53 Comments

hammond is god14 votes

[deleted]

BladeSingularity3 votes

LOL

Why do I even click on these?

I mean, I see the "I regret nothing" meme on the main page, and I'm like, another one of those posts. And I still click on the dang thing.

Gentleman Gems2 votes

No one can resist a well crafted bad joke.

BladeSingularity1 votes

... I guess you're right.

Take another upvote.

4th3t0s14 votes

So Draven/Zyra would then be AXl Rose?

/rimshot

cuddlykitten41 votes

No, they would be Axl Rose and Tracii Guns. Learn yo rock history homie :P lolol

A Violet Raven10 votes

Welcome to the botlane, we got poke for days~ ♪

TequilaZombie1 votes

We got everything you hate honey, we got stuns and escapes

A Violet Raven1 votes

Not sure about you but I'm fairly sure neither Jinx nor Zyra has any good escape.

TequilaZombie1 votes

I had no goddamn clue what would rhyme with names that would fit into a hated aspect of a champion's kit in LoL. Let's just assume Jinx passive is a good escape and leave at it, k?

R2D203 votes

the best escape is killing your enemies

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

{quoted}

I had no goddamn clue what would rhyme with names that would fit into a hated aspect of a champion's kit in LoL. Let's just assume Jinx passive is a good escape and leave at it, k?

She'd have to kill the enemy first. As for her e, if the enemy gets qss, your still fcked.

Skorch3 votes

BOO YOU DIDNT CONTINUE IT!!!

A Violet Raven2 votes

I'm no fun. Happens a lot.

Terozu1 votes

Well, Zyra will snare the support, jinx will kill it, and zyra will knock them all up, then they can escape just fine.

Darf Rakki1 votes

We are the people that you gank, whenever you're in need ♪

Terozu1 votes

of those kills, and by Rito twas decreed ♪

Valaran Nara12 votes

[{quoted}](name=Glacial Storm,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=K1s2TdGT,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2017-02-02T08:15:37.457+0000)

Welcome to the botlane, we got poke for days~ ♪

Karthus clears throat

~Welcome to the bot lane! We got poke for days! We got everything you hate, honey, like pre-season 5 Graves We are the duo that'll carry This whole stinkin' team Just go ahead and feed me Make the enemy rage and scream!

In the bot lane! Welcome to the bot lane Watch as they make you all Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-SALTY-TY! Ez, I just wanna see you FLAME!

Welcome to the bot lane We be makin' trades for days If you auto, Braum will engage Your HP is what you gonna pay

And you're a very salty scrub Who can never seem to climb Our LeeSin is coming But no item 3340 means you're just as blind

In the bot lane! Welcome to the bot lane! See my, my, my, my, killing spree? Ez, good job with the feed

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Welcome to the bot lane We get camped here everyday You will learn how to ward and just kite In the bot lane where they gank

And when you are gettin' skunked You'll just go and feed And feed, and feed, and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

A Violet Raven1 votes

*applauds*

This is pretty damn good. xD

Valaran Nara1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Glacial Storm,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=K1s2TdGT,comment-id=000700010000,timestamp=2017-02-02T17:12:30.157+0000)

*applauds*

This is pretty damn good. xD

thx! :D If only I did the whole song. Lol

Standgrounding10 votes

Guns n Roses? Jhin alone is that

Terozu7 votes

Vayne and Bard, Silver Bells https://m.popkey.co/7e1062/jWxqe.gif

SchmidttyGames5 votes

I would have said "Death and Despair", but this works too.

3TWarrior4 votes

what do you say when it's ekko on your side and thresh on the other?

Leggo my ekko! XD

DragonManSquid2 votes

Best pun na

Busty Demoness2 votes

This also works with Miss Fortune and Lucian

Terozu4 votes

and Jhin, although he also supplies the roses so Zyra would be moot. Alternatively Jhin and MF would be makin' it rain guns and roses.

Busty Demoness2 votes

No, because Jhin only uses one gun that he mods into a rifle for his ultimate.

