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winteriscoming9765 votes

The shaft is behind the tip, a spear is the whole weapon. That's a trident anyways....

Sraeg20137 votes

Technically as long as the shaft is sharpened, it is a spear.

As in if you remove the metal(or whatever) tip and the stick is still sharp, it remains a spear.

winteriscoming976 votes

But wouldn't the sharpened tip become a head in it's own?

Sraeg20135 votes

Spearception.

FilDaFunk12 votes

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The shaft is behind the tip, a spear is the whole weapon. That's a trident anyways....

Technically, the tip could be described at the point at the end of the spear. So the entirety of the spear is behind the tip.

It Hertz When IP23 votes

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

P0IS0N IVY35 votes

We'd be talking about a different kind of shaft and tip at parties ;)

winteriscoming972 votes

Probably not. I'm toxic.

Zarvanis30 votes

To the person who downvoted http://i.qkme.me/3sic27.jpg?noredirect

GetMariahCarried4 votes

To the person who can tell by looking at net positive votes that someone downvoted

http://www.troll.me/images/conspiracy-keanu/how-did-you-know.jpg

Zarvanis2 votes

Because I was the first person to comment on the post, and it was at 0.

GetMariahCarried5 votes

To the person who's telling me that a post now at 120 upvotes was once at 0.

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56982552.jpg

Zarvanis1 votes

I check for new posts several times a day every day, so I'm very frequently the first person to upvote or comment on posts. I see posts with 0 points that shoot way up all the time. There are assholes who downvote everything for no reason. Something I posted a long time ago had -1 points within a minute of being posted.

Ionian Vulpix16 votes

Always have 3 points of contact with the ladder (both feet and one hand). Don't stand on the top two rungs and never use a ladder to climb into the racks. Ask for assistance moving something if you cannot do it yourself safely.

Just had to do a training course on ladder safety at work. Retail is not fun.

Lauchmelder6 votes

You forgot:

Never stand on a ladder by yourself. Always have someone securing it from falling by holding it in place.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

See this is what I thought the joke was so i avoided this thread. Turns out it was something else

SpookyNeedle12 votes

That was so unexpected Honestly that was really good

Demosthentine4 votes

The only tip you need is to buy Moo Cow Alistar. Psychological warfare for days!

Borbland5 votes

I was expecting an empty post with nothing but "git gud". Im disappointed.

TyrekGoldenspear4 votes

[zombie-brand-clap]

I am speechless.

DaNinad4 votes

According to faker, you should "bring win rate up to 50%"

Friendly Ram3 votes

TY

Dr Yasuuo3 votes

Well i was kinda tilted and i was thinking this is a real post. But in the corner of my mind i thought this was a 'git gud' post. But when i saw this i LMAO'd. U made my day xd.

This is a hidden msg: play xin and destroy silvers. Even tho i suck at xin lmfao rofl dead

Mody bird2 votes

I was gonna roast you for being high elo with graves as ur icon... Graves

Twinity Ferce2 votes

A new boards memer to step in among the ranks of the legendary metals, tides, heretics and fish!

LichKing2342 votes

plays the new Challenger has arrived smash music

Imperial Japan2 votes

This actually isn't wrong. Xin is busted in low elo lmao. Really good tower killing, good objective control, shit tons of damage, good teamfights. A bit weak to CC and falls off a bit but is insanely strong in low elo.

DaNinad1 votes

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This actually isn't wrong. Xin is busted in low elo lmao. Really good tower killing, good objective control, shit tons of damage, good teamfights. A bit weak to CC and falls off a bit but is insanely strong in low elo.

Xin's late game is actually pretty terrifying

LA Losty2 votes

Thats... the first time anyone has gotten me this good. Well done...

Velzard of Koz1 votes

I expected a picture of mountain tip. Was demipointed.

zaire901 votes

Thought you were going to say practice playing mgs 3

ChaosThief1 votes

I was expecting this, and I am not disappointed.

I thank you.

Monkey D Luffy1 votes

Am I the only one who's gonna point out the cover image is from a boosting website? ( The one that was tricking everyone ).

Raiyza1 votes

My feels for most of my ranked games. I'll go in confident but then....

Our top/mid/jungle = 0/8/2 at 15 mins. That spear wound....

Simply Coosh1 votes

Haha! I LOL'D IRL...that's a thing, right?

SailorSeal1 votes

Honestly saw this punchline coming a mile away once I saw those three dots after "here's a tip".... that being said, you totally deserve this upvote.

Barrclaw1 votes

I FUCKING KNEW IT. I saw it was in Memes and Games and instantly knew it wasn't real.

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