse says this you know you should never leave them.
Pater Gascoigne2 votesI think a voidling just came out
TeCoolMage2 votesgg help me take dragon no flash I have exhaust I'll hide in the bush be passive Yay we got first blood we can kill them I'll buy locket for protection I still have pot Let's just poke them We can make it late use your ace in the hole
4Jhín2 votes"Stop fighting and go farm."
"Stop feeding them!" (in reference to kids)
coeurloyal2 votesJust let me know when you're ready and I'll get on top of them.
Wacky92 votesHey. Can we have a third person in here?
DorkunedAuras1 votesI have space aids
Brascus1 votesI'm going to dive her in the bush with my big sword of demacian justice 
Mig891 votesGo for the backdoor
XelosDaDuck1 votes" Too fast? Fine! i'll slow it down for you."
" i got the right thing so i can fly now."
Arsenic Sulfur1 votesExecute yourself on that turret.
FooDang1 votes"I'm going for an Xpeke"
VoraciousX1 votes[{quoted}](name=Mecha MaIphite,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=GygiEzyl,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-05-22T19:04:53.177+0000)
"If you lure them into this bush, I can grab them and knock them up before they even know what happened."
Laughed so hard at this....Just imagining someone out in a public park or something stand behind a bush and say that to their girlfriend.
I don't really have anything funny just wanted to say that, but I'll go for something I guess.
"Uh...could we get some help down here? We can't do this all on our own"
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