Has anyone else given certain champions strange nick names that you use?

Lowvyr·6/25/2015, 11:24:44 PM·3 votes·1,310 views

I have given champions some nicknames. It's just habbit for me to call them this rather than their actual names half the time. Some of them are a little... strange.

Aatrox Statue Man Anivia Bird Azir Sandman Bard God of Meeps Blitzcrank Dankcrank Braum Mustache Chogath Biggerfied Darius Fuck CertainlyT Diana Moon Sabre Ekko Cancer Ezreal Twinky Fiora French Bitch Fizz Fish Gangplank Spankplank Gragas Fatass Hecarim Kekarim Jayce Hammer Time Kalista Spear Lady Lucian Black Man Malphite Rock Mordekaiser Huehuekaiser Nautilus Anchor Nocturne Fuck face Olaf RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pantheon SPEARMAN Rammus Sanic RekSai Dolphin Rengar Kitty Riven Pick garen Shaco Satan #2 Singed My potions will kill you traveler Sion ded Skarner Pokemon Soraka God Talon Blade Taric Outrageous Teemo Satan Tryndamere Tryndaqueer Velkoz Eye Vi 6 Vladimir Period Volibear Bearlord Xerath Blue XinZhao Asshole Zac Slimer Zyra Plant lady

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Vistha Kai6/26/2015, 12:13:18 AM4 votes

Vladimir Tampon Syndra Lissandra (not mine, just hearing it a lot)

Why Vi's "7"?

P R I S M Corp6/25/2015, 11:59:56 PM4 votes

Akali Shadow fisting Alistar Milk Anivia Onovia Ashe Frost Cancer rework Azir Mcdonald worker Blitzcrank Blitzcronk Brand Let it burn Caitlyn Katlin Kaltan Cassiopeia snaek Diana Lunar's Echo Ekko time cancer Elise shit tier Evelynn my grandma (WHERE'S THE VU !?) Ezreal SKILL BARRAGE Fiddlesticks Fiddledoo Fizz Splish Splash Cancer Gragas Fatty-o Irelia Nerf Katarina Iggy Azalea Leblanc Lebonkers Leona Stun Galore LeeSin what the fuck riot Lux NOT SUPPORT Nidalee Trash Yasuo Cancerwind

ShutenDöuji6/26/2015, 2:51:36 AM1 votes

Fiddlesticks Feedlesticks Ekko Mah N*gga MonkeyKing Monkey Boi Udyr Bro-dyr TwistedFate Yugi Muto Swain Bird is the Word Lucian DMX Heimerdinger Donger Gangplank Orange JarvanIV I'm Helping Aatrox Gay Passive Guy Ezreal Taric's Friend w/ Benefits Alistar Milkman Braum Russian Chuck Norris LeeSin Bee Shins Katarina Penta Bitch Thresh Thresh Prince

item 3153 Pork item 3134 Beatstick item 3031 Infinity Crit

macromite6/26/2015, 4:14:37 AM1 votes

Katarina Katatatatatatatatatatatatata- (the tatata can go on for as long as I feel is necessary) Mordekaiser Laggakaiser (whenever I pick this guy I get over 900 ping. Literally, every time.)

Only Play Darius6/26/2015, 4:20:39 AM1 votes

Rengar Rengoo

Fiora Frenchie

Nasus Doge, D'Cane (people keep calling me this when I play him idek what they are trying to say) Tryndamere Tryndaqueer Heimerdinger Dingerdonger Darius Dar Dar (fucking hate when people call me this)

ngmike6/26/2015, 7:01:46 AM1 votes

They call Lucian Obama in Chinese server...

Kitty Darkstar6/26/2015, 7:07:46 PM1 votes

I just call them by their names >.>

COWmanLord6/26/2015, 10:19:28 PM1 votes

Chogath Choo Choo Azir Azibo the Amibo (or Darude Sandstorm) Evelynn Nicki Minaj (specifically the shadow evelyn skin) Udyr OOH DEER (always said loud and obnoxiously) Teemo Teemo (his real name is satan) Thresh Filthy Hooker Nasus Snoop Doge MasterYi Master OP Rammus Ram Ur Ass RekSai Shrekt Sai Volibear Thunderbear Ekko What the hekko Ashe Dat Ashe Gragas Fat Man Garen DEMACIAAAAA Akali ninja lady Shen ninja man Zed Guy trying to be faker Soraka Unicorn Hooker Tristana Tristoonoo Veigar Veegoo Urgot The Urgod Gangplank Jack Sparrow Annie Little Girl Draven Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven Heimerdinger The Donger Kassadin Kassawin Tryndamere Spin2windamere Fiddlesticks Twiddledicks Rengar Da Rango unchained Nautilus Illuminatilus Mordekaiser Huehuehuehue Malphite Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Pantheon Mantheon Nami Illuminami Warwick Wuwick MonkeyKing Monkey

And I have already started referring to the new champion as Tahm Kek.

