I played a bit of that Poro Roundup game, and I have one thing to say

Rossendale·8/21/2015, 1:59:45 PM·70 votes·4,557 views

This poro. This fucking poro right here.

http://i.imgur.com/Z30PMdS.png

FUCK this little motherfucker.

I don't care how cute or kawaii or whatever he is, fuck him. Him and his little shields are more rage-inducing that laning against thirty Teemos at once (and having half of them just sit there spamming laugh).

Eat shit, mage poro.

https://russelljjadams.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/fuck-you.png

((In other words, congrats to Riot for creating the perfect little arcade game with just the right amount of hair-tear inducing moments.))

35 Comments

Fritterz8/21/2015, 3:24:15 PM36 votes

Void Staff. Invest.

Jofeyy8/21/2015, 5:07:18 PM23 votes

Have you seen the fire poros? FUCK Annie FUCK HER TIBBERS AND FUCK THOSE FLAMING SHITS IM TYRING TO SAVE YOU AND YOU BURN ME WTF

...Im calm

Raid Boss Morde8/21/2015, 8:02:04 PM15 votes

No, no, no... the most annoying ones are the FAT ones. Stop being lazy and RUN, don't make me lose!

Cis7v08/21/2015, 6:41:53 PM12 votes

when these fuckers shield the fat fucks or the icey ones.........

SeductiveGrandpa8/21/2015, 10:29:22 PM4 votes

Hey, everyone here that likes getting achievements: The way I find the easiest to complete boss fights with little to no effort and while not getting hit is to use thresh with Long Range + Mobi Boots, takes a little getting used to but after you catch 4 poros they'll be within range to grab, and dont even get me started with Annie, you can grab her the moment Stage 3 starts

SociopathFriend8/22/2015, 4:56:43 AM3 votes

I actually like those mage shields, they let me shove poros forwards quickly so I have more time to pick off the unshielded ones.

Toa of Death8/22/2015, 5:17:51 AM3 votes

What pisses me off the most is when those fat poros and white poros both show up and even with mobis you have to make a choice to either save the fat fucks or the white slowpokes.

Mr Mochí8/22/2015, 4:21:18 PM2 votes

Just wait 'till you unlock Corki, then the real fun begins :P

Curling Veigar8/21/2015, 5:28:14 PM2 votes

the only thing i don't like about this game.

it keeps fucking crashing on me and one time during annie's boss fight, annie just froze in mid air with tibbers repeating the same thing in an infinite loop.

fun but buggy little game. also, the hardest boss for me was jinx. fuck that bitch.

SuperSourCat8/22/2015, 1:49:20 AM2 votes

The ones with mage armor shielding that fat lard poros are the worst

Dissith Bullets8/22/2015, 4:01:32 AM2 votes

White poro's lives matter more.

PopePancake8/22/2015, 12:56:34 AM1 votes

Dude i hate those jinx poros on one side on fat poros on the other.

And when the mage poro comes....

Anonymousaur8/22/2015, 1:29:29 AM1 votes

The fat poros threw me off.

Oh and the lvl that threw me off the most was a tie between Twitch and Lissandra.

But I had the hardest time with the Twitch one...Uhgughgugh replayed it 9 times to finally get that rat and by accident too! GRRR!!

But imo he looked the cutest in pixel art <3

BakedLotion8/22/2015, 2:31:27 PM1 votes

Jinx HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS FUCKING BITCH? SHE ZAPS YOU AND THROWS SNARESEVERYWHERE

Not Katarina8/21/2015, 6:10:59 PM1 votes

I fucking hate this one and the one with the shields you have to crack twice to crack the other shields, AHHHH

ArkenStorm8/22/2015, 4:23:55 AM1 votes

I hate them, but then I found out something. If you start the last level with mobi boots and void staff equipped, you will skip straight to the boss fight, and void staff makes it stupid easy.

R2D208/21/2015, 9:00:06 PM1 votes

There is a bug on the Annie level, if you grab her before she throws tibbers behind you it glitches and no more summoner 31 come and you cant end the level.

Kellaninja8/21/2015, 7:56:42 PM1 votes

I felt the same way. Then I bought void staff and beat the entire game as Thresh losing only 6 poros. 11 Boss streak opgg. ^_^

ihaveapotion8/22/2015, 10:32:05 AM1 votes

how do you even play that game?

Athena the Box8/22/2015, 2:26:49 PM1 votes

AUUGHHHI HATE THE SHEILDED MAGES, BUT IM SO GLAD THAT I MADE IT TO NAUTILUS ALREADY OOMGMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMOGMG

Scrimshäw8/21/2015, 10:27:09 PM1 votes

no, fuck lulu during the last thresh mission. every fucking time i go to break a lulu shield in the final level, my game crashes and i have to restart FUCK

Shandrake8/21/2015, 10:38:36 PM1 votes

During the first playthrough with very few items, yes, fuck this guy and everything he stands for.

After item 3135 though, it brings me great pleasure in one hit pulling his shielded buddies.