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So on PBE, Riven gains increased damage depending on how much 'Edge' she has...

Rossendale·10/1/2015, 8:33:41 PM·92 votes·6,817 views

... Oh hey, Riven! I was wondering whether you wanted to- ... Err, you seem pretty angry. Fell out with a friend or somethin-? MY FRIENDS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! Oh. Well, that's unfortunate. I have a lot of friends that are dead too. Well, I technically killed them myself but sti- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND. NOOONE WILL UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND. YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN THE GREAT MELTERS FROM THE SKIES BROUGHT PAIN AND DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!11 Ummm, what melters? ... THIS. YOU SEE THIS?! Yeah. It looks like you scratched your hand. Don't worry, it doesn't look like anything ser- THIS WOUND. IT REPRESENTS THE RENDING GASH IN MY HEART THAT NOTHING WILL HEAL. MY SWORD IS BROKEN, AND SO AM I. THERE IS NO HOPE, NO HONOR, ONLY WAR AND MURDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Well, err, I just remembered that I need to go dry some laundry, I guess I'll see you aro- ... HUE, HUA, HUAAARGH! Wait, what are you- ow, oww, stop! What are you doing?! THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER. Wait wait wait, you really don't want to- HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

http://i.imgur.com/7p5Yb0c.png Riben pls

68 Comments

Erdamon10/1/2015, 9:24:40 PM32 votes

At least now the "sword mirrors it's owner" applies to Riven mains as well

Boxpencil10/1/2015, 10:21:24 PM12 votes

Guess riven has the edge on Yasuo now, hue.

Embertine10/2/2015, 2:16:02 AM10 votes

Hey Riven! http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4782952+_bd66f453439bfe6ea1f1ca1b9ac2d597.jpg

ModWulf Helhammer10/1/2015, 8:40:17 PM10 votes

What?

AbrahamBaconham10/1/2015, 10:01:33 PM8 votes

God dammit, you made me laugh.

Why did they call it edge!?

Yuumi or Lose10/1/2015, 10:33:37 PM8 votes

These posts are very cringy.

KnighRrider10/2/2015, 3:58:38 AM5 votes

I feel like people are going to go into lane against Riven now thinking they're gonna come out on top(because of course the only reason they lost before was shes broken op no counter ...not skill or anything), and they're gonna lose lane, and just scream at Riot that the whole update is a failure and demand she be removed from the game ...or at least the bronze roster.

Phil Fly10/2/2015, 3:48:31 AM4 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOeo_zHTWB4

Is this yasuo doing the laundry?

Nadalius10/2/2015, 3:16:54 AM4 votes

Wait Did Riven rape Yasuo?

Matezoide10/2/2015, 6:13:27 AM3 votes

Yasuo Riven....wh....y.....

Riven Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

OrcDuckyPaladin10/2/2015, 1:16:53 PM3 votes

I don't even know what this is but it's hilarious! XD GG Riven fed.

JedenVojak10/2/2015, 4:05:49 AM2 votes

Upvoted for actually being funny and creative instead of just a posting of some random animated gif from the internet and a thread tagline.

Fowus10/1/2015, 10:15:10 PM2 votes

this is so edgy

Rossendale10/3/2015, 7:58:32 AM2 votes

Riven PBE changes got retracted.

R.I.P. Edge never 4get ;^(

item 3070 item 3031

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj20Ao4Vw9w

Vistha Kai3/28/2016, 6:12:56 PM1 votes

This is so edgy Riven needs a black and red skin.

Oh, wait.

Only Play Darius10/2/2015, 4:08:35 AM1 votes

I don't get it.

Is because she's getting an alternative resource like Yasuo?

LithiumWednesday10/3/2015, 2:32:49 AM1 votes

{quoted}

HUE, HUA, HUAAARGH!

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

smh i can hear her perfectly

DazedOnlooker10/3/2015, 7:18:29 AM1 votes

I found this to be extremely entertaining and funny, please take my +1 my good sir.

NightOfLight10/3/2015, 7:40:38 AM1 votes

Then she gets over it because it runs out after 10 seconds.

Whimsy Spook10/2/2015, 12:31:48 AM1 votes

I don't get the whole 'edge' joke everyone is seemingly aware of. Fill me in?