However, I will agree that Jhin/MF would be accurate for Guns n Roses since Jhin supplies the roses.

Terozu2 votes

2 guns in one is still two guns.

Busty Demoness2 votes

"My character can be either of these two classes. Therefore it's two characters."

Review that logic, then come back to me when you realize how that applies to this situation and proves you wrong.

Terozu2 votes

You fail at analogies so freaking hard... It's more like "My gun is a gun, but it also has a long blade like a sword, therefore it's both, and counts a 2 weapons." or in this case "My gun is a short range pistol, but is also a long range rifle, therefore it's both, and still counts as two weapons." Now, when you decide to stop with the potato argument, we can talk.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Does a gun with semi-automatic and fully automatic firing modes count as two weapons?

If not, then you do understand my analogy you just don't want to be wrong.

Putting a bayonet on a rifle does not change that you still only have a single weapon. Having multiple functions is not the same as having multiple weapons.

Terozu2 votes

No, and neither does two guns necessarily, he has two guns, he even has 2 names for them, one weapon, two guns, a much better analogy: The Kindred may be one champ, but they're two people. Jhin's guns may be one weapon, but they're two guns. Again, you aren't good with analogies, check, your move.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Does Widowmaker's rifle count as 2 different guns because of its two firing modes?

Terozu1 votes

Firing modes are not the same as guns, you literally used the same example twice, she has a semi automatic, and an automatic mode, not the same thing as 2 guns being made from taking apart one, and putting it together in a whole different way. Saying they're the same gun is like saying making a car from legos, than using the same exact peices to make a boat, mean that they're the same vehicle, they are more than the sum of their parts, I don't understand what you're finding difficult about that.

Busty Demoness1 votes

That's the problem you're not comprehending.

Jhin doesn't totally remake the gun. He just puts on 3 mods to give his high power pistol additional range and damage.

Widowmaker's rifle IS the same concept as Jhin's gun because she switches between using those sniper mods and not.

Having a pokemon go from normal to mega is still a single pokemon, just working differently. Just because the Mega pokemon has a different name than the original, it doesn't change that it's the same pokemon.

All the name does from there is indicate it's in a different mode. It is a mode switch just like Widowmaker's rifle turning on the mods. It is a mode switch like Jhin turning on his ultimate by attaching a scope, stock and barrel.

If that is still beyond you, then don't bother replying. Turning mods on and off doesn't change one gun into another one and mods (anything that doesn't require its own ammunition) do not make one gun into multiple guns.

Terozu1 votes

Ok pokemon has nothing to do with this, evolving is a bad analogy again, and jhin breaks his pistol into multiple parts, watch the animation, therefore I win, bye bye. But seriously she hits a button, he builds a new gun from the same parts, that's not the same thing, he has 2 guns, 1 weapon.

Busty Demoness1 votes

"He disassembles and reassembles his one gun into a different one! Therefore it's two guns!"

Anyone with basic knowledge of firearm parts would disagree with you.

All he's doing is changing the function by quickly adding modifications, then quickly removing those modifications. It is a single gun with multiple functions.

You do not win just because you say so. You do not win by denying common knowledge.

You should not have bothered replying. It's clear you don't understand firearms or analogies.

Terozu1 votes

I win because anyone with a brain knows that two things made with the same parts are not the the same thing, I understand firearms just fine and have had my hunter's safety liscence since I was 11. You should just stop, your continuing to at least insinuate if not outright state that two separate things with the same make up are the samething regardless of arrangment is just plain ignorance. And organizing ur sentences in a weird way doesn't convey some smarter atmosphere if it's just arranging garbage, just fyi. You have repeatedly used bad analogies that do not apply to the situation, he has two guns, they may be made from the same items, but you can count them there are two of them whether you like it or not. You keep saying mods, and calling a scope one, a scope is not a "mod", you play to many video games, it is a separate tool, what you're saying is honestly the same thing as saying the guns scope, and the gun are the same instrument, instead of separate ones, oh look, a good analogy, that applies to the situation, srry, didn't think you'd be able to see that.

