... when your enemy reconnects 10 minutes into the game and you were going to play passively and let him farm, but instead he tries to all-in you.
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Nick-Frost-Thinks-Its-a-Shame-In-Hot-Fuzz-Gif.gif
Transgressor30 votesWhy do people do that?
I remember a jackass Yasuo who was afk for like 8 minutes, he came back into the lane and went all anime-comeback at me. Motherfucker got put down in the dirt so hard he ragequitted 20 minutes later, after abusing me and his teammates.
Sit back and farm jerks, you're getting a favor, don't waste it.
LankPants16 votesWhy do people do that? jackass Yasuo
Pretty much answers your question doesn't it?
HighH127 votes
I'M YASUO AND WELCOME TO JACKASS
Shac Norris1 votesomg it hurts xD
Transgressor1 votesshrugs
Chicken4dinner1 votesWhat if I genuinely like playing Yasuo and don't care what people say? Does that make me a jackass?
Troll for Trump11 votesBUt then the people who attack you and try to ALL in on you when you were the one who DC'd... "It's not my problem lol, fix your internet" Screw those ppl.
Mael bro2 votesWhy do people do that?
I remember a jackass Yasuo who was afk for like 8 minutes, he came back into the lane and went all anime-comeback at me. Motherfucker got put down in the dirt so hard he ragequitted 20 minutes later, after abusing me and his teammates.
Sit back and farm jerks, you're getting a favor, don't waste it.
sigh.... It's always the Yasuos.
Kairya1 votesThis... Especially when I jungle and I tell them, that I am only "pretend ganking" so my teammate has some room to breath while farming and suddendly they stand beside me ... :,(
originary911 votesWhy do people do that?
I remember a jackass Yasuo who was afk for like 8 minutes, he came back into the lane and went all anime-comeback at me. Motherfucker got put down in the dirt so hard he ragequitted 20 minutes later, after abusing me and his teammates.
Sit back and farm jerks, you're getting a favor, don't waste it.
Back when I used to play Irelia top I could come back into the game at 6 minutes and still win lane. Levels don't matter when you're playing Irelia. =^)
SelflessTeammate1 votesI once had a Yasuo praise himself for being a Plat Smurf, then died twice in lane, ragequit about four minutes into the game, then rejoined the game almost exactly 20 minutes later, then ran down mid lane a few times to feed, quit again, and by then we lost.
Wasn't the most fun Ranked game I've played, and our team was understandably upset that he decided to feed and run, then come back to feed and run again in case we had a chance without him.
Gentzer18 votesI love it when they do that when i'm a hyper stacked Veigar.
Ah, hello Ahri! Welcome back!
Oh you wish to all in? Now?
Well, I have this friend you should meet first, he's called R.
DeathToHeretics14 votesThis is hilarious once you read it in Veigar's voice
Chicken4dinner4 votesSomeone should make a LoL translator that speaks everything you type like in google translate but with character voices from LoL
Void Nargacuga2 votesTHIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!
doombotMECHA1 votesread that in volibear's voice
DazedOnlooker6 votesLOL I try to do this all the time, i remember having to go go against a lone 
support 2v1 because her ADC never connected till about 8mins later. Me and my adc wanted to just chill and farm so we left her alone while she solo farmed....but then she started spamming Q's on us in between last hits.....it was annoying so we just decided to pour our efforts into harassing her back. She was 0/3 before her adc connected
You should have just continued farming soraka. You should have just continued farming and it wouldn't have had to come to this...WE WERE BEING NICE Q_Q.
I also remember going top lane against a 
. He stopped moving right in front of me in the middle of the minion wave, i noticed that he was probably dc'd and proceeded to farm AROUND him for about 2mins while he was lagging all over the lane xD.
But then his jungler showed up and they both killed me.....how fking RUDE MAN.
I sorta stopped doing this for people because of scenarios like the above happening now.....its like people don't want you to be nice to them xD.
