How to Fish for Upvotes for Dummies, LoL Forums Version

Help me make a comprehensive guide on how to make threads that will get the upvotes rolling in faster than

I'll get us started with some of the easier ones.

Esports - Get into any thread (or make your own) and copypaste FREESM. Then accuse any downvotes of being filthy TSM fanbois. Memes & Games - Post d@nk m33mz Gameplay & Balance - Make a QQ thread about any FotM champion and how OP they are. Bonus swag points for making a QQ thread about Riven/Vayne. Story & Art - RETCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG!!!111ONEONEONEONEONE. Don't forget to mention that Graves still can't have a cigar