Mr Desired1 votes

{quoted}

I win because anyone with a brain knows that two things made with the same parts are not the the same thing, I understand firearms just fine and have had my hunter's safety liscence since I was 11. You should just stop, your continuing to at least insinuate if not outright state that two separate things with the same make up are the samething regardless of arrangment is just plain ignorance. And organizing ur sentences in a weird way doesn't convey some smarter atmosphere if it's just arranging garbage, just fyi. You have repeatedly used bad analogies that do not apply to the situation, he has two guns, they may be made from the same items, but you can count them there are two of them whether you like it or not. You keep saying mods, and calling a scope one, a scope is not a "mod", you play to many video games, it is a separate tool, what you're saying is honestly the same thing as saying the guns scope, and the gun are the same instrument, instead of separate ones, oh look, a good analogy, that applies to the situation, srry, didn't think you'd be able to see that.

Considering that you do not know how to spell correctly and that you're grammar is that of a 8 year old if not worse. I would determine that you are nothing but a kid/troll/toxic how ever you wish to put it. "Just FYI"

A Rifle is just that a rifle. If you add attachments like a Grip, Scope etc.

So as I quote you again "I win because anyone with a brain knows that" Please stop trolling.

Having a "hunters safety license" does not mean that you know everything!

Let me quote our new President. "WRONG" "THAT'S NOT TRUE"

Further more What does it really matter? Its a Game. Get over it!

Busty Demoness1 votes

I'm gonna break down your post a bit so I can properly refute each bit of it.

{quoted}

I win because anyone with a brain knows that two things made with the same parts are not the the same thing,

That depends entirely on whether or not those "two things with the exact same parts" are configured the same. So you are partially correct. If they're configured the same, it's two identical guns.

I understand firearms just fine and have had my hunter's safety liscence since I was 11.

That just means you're qualified to operate and maintain specific firearms safely and responsibly. It does not mean you understand everything there is to understand about guns.

You should just stop, your continuing to at least insinuate if not outright state that two separate things with the same make up are the samething regardless of arrangment is just plain ignorance. And organizing ur sentences in a weird way doesn't convey some smarter atmosphere if it's just arranging garbage, just fyi.

Your run on paragraph doesn't help your case.

You have repeatedly used bad analogies that do not apply to the situation, he has two guns, they may be made from the same items, but you can count them there are two of them whether you like it or not.

No, there are not "two guns" simply because he's adding parts. He's changing the original gun into another one. That does not mean it is EVER more than one gun.

Unless he can outright construct 2 separate guns with the parts he immediately has available (which he cannot), it is one gun with quick attach mods.

You keep saying mods, and calling a scope one, a scope is not a "mod", you play to many video games, it is a separate tool, what you're saying is honestly the same thing as saying the guns scope, and the gun are the same instrument, instead of separate ones, oh look, a good analogy, that applies to the situation, srry, didn't think you'd be able to see that.

And this is where you prove that your comprehension of guns is minimal and that your "hunter's safety license" means squat.

A scope on a gun is an optional attachment to improve your use of the gun. A mod in Skyrim is an optional attachment to improve your enjoyment of the game.

Neither is required to make use of the item. Neither is required for the complete item.

An optional attachment, or mod (short for modification), can change how the gun is used. That does not miraculously multiply the gun into a second one.

You don't get a second computer by adding an optional video card to improve the visuals you can get. Why in the living hell would that suddenly change for firearms?

Gentleman Gems1 votes

When two people spend too much time arguing the legitimacy of a joke http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed//001/067/362/f3c.gif

cuddlykitten41 votes

Ok, you deserve some credit as this did legitimately make me laugh pretty hard XD

cuddlykitten41 votes

Also, thanks for the chicken meme. My friends will probably dislike you now as a result of you giving me that :)

Gentleman Gems1 votes

Hey, one memer to another, also thanks for the legit credit.

More from Memes & Games

More by Gentleman Gems