How often does Heimer make chemistry jokes?
Periodically
Periodically
What do we do with a dead Heimerdinger?
We Barium.
What's the matter? Do you not like science puns and jokes? Or do you just have an extra electron, because I gotta tell you, that response was quite negative.
No need to discharge the man like an electron that breaks free from the electron cloud it's contained in
Trying too hard there budy, calm down a bit.
Surface Particle Physics my friend we use ion chamber to shoot ions of a certain element at sheets of gold (real gold) and examine the radiation/decay that affects the sheet, anyways it very intensive and drives you to the point of insanity...... So enough about my pet squirrel how's your hotdog doing?
NaCL-yttrium
No, this deserves a:
What do we do with a dead Heimerdinger?
We Barium.
You made that bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon. But Na, heres one. Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"
I'll go kill myself now
Must be why Na is so salty xD
I NEVER NOTICED THAT! But now everyone in my next 20 games is probably gonna hear it when they're being salty xD
Somehow before even entering the thread, I had already known what was coming.
I've got my ion you guys <.<
I can't blame you for this bad chemistry joke. All the good ones argon.
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!
He's good at chemistry jokes, they're the only ones that seem to get a reaction.
Let's get 42 up votes on this thread
:There's something about that number...
Had to change my upvote to a downvote to get it closer to 42... at least I'm committed xD Insert pun here
's favorite elements in order
Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium
FUCK BiTcHeS GeT mONeY
FUCP BTHS GT ONY
same.
use their symbols
Heimer makes jokes every .42 millisecond if you spam the joke button as fast as you can.
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You mean Heimer is a meth producer????
RIOT SPILLED THE BEANS ON HEIMER
calls officer Vi
awful.
We need to save all those people who are unable to breathe. We have to helium.
Less than Garen mentions Demacia, or Azir mentions Shurima.
SHURMASIA!!!!!!!
At least someone enjoyed it. :/
That pun was unbearable 
LOLOLOLOL!