First Games of LoL

woobee·6/25/2015, 5:51:32 AM·3 votes·920 views

Summarize your first games of noobiness with short phrases:

Gamer of Things summoner name

Xerath bot

Looked cool

Instant Lazers

Maxed Q Before rework ( item 3070 )

Didn't know what "bot" meant

Someone else picked Xerath

And locked in

I said I wanted him

Didn't know what locking in was

Queue ended

GG

6 Comments

Lexilulu6/25/2015, 3:14:30 PM3 votes

SN Was XxShatteredWolfxX it was 2012 Annie had a bear And fire Looked cool Played a Game with her Sucked Hated League Quit the game GG Came back 2 years later as Queen of clubs Then mained soraka .... Mid and Top Would wreck face as top and then got rework and I crieditem 3151 item 3070

Kuzja16/26/2015, 2:27:56 AM2 votes

My very first game as Ashe , 6 years ago, I didn't know what items to get so I never got any until my brother told me to buy items. One time, I also ended up leading the enemy team to an ally Nidalee and ditched the teammate and actually saved myself. That was the wrong thing to do. You never do that to an ally.

But the stupidity doesn't stop there.

The main reason why I began League of Legends was when I was watching my brother play. As I watched him play, it didn't really look exciting as much but that is until I saw Corki . He is the reason why I began playing this game. When I got my profile started, I kept playing and playing until I have enough IP to try him out.

But because I wanted to save IP, I never shop for runes. I never even knew about the rune system. So even after I bought Corki, I never played good as him because I was missing runes! That's not the worst part though. The worst part was also forgetting about the mastery points! I forgot about putting up mastery points! No wonder I did shit in game as Corki. I also didn't know how to use summoner spells. Holy shit! It took me at least 2 months to figure it all out until I was able to master Corki.

And to this day, Corki remains as my main. I even master this champion. So go on and bring in those new champions, Riot! I'll always have the chopper ready for take off! Though Corki could use a little visual update. I hope the effect visual update looks good. I wonder if they could update the sounds.

(Oh, another thing. The first time I played as MasterYi , I used two item 3009 because I thought it would make me go faster. Damn, I can't believe I was that stupid at the time.)

Captain Nadir6/25/2015, 3:48:20 PM1 votes

item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 All the tears...

GottaTakeAdumpp6/26/2015, 1:37:12 AM1 votes

GottaTakeAdumpp summoner name. (When you gotta' go, you gotta' go.)

What is a role?

A team member told me to go top with green guy. (Zac)

Reminds me of a hentai monster.

Cool skills and gaining HP back.

Team member tells me to build armor, as he was a tank.

I look in the armor section of the shop.

25 minutes in and my build be like:

item 3075 item 3075 item 3075 item 3083 item 3083

Turrets didn't do crap to me.

Win CO-OP vs. AI

Looked in shop for different champions.

Saw Nautilus and fell in love with him.

Naut support. summoner 3 summoner 7