Petition so that Mulan's "Be a Man" song plays on a loop whenever Xin Zhao is out of combat.

xxxDogmanxxx··183 votes·4,296 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY

It's been 7 years since Xin Zhao was first released, and since day one, people have been requesting that this happen. Please Riot, do this!

50 Comments

Velzard of Koz55 votes

Let's get down the midlane To defeat... nexus Did they send me Bronzes When I asked... for Plat

You're the noobest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister I'll... Make a Gold... Out of you

Tranquill as Maokai But with Ignite... within Once you find your OTP You are sure... to win

You're a skilles, dumb, pathetic kidos And you haven't got a clue Somehow I... will gladly... Carry you

I'm never gonna catch Singed Say "report my team" to all chat Boy was I fool at start for skipping tutorial

This guy's gonna report them all Hope leaverbuster will not ban me Now I really wish that I knew how to farm

Be Master You must be swift as a Singed with Ghost-Boots Be Master With mechanics of the great Gosu Be Master With all the strength of full AD Kha'Zix Mysterious as unwarded side of jungleeeeee

Time is racing toward us 'Til Trynda... backdoors Build at least once Zhonyas And you might... survive

You're unsuited for the Gold elo So sell skin, uninstall LOL, you're noob How could I... make a Gold... out of you.

Be Master You must be swift as a Singed with Ghost-Boots Be Master With all the force of the great Gosu Be Master With all the strength of full AD Kha'Zix Mysterious as unwarded side of jungleeeeee

Be Master You must be swift as a Singed with Ghost-Boots Be Master With all the force of the great Gosu Be Master With all the strength of full AD Kha'Zix Mysterious as unwarded side of jungleeeeee

RealInt9 votes

Read this while listening to the actual song

Legit the best thing I've seen all day.

God Bless you, dank memer

RainXBlade2 votes

I swear to God, I was singing this while scrolling down so i'm in the same boat as you.

Thank you memers for making my day exciting.

Lionheart Lulu4 votes

Send this to Instalok.

They'll gladly make this, LOL

Rozzeta1 votes

I just had to sing along as I read it.

Captain Aishi36 votes

Only for the Secret Agent XIn Zhao skin

http://i.imgur.com/Iy7zNEd.jpg

cuddlykitten432 votes

I also believe that the theme from Indiana Jones should play whenever Ezrael is running from Malphite.

MineTurtlez12 votes

While we are on the topic of Ezreal.. Could we get this to play when Taric uses Bastion (W) on Ezreal for the first time ?

cuddlykitten41 votes

I actually sing that to my friends all the time XD They have no clue where I got it from or why I sing it. I can't believe that's the clip you picked XD

EndlessSorcerer29 votes

Janna Why the heck did you jump in 1v5?

XinZhao It's the only way to make the music stop.

CooL Ice Tea1 votes

HOLY MOLY i was at the office while reading that and i laughed my as off :'D thats absolut NSFW

Mig891 votes

Same. Im getting looks because im crying. completely unexpected.

Joseraph1 votes

Can relate, I loudly exhaled through my nose and now my classmates are hanging me

BlackHairedGirl2 votes

MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

dies out of combat music

Some otherworldly voice: Your sacrifice was in vain.

cuddlykitten41 votes

"Your sacrifice was like Vayne's" FTFY

NGBF Failjeur1 votes

Logged in to upvote that

Sozan511 votes

Pfft!

Another one wanting to dumb down the game.

Right now you gotta go to youtube and turn the song yourself and it seperates great Xins from good ones. Or if you are a dedicated main you have the song downloaded - it shows real devotion to the champion.

TequilaZombie5 votes

REAL Xin Main here. I've put the files to the song into the Client's files and it now replaces the base song on Summoner's Rift and Twisted Treeline. Fuck ARAM tho.

Sozan51 votes

That's what I call real dedication. I hope you sing along to it?

TequilaZombie1 votes

What? Is it possible to NOT sing along to the song? Why nobody ever told me that?!

cuddlykitten41 votes

When you get your 3rd party ban, that's what it's gonna be for. Just an fyi

Mira Arya Enthe9 votes

Copyright

TequilaZombie15 votes

Give the revenue from all Xin Zhao skins to Disney and call it a day.

WE FUCKING NEED THE SONG!

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Shhhh...

Don't spoil the dream...

The Lexer9 votes

Or if Riot ever adds songs for getting pentakills: This one has to be for Xin

Dameshi8 votes

Unlike many bot laners, I fully support this.

reaperteaser7 votes

its at that point you never see a xin gank again

A Bad Nasus6 votes

Should play globally when he is on a killing spree imo

xxxDogmanxxx1 votes

I love this.

The Trent4 votes

shouldn't it play when he's in combat? (xin secretly a girl?)

BLACK REALM GOD2 votes

mulan doesnt sing the song. the soldier that trains her and then falls in love with her does. the only part that mulan sings is when the recruits start whining and it's only one line. the idea is that everyone that xin zhao faces is getting taught how to fight and told to be a man about it.

0531 votes

[{quoted}](name=BLACK REALM GOD,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=RujWUjQJ,comment-id=00090000,timestamp=2017-02-15T05:35:12.393+0000)

mulan doesnt sing the song. the soldier that trains her and then falls in love with her does. the only part that mulan sings is when the recruits start whining and it's only one line. the idea is that everyone that xin zhao faces is getting taught how to fight and told to be a man about it.

It's referring to the movie Mulan, not the girl.

cuddlykitten41 votes

Actually, Xin really is a girl secretly. There's a tooltip about it in load screen. WHY WON'T IT READ?!?!!?!

BLACK REALM GOD1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Wind Birb,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=RujWUjQJ,comment-id=000900000000,timestamp=2017-02-15T10:53:05.199+0000)

It's referring to the movie Mulan, not the girl.

im not sure what you're correcting me about. (xin is secretly a girl?) is what i was commenting on because i thought the person above me was asking if xin is secretly a girl since the mulan song is about a girl. i've never seen the tooltip that the person below mentioned that says he is a girl. if that's true then... dang they need a new voice actress that sounds like ezreal pretending to be garen.

BLACK REALM GOD3 votes

actually that'd be pretty cool. especially if you were on a team with XinZhao Irelia Braum Draven Yasuo playing against Varus Zed Tryndamere Darius Taric

tryndamere can jungle right? i cant remember.

blueberrypancake1 votes

Most high elo Trynd players say its bad but it has about a consistent 46% win rate so it is do-able

TheGreatRasputin1 votes

I actually play Tryndamere jungle. it works pretty well.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Rito pls.

ReZisT Lust1 votes

youtuberepeat & only if he gets a genderswap skin*[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]*

noxus is op1 votes

To the arena.

skt t1 lilypichu1 votes

i miss the old days in league its not even as exciting as when i started i remember the bit rush login with arcade miss fortune sona and riven i was soo hyped back then now this game is just nothing to me i miss 2015

BlackHairedGirl1 votes

Now welcome to ADC 2017.

Zedex1 votes

But why would I bother going into combat at all?

BrolyInTheFranxx1 votes

Because you'll feel godly af when you win. And feel disciplined when you lose or run.

cuddlykitten41 votes

To please your ancestors, duh

The Ecdysiast1 votes

They'd never be able to afford this even if every single player upvoted this thread.

They can't even afford one additional refund per player. No way they'd be able to pay off Disney for a song.

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