I'll start:
She's disappointed because I'm a terrible swimmer and can't hold my breath for very long. (I CAN swim, but I'm self taught and the form and breathing are horrible)
Your turn! I can't wait to see some of the hilarious things you guys come up with!
"What do you mean by people walked on the Moon?"
because im Jewish.
I'm colorblind
Not taking enough time to rest between games
DEMACIAN SCUM
You missed charm again...
me: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ;.;
You seriously need to stop doing that. You'll never get anywhere if you keep missing my charms <3
me: ...are you hitting on me?
no
me: darn...
disappointed at the fact i've never been to war.
Every time she finds out I still live with my parents...
I didn't face the wind
I got a pentakill in a game 
He hates how much time I waste.
: I am religious kappa
Sorry I suck at bladework.
I don't like undeads pls
I don't like oranges.
I don't really dislike them either, but I don't love them the way GP does.
She's disappointed because I can't pick out a cute bra that fits her bust.
is upset that i dont have any real knowledge for him. im an imbecile. D:
I took a shower
Playing the new Fire Emblem games on Casual difficulty.
Still no 1 million mastery points
I'm sorry Ahri, I'm sorry ;_;
http://67.media.tumblr.com/a712838ca5275c8da11845d881c9bebf/tumblr_o1qdltGf791v6nwsxo1_1280.gif
I need a minimap D:
I can't taste colours :'(
I'm not an arsonist.
I have no clue of final part of what he says when you pick him at champ select. "So delightful as you wshhlfikt" wtf is that?
disappointed because I like dragons
My main is mad that it's taking so long to meet them
