When your yasuo has lvl 7 mastery and a plat border in silver

Yi Bencheikh··14 votes·1,213 views

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you know it is going to be '' feed and flame and gg ff10 n00b jungle 0 ganks suiciding 1 vs 3 and saying WTF WHERE IS MY TEAM ?? and spamming missing pings all over the map '' fest

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JayHog19923 votes

Ironic. I'm level 7 Teemo, Tristana and Rumble and not even ranked.

And I tend to behave pretty well. :-/

Otter Fire2 votes

None of those are Yasuo, you are for the most part safe. For the most part (Teemo)

JayHog19921 votes

Teemo is equally as safe as the others. So I'm 99% safe.

Otter Fire2 votes

The shear fact that you mastery 7 a Teemo is the problem, but not a morally in chat toxic problem like a mastery 7 yasuo

JayHog19921 votes

It's no problem at all being mastery 7 as Teemo. Not sure what you're implying, but folks here don't appreciate a sermon about it if you can't handle dem yordles...

cough Sorry, been playing Kled recently, so got his accent stuck on me...

Otter Fire1 votes

Don't worry, I have no problem with you being mastery 7 on any of your champions. I'm just saying that those who have no idea on how to lane against a teemo would hate to see a mastery 7 banner.

On a lighter note, I do appreciate yordles and I'm currently working towards mastery 6 on heimerdinger. Also I'm mastery 4 on Kled. He is so much fun!

~P.S. "Tacooos"

JayHog19921 votes

Well, you're in luck. I don't use my mastery unless the enemy/ally shows them first. I consider that a sign of respect when that happens.

And I'm working on becoming the yordle master on EUW, which means I have to get level 7 on ALL yordles.

So far, got 3 down, 9 to go. 2 are level 6 and I need blue essence for level 6 Lulu.

Will wish you luck on your journey.

Otter Fire1 votes

Thanks, you as well on your endeavors. I'm also trying to hit mastery 7 on Kog'Maw (I prefer to jungle him though). Question, who is your favorite yordle to play as?

JayHog19921 votes

I would always say Teemo. I always enjoy playing as him even on bad days. Also because he's universal, sometimes I go support Teemo just for the lulz.

Lately however, I've been busy farming mastery points for other yordles, so haven't touched Teemo in weeks...

Feelsbadman. I'll eventually play him again.

Otter Fire1 votes

Interesting pick, my fave is either Heimerdinger or Kled. If I had to choose though it would be Heimerdinger. I just have fun playing his style that which is both aggressive and defensive. Also, his Piltover Customs skin is just hilarious.

JayHog19921 votes

I would prefer hazmat Heimer and start doing Breaking bad Jokes, if I ever get that skin. But that's just me.

I tend to play Heimer mid, because at least the enemy mid has a chance to fight me unlike most top laners.

And these days, I'm playing Kled jungle for the sake of getting mastery points and leaving top lane for other yordles. Not working well lately. If I go tanky, I don't do damage and we lose. If I go assasin, I get damages, but then lose because my team needed a tank...

It's so hard, not sure if there's a foolproof win build on Kled, both as top and as jungler. :C

Otter Fire1 votes

For jungle Kled, have you tried going 12-0-18 with ferocity going (down the tiers) left, mid, left, left? and with resolve going (down the tiers) left, right, right, left, right, mid (strength of ages)? It gives you early health, sustain, and gives you stacks.

starting items, maybe go hunter's talsman for the life drain with health pots. Also try to keep skaarls health up by maybe taking skuttle before red buff (go red first). for build path, try warrior or cinderhulk (challenging smite), timat (build later into titanic), then go black cleaver.

I dont know too much about kled jungle, but they buffed the damage of his autos while dismounted so maybe that can pick his jungling back up. Also, like kled, DON'T GIVE UP! you can find a build! for me i like to go death's dance or black cleaver in top lane with a titanic hydra.

JayHog19921 votes

I'm actually going 18/0/2 with fervor of battle, so I can still have damages, regardless if I'm tanky or bruiser.

On ferocity, I take your path, minus the last one, I take the extra damage on slow because of my Q. But being a short slow, I think I should swap it.

Meanwhile, on the right, I take right, right, left, right.

I might try your path and see if that works better.

Gonna play around with the masteries a bit and see if it works better.

As for jungle items, I just get machete and play careful with the jungling. Saving 2nd smite for red buff for heals and taking scuttle everytime i'm low on HP.

Otter Fire1 votes

I would definitely go for the 15% summoner cdr in resolve. This is a must have on all junglers. It keeps your smite up. I would do attack speed quints so you can proc machete more often. Also I haven't tried 0-12-18 going in cunning right, left (or middle, haven't tried either), left, right.

Bandle City1 votes

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Ironic. I'm level 7 Teemo, Tristana and Rumble and not even ranked.

And I tend to behave pretty well. :-/

Old post is old, but I can't help but be happy to see I'm not the only Yordle main out there. I'm Mastery 7 on the Teetomeister as well, currently working on my last two mastery 7 tokens for Heimerdinger now and then it's on to Rumble. XD

JayHog19921 votes

I got all tokens needed for all level 7 yordles, just farming IP to pay for the blue essence.

Bandle City1 votes

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I got all tokens needed for all level 7 yordles, just farming IP to pay for the blue essence.

That's awesome! :D

JayHog19921 votes

Yep, just need 165 IP for blue essence.

JayHog19921 votes

Tried your idea with strenght of the ages and all and it worked quite well with the tanky build.

And I did really awesome, shame that due to lack of creeps, not even S-.

Don't you just hate when that minor detail screws everything up?

69469238DEL11 votes

As a general rule no matter what elo you are in, if Yas is on your team he's going to feed qq

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