100% Canon lore on how Jhin got his pistol "Whisper"

DerpeLord·2/24/2017, 2:44:02 AM·36 votes·1,800 views

One day when Jhin was a little boy, he was chilling with his buddyJax when they found a cave that was 2Spooky4Me

Jax : Jhin I'll give you 1350 riot points if you go in that cave.

Jhin : :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Jhin went into the cave where he saw the great and mystical beast... the number 4. Never before had Jhin seen so much magic in a single being,

The number 4: Jhin, you must come with me, I have very special plans for you

Jhin: :O

Suddenly jhin was warped with light near raptors buff where he saw Ivern , Holding them at gun point with his weapon, "The rock-et Launcher"

Ivern : GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR ILL KILL ALL OF YOU

Raptors: Non understandable bird noises

???: STOP IVERN, LET THEM GO

From the skys, the hero we all needed came... Zac -Man, in his tight suit, he fell from the sky and slammed ivern

Zac : Don't worry ladies, there's plenty of me to go around

For 0 reason Vi Lux Tristana Appeared from a bush and fainted

Ivern : YOU FOOL ZAC, I REPLACED DAISY WITH MY NEW ALLY, BEHOLD!

Fiddlesticks : Teleports in with crowstorm

Zac : Ugh... I'll be back... Splits into 4 pieces and zac man's core flies away

Jhin :Number 4, is this why you brought me here? For the power of zac-mans 4 slime passive thing?

Number 4: Yes my child, you have been blessed by my holy greatness, destroy ivern and his new ally fiddlesticks

Zac Summoner: smashing keyboard JHIN STOP TYPING AND HELP ME OMG REPORTED

Jhin : But, I can't beat ivern without your help number 4

An ally has been slain

Ivern Has slainZac

Number 4: I bless you.. with the power of 4

Jhin Has slainIvern Double kill!

Jhin : Thank you number 4 :D

Number 4: I must take back my power now, break ivern's rock-et launcher and take his handle, it is blessed with the power of 4

The end (Also make zac-man a legendary skin riot)

[slayer-jinx-wink]

8 Comments

Caesar of Salad2/24/2017, 3:19:00 AM12 votes

Jhin's reaction to the 1350 rp though Xd

The Ender Cobra2/24/2017, 1:31:58 PM5 votes
Mogarl2/24/2017, 7:16:27 AM4 votes

Not sure whether I regret reading that... have an upvote

DVA5452/24/2017, 10:43:05 AM4 votes

Wait, is this alan wake inspired by any way?

"Gimme all your money or ill kill all of you"

Ivern never heard of kill gold? report noob

notice me Sin pi2/24/2017, 3:57:09 PM4 votes

report Jhin for no quadrakill

DerpeLord2/25/2017, 12:02:59 AM1 votes

How did this garbage get 28 upvotes? Guess I'll need to make more of these random stories.

[zombie-brand-mindblown]