I'll start:
She's disappointed because I'm a terrible swimmer and can't hold my breath for very long. (I CAN swim, but I'm self taught and the form and breathing are horrible)
Your turn! I can't wait to see some of the hilarious things you guys come up with!
Heretic Lunari24 votes
"What do you mean by people walked on the Moon?"
Drugoth2 votesThis one is especially good! Love it.
Rick Yiordan13 votes
because im Jewish.
Aldapsayar4 votes? It can't be what i think
TequilaZombie5 votesIt's exactly what you think. That's why it's funny.
hi im minty12 votes
I'm colorblind
PenguinOverlord83 votespffffffftttt
OurLestrade11 votes
Not taking enough time to rest between games
WyvernEgg7 votes
You missed charm again...
me: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ;.;
You seriously need to stop doing that. You'll never get anywhere if you keep missing my charms <3
me: ...are you hitting on me?
no
me: darn...
God King Aatrox5 votes
disappointed at the fact i've never been to war.
BananaSlayerAMO5 votes
Every time she finds out I still live with my parents...
Gentleman Yasuo5 votes
I didn't face the wind
Schoenberg5 votesI got a pentakill in a game 
cyberchade3 votesdont worry you have four up votes
Schoenberg1 votesdont worry you have four up votes
I believe again.
Teklm5 votes
He hates how much time I waste.
Xilixer4 votes
is upset that i dont have any real knowledge for him. im an imbecile. D:
Busty Demoness4 votes
She's disappointed because I can't pick out a cute bra that fits her bust.
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She's disappointed because I can't pick out a cute bra that fits her bust.
How do you find a bra that big anyways?
Busty Demoness1 votesUsually on custom order.
Sahn Uzal4 votes
I don't like oranges.
I don't really dislike them either, but I don't love them the way GP does.
GULAG 4 U4 votes
: I am religious kappa
Sorry I suck at bladework.
I don't like undeads pls
Surge063 votes
Playing the new Fire Emblem games on Casual difficulty.
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesFor shame... >.> replaces own casual difficulty save with a new game on classic
TheTrueQuarian3 votes
I took a shower
Aldapsayar2 votes
I have no clue of final part of what he says when you pick him at champ select. "So delightful as you wshhlfikt" wtf is that?
Tyrant Morgana4 votesIsn't it "What delightful agony we shall inflict?".
Haven't palyed him in i while, but i think its something like that :)
cyberchade1 votesWhat delightfull agony we shall infilct
TouchFluffyTaìl2 votes Still no 1 million mastery points
I'm sorry Ahri, I'm sorry ;_;
http://67.media.tumblr.com/a712838ca5275c8da11845d881c9bebf/tumblr_o1qdltGf791v6nwsxo1_1280.gif
Livin like Riven2 votes
I need a minimap D:
Lulus SnuggleBun2 votesI can't taste colours :'(
Sonata di Sona1 votes[zombie-brand-facepalm]
TyrekGoldenspear2 votes
I'm not an arsonist.
Sonicblaster331 votes
disappointed because I like dragons
Drugoth1 votesI dont understand, why would she be upset about that? She is a dragon isn't she?
Sonicblaster339 votesWould you like them if they all wished to kill you because they saw you as an abomination? Would you like them if they branded you an outcast because of how you were conceived?
Surge063 votesShyvana is an example of why League of Legends has excellent story potential. The personal struggles of some of the characters can be really engaging and get tons of people invested. Even the bits of lore from champion pages can be enough motivation to play, let-alone main a champion.
I myself would like to see how some of these stories progress? What happens while Shyvana fights for Demacia? What will happen when Nasus and Renekton cross paths after centuries? Does Yasuo ever find out who killed his master? And why are they constantly fighting in a battlefield, controlled by invisible beings who may or may not exist?
Vistha Kai1 votesI still don't get it, why she would be disappointed.
You like dragons, so you wouldn't mind her being different from humans.
Sonicblaster331 votesShe doesn't like dragons because of the reasons I stated above. She was branded an outcast at birth because of her "impure blood" and the only dragon she has ever met that accepted humans was her father and even then, a dragon hunting Shyvana came in and killed him, giving her yet another reason to dislike dragons
Vistha Kai1 votesSpeculation.
There is nothing like that in her lore and I don't remember anything about her disliking dragons in her AMA.
Quite the contrary, she despised her human side thinking it was weak, before running into Jarvan.
The Aqualious1 votesMy main is mad that it's taking so long to meet them
Drugoth1 votesIs this a joke about not choosing a main yet? I thought your main was Shaco?
The Aqualious2 votesI did once, but I've lost my touch with him, I can't play him anymore sadly
Thus I am on the quest of discovery once more
Golden Tager X1 votes
because you apparently like inflicting suffering on the other jungler.
The Aqualious2 votesFun fact, Nunu is the only champion I have ever seriously hated playing and have ever seriously hated a champion kit
So fuck that
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesI'm with you on that... it's not even hit kit that's the problem. It's his bloody voice -__-
The Aqualious2 votesThat too... I know he's a kid but sonic voice actors are better
DEMACIAN SCUM
