Your Main has just been Gutted by Riots Nerf Knife

- Nerf me once, and I'll just rewind it.

ANGRY CHIMING NOISES

"You know what they say, Karma always catches up to you." Glares at Riot

"Heh. Let's see how long this lasts."

I don't main him, but it had to be said.

- Compared to last time, this tickles.

VILLLAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was taking Bilgewater from me not enough? Maybe I'll finally die Atleast I showed up on the patch notes for once

- Who am I?

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sits down at the "uncool" table again with Urgot "You know I was just kidding, right? ....Buddy?"

I've failed you, scoutmaster...

Yes I fucking main Teemo shut up.

Gastric bypass? Now that's just cruel.

"Nerfs come and go, my power is eternal."

- You too will be judged

My Naruto run is at its end... I can't believe it

"I shall evolve beyonds nerfs!" -

*UNDYING RAGE

*UNDYING RAGE

*UNDYING RAGE

*UNDYING RAGE

*UNDYING RAGE

Fuck it,i'll dunk myself.

i am die hard unnerfable (except in season 4)

: The sun! I cannot feel it's radiant light!!

: Nerf Knife? Not on my watch!

oh nvm

OK...(fuck you) I'm an ADC, you're supposed to buff me you twits.

Change... is bad

GAH!!!! I...FEEL...FULL.

"A broken sword mirrors its owner" : welp I guess my sword is fixed now then...

The summoners... do... fear me...

—Nocturne

: What Nerf$$$$?

"NO RIOT, YOU'VE BEEN NERFED!!!!!!1" Kennen proceeds to fry every mainframe Riot owns

(disapproving glare)

: What nerf? I'm the definition of balanced. [slayer-jinx-catface]

: Well this is kinda awkward... what do I do now? I barely do damage as it is...

: Eh, I don't get much attention anyway, I knew it was coming.

: PURPLE runs off

Just wait, my new form awaits.... fuck this. This is my new form??

"Looks like Riot's come for me again."

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:So long highest win rate ;__;

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I... miss... my... kit? ... lore?... ki..n..d....

IVE BEEN CHANGED SO MANY TIMES!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!! WHAAHAHHAHHAAAAAAA :(

"Well, I guess I'm not as OP anymo- oh. 4.21"

"Shu-shu, nahahaha!" Translation: "Yeah right!" ...Yeah that's not going to be as easy said than done, let's be honest. Pretty good early damage, can literally go Full AD, Full AP (that 100% AP W scaling, mmm), full tank, or bruiser of either side and still do massive damage plus great CC. I won't lie, he might be a bit overloaded

-"What's a nerf?" - "Because nerfing my CD on my Q totally hinders me getting 100% crit on two items." - "I don't even care anymore." - "Demacia." - "I might as well become a baker at this point." - "You racist company always putting down the black man." - "Why is my ult much smaller than the diagram?" - "No one still plays me anyways." - "I know that feeling Skarner." - "Agreed."