Kitty Darkstar4 votesSoraka is probably not gonna have an easy time farming tbh.... it's more profitable for her to block the enemy from getting gold
Odinakos2 votesYeah but when you are solo soraka, any half decent bot lane can deny you even from xp. They let her farm, she should have respected that.
Jakenoff1 votesI had something similar happen to me once. I was playing ADC, and one of the very few times I've every DC'ed for not even 15 seconds and died. It was obvious I had DC'ed, but I was killed anyways from a tower dive. I've shown no mercy to DC people since. All it took was one bad apple.
Sucks that your internet/computer died, but I'm going to take advantage of any opportunities to win lanes.
magic pole4 votesI like to all-in them at level 6 when they return to lane at level 1
teach them some manners and to be where they're supposed to be.
and the qq is delicious
Drugoth4 votesAh, Nick Frost. Loverly actor, I love that movie so much. If any of you haven't seen it I heavily recommend it. Hot Fuzz.
"It's for the greater good."
Transgressor2 votesNick Frost and Simon Pegg, their chemistry is phenomenal.
ADepressedLeona4 votesBasically me when they start to run at me
http://orig13.deviantart.net/a42a/f/2015/277/0/5/bad_time_by_technocolt-d9c0hn6.png
Clockwork Madoka2 votesThat moment when you're a 300 stack Nasus and the enemy tries to all-in.
It's just as hilarious.[slayer-jinx-catface]
Biffolo2 votesThen you realize it's a competent fiora who parries your first q and slaughters you.
Clockwork Madoka1 votesThen you realize it's a competent fiora who parries your first q and slaughters you.
I hardly see Fioras. It's always a Yi who forgets his Q puts you right next to your first target, which is usually you.
Only Play Darius2 votesIf she parries the Q then she eats the Wither. And by the time he has 300 stacks his Q is on a 2 second cooldown
Biffolo1 votesDoesn't really matter that much. Assuming you have an fheart and a visage at 15-17 minutes, as that's normally when you break 300 stacks, and cdr off your runes to get capped cdr, it still only gets to 2.4. Her eating the wither doesn't matter, because if she can that first one, it's long enough to start smashing those vitals and just destroy you. 9/10 times on nasus she WILL get the heal, and you lose at that point. Because as strong as you might think that 2.4 second 300 stack q is, she has 54 armor at level 10, which should be about 30ish% reduction. Her heal has a base of 110 at rank two, and if she has 2 items like you do, which would be ravenous hydra and black cleaver, would give her an additional 78 health per second. Every 2.4 seconds she's getting about 451 health back. This isn't counting her other passive marks. You can't outdamage the heal, and nasus is too immobile to really stop her from getting the marks. It's a duel that until later game nasus simply shouldn't be winning.
Unpaladin1 votesIf Fiora has a Hydra and BC while Nasus has only 300 stacks, Nasus is making a mistake fighting her in the first place. She's guaranteed to do a shit ton of damage and the only way to kill her is to kill her fast.
Also, Nasus shouldn't have a Spirit Visage if he's specifically trying to thwart Fiora's plans. Give him triforce components instead, as they'd do better against her than just flat HP and some extra healing. You can't afford to prolong a fight against her when she has her ult up.
Biffolo1 votesOh I know that, but he said 300 stacks and I was just saying that can't happen. He also said it was 40% cdr, which means realistically 2 core items and runes and it's not like fiora is going to be that far behind. I was just proving a point that 300 stack nasus in no world really beats fiora. Without the visage he loses a lot of healing during the fight so it's hard to precisely calculate what exactly is gained and lost.
Unpaladin1 votesFair enough. It is quite a silly example, I agree. Though Nasus can easily get his 40(/45)% CDR after FH and a Sheen, Sheen is less expensive now so he gets it earlier throughout two base trips. Even if Nasus is on the fast track to stackage he isn't exactly going to be the biggest powerhouse in the world right off the bat. I can see why he'd lose. Give him a minute, let him find an opening, etc.
