I recently started playing 
b/c why not and I have to say. . .i'm going to the dark side.
Tilt laners with your laugh
Make the enemy irelia rage quit
I can't believe it took me this long
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EDIT: Thanks for making me hit the front page, this shows the true power of the dark
69469238DEL112 votesReported for devil worship
Chatillon14 votesAll hail lord Teeto
xanexadonis7 votescan we make a petition to have riot make "sith lord teemo" a skin. i would pay more money than i would like to admit to see satan in a dope flowing black cloak
his laugh has to be heavy darth vader breathing. imagine how terrifying walking past a bush and hearing that would be...
#burnallsummonerswithoutquestion 
Chatillon2 votesTowards the source of sound or away, because either is acceptable
Astôlfo4 votesThat might look a bit too similar to OS Teemo though, because his OS outfit is sort of Vader-ish anyways.
Skelenth2 votesWe just need a Chroma for Omega Squad Teemo
Ralanr1 votesSo basically, Forsaken Teemo?
Only Play Darius7 votesI hate Teemo and I don't want to play him. But I just had to get Omega Squad in a mystery box today. I might have to join the dark side.
Senate6 votesTemptation whispers in your ear... "Join us."
The urge grows. You suddenly find yourself thinking of mushrooms. Mushrooms everywhere.
Shroom Junkie1 votesWHY IS EVERYONE BUT ME GETTING OST?! I had to buy the dang thing... granted I got Final Boss Veigar and Full Metal Rammus with it during Draven's Spinning Axes but I was missing just a bit too much to pay $10 so I had to spend $20. q.q I JUST WANTED THE OST SHARD! D:
gatchi2 votesSame reason i started playing Nunu jungle.
..... i feel so dirty......
Chatillon2 votesI got a skin boost on aram once and got nunu bot
My friends said they were getting tilted
Bottom Laner1 votesI have him Mastery Level 5 :P the darkness has consumed my soul
Average Bard1 votesIf that's the Dark Side, I guess I'm a Grey Jedi. I get good enough with champs to make others have a bad time, but I'm not above doing questionable things to win.
Chatillon2 votesBe evil or be not, there is no "gray"
Supreme Senpai692 votesOnly a main deals in absolutes.
Average Bard1 votesGuess what? I do what I want
Lugg1 votesIt really is amazing how certain champions laughs really cause opponents to tilt. Singed is a great example of this, I spam his laugh and almost always get people to chase me.
Chatillon1 votesLike Zed, it's literally part of his combo
Shroom Junkie1 votesAny Irelia with half a brain can beat Teemo easy. Unless she ragequit before 10 minutes, there's no way she didn't come back and beat you unless she sucked terribly.
And I still don't get the Satan meme. How is it dark to play him?
Chatillon1 votesI was 5/0 by 10 mins, and she was underleveled by two, and i killed naut and her when he ganked, so she got salty.
I was super aggro early so she didnt have the balls to do much
EDIT: and riot made him a meme, and he is the most annoying thing in the world to play against a decent one so people just hate his fuzzy little balls
Shroom Junkie1 votesEh, people just can't play against him because they don't know how. I've got plenty experience so I can usually beat a Teemo.
But yeah, sounds like she was new to Irelia. Any good Irelia would have continued farming Q while hiding in a bush, or just sitting under tower if you pushed. That Naut wasn't so smart either, ganking a fed Teemo.
Chatillon1 votesOh yeah, she was totally new. Still thou
And Mister Mister raining on my parade and making all the paper mache soggy
c'mon man ; )
Captain Aishi1 votesfirst time I ever played irelia was against a teemo... went 17-5 that game and thought irelia was broken as hell... ahhh season 3
Ralanr1 votesThere is a certain fun and annoyance I have when fighting Teemo. The fun is using Sion's Q to cover the whole bush he is hiding is.
Two times I've had Teemo's run from a third knock up for fear of dying, only to be caught and killed.