I would prefer to be getting the triforce components, but that's just me. Phage helps you maneuver around better and counteract the absurdly fast speed boost from her Passive. Who knows, the SV healing may be good for clutches and may just be your savior while being a solid item against mages at the same time.
Biffolo1 votesThanks for understanding.
kaltenashes2 votescan you believe this happened once in 5.16 (the juggernaut patch)
enemy darius reconnected when i (fiora top) was around lvl 5... i let him farm a bit, so he'd feel safe in lane,,, by the time i had lvl 6 i went all in, and he won
then he won the next fight...then the game
sigh, i suck
Hello I am Bird4 votesBut at least you made it a fair match <3
Go you
Imaginary Hero2 votescan you believe this happened once in 5.16 (the juggernaut patch)
enemy darius reconnected when i (fiora top) was around lvl 5... i let him farm a bit, so he'd feel safe in lane,,, by the time i had lvl 6 i went all in, and he won
then he won the next fight...then the game
sigh, i suck
Ive had this happen to me as a level 7 ahri against a level 4 brand....
kaltenashes1 votesshame on you, should had
"Pick a water type Pokémon Submitted By MrCreepster"
http://www.championselect.net/champions/brand
jk i hate brand, hate him so much, that w that stun that ult...[zombie-nunu-bummed]
KoKoboto2 votesThis literally just happened to me I was farming bot lane as Kalista and enemy Blitzcrank was all by himself cause Twitch was afk or something Twitch comes back to level 1 gank w/ jax jungler and I die. So from that point on I just killed Twitch over and over
Only Play Darius2 votesOhh I especially love that when i'm playing 
I mean I am totally fine stacking off minions but if you are dumb enough to pick a fight with a Nasus who has been free-farming for 10 minutes then I will have no qualms stacking off you too
Harmonious Sound1 votesHad mirror match like this yesterday, ADC didn't connect and told the support to go ahead and farm. ADC finally connects and begs to just farm so I allow it to be 4 man ganked. Lol was all over after that.
Vistha Kai1 votesI'm a honorable man.
That's why I will put the AFK out of their misery and end the game.
Actually xPeke1 votesI remember, i was playing ADC Jinx and the enemy had a vayne afk, she came back after 10minutes. I was around level 7 at the time and she was level 2. My health got low because minion aggro. Then vayne and her supp blitzcrank tried to kill me, which obviously backfired because i was level 7. I killed vayne and escaped from blitzcrank. Then it was over, if she wants to play aggressive she can eat my rockets.
Afterwards "ALL Vayne: noobs killing lvl 2"
LSR1 votesMaybe I'm just a jerk then xD The other day, a teemo failed to connect and I was able to free-farm till around level 9 before he got back in game. I camped out in the bushes, for a minute, to see if he would push the lane with no regard for where I was..he did. I've had plenty of instances where I lag/dc briefly and people kill me so it's never occurred to me that I should let them farm in peace or give them any chance to catch up. It's not their fault they crashed and I'll feel bad about it after the game. But I came to win.
BeatzBoyFTW1 votesI would do that to all kinds of lane opponents I have
....except 
.
Like, fk you man. Lemme kill you for once, you're gonna be OP as fk after 6 anyway.
doombotMECHA1 votesI remember, way back on TT, this tryn dc'd, came back into lane as we were pusking on inhib turrets, then attacked me as kayle...he lived, because tryn ult.
Lun4Shy1 votesI do this in normals, but buddy if you decide to risk ranked and have a poor internet connection I got bad news for you (the letting them farm before they suddenly attack me).
Though I have had some games where I poke the enemy in an attempt to just try and get them to back off a bit for them to only say "No, go ahead and farm." and afterwards I just leave them alone unless my jungler comes. Then I only join in the fight cause the jungler refused to leave the guy alone lol