Gentleman Gems6/26/2015, 10:33:13 PM1 votes

Taric: Mr. Glamorous Fiddlesticks: Fiddle-Kix Jax: Skull Cracker Rammus: Drive By Guy (All ways driving by and smiting my buffs when he jungles D;) Malphite: Tryndamere's bane Singed: Mana Junky

BakedLotion6/26/2015, 10:33:44 PM1 votes

Nidalee niggalee Vayne fucking bitch Velkoz velcock

CudyDarkyz6/28/2015, 11:35:42 PM1 votes

Zac flubber Yorick yo rick Yasuo hamsuo MonkeyKing monkey Warwick weedwick Vi V Vayne wayne Urgot urgod Udyr udy-dur Tryndamere windamere Thresh fresh prince Teemo tedo Shyvana shyvava Shaco sha-clown Rengar rengo Renekton ranekin RekSai rekt'sai Quinn bird lady Poppy poopy Pantheon mantheon Orianna ori-oh no Nidalee cancer panther Nasus susan Mordekaiser num uno MasterYi dunk master yi Lissandra lizzy baby LeeSin lee song Kennen kenken Katarina kata-no no Kassadin kassadeno JarvanIV jar man Heimerdinger dingo Hecarim pony Graves no cigar Gragas fatman Gnar gizmo Garen GAY-RON "must be yelled" Gangplank dankplank Fizz fishstick Fiora fadora Fiddlesticks fiddledicks Ezreal as real Draven draaaaaaaaaaaaven Darius dunkin donuts Corki cork AAAAAAAA Cassiopeia cassy-OP-ya Braum broom Bard braum Alistar cow man Anivia eggnivia Ahri R-E

vapetricks7/1/2015, 6:18:33 AM1 votes

Singed My potions will kill you traveler

Is that.. a reference to Potion Seller I see??

Drackolus7/2/2015, 4:46:20 AM1 votes

Funny you call Soraka God. I was in a game with some friends, and whilst trying to escape, one of my friends went through the jungle instead of down the lane with the rest of us, and the enemy team chased him. "You're in God's hands now," I said. Then I looped down through the river, caught up to him, trapped three of the enemy team in an equinox and healed him to full and got him out. "GOOD THING I'M GOD"

I did this for the rest of the game.

IcyPepper7/2/2015, 6:29:21 AM1 votes

Big Boomy Fist Lady Tank Girl Palm Tree Sushi Splatoon

Guess who I play.

Definitely Bait6/26/2015, 2:10:10 AM1 votes

Champions

Azir Doom Chicken Rengar Knife Kitty RekSai Crawdad / Crawfish (Both fit her since they're a gender neutral term for the species..) Fizz Fishy Urgot The crab Blitzcrank Trollcrank Nasus Doggy Vi Fist Bitch Gnar Boomerang Hamster

Items

item 3092 Ice dagger item 3113 Sperm ball item 3022 Ice hammer item 3044 Mallet item 3097 Shield

Yeah some of them are pretty normal. However, they're still nicknames that tend to confuse people. I really don't know why people always miss the Doom chicken reference ( <3 Azir ).

GottaTakeAdumpp6/26/2015, 12:58:39 AM

Ahri Naruto Amumu Crying Ass Ashe Ashe-y ass Bard ShyGuy Corki Barrel Roll guy Ekko Lucian's son Garen Gare-bear Gragas Fat ass Heimerdinger Donger JarvanIV DE--MA--CI--A Katarina Point & Click Lucian The "N" word MissFortune Jessica Rabbit Nasus Doge Nautilus JuggerNaut Orianna Oreo Pantheon Spartan Poppy Poppy your cherry Soraka Sorkaka Teemo Satan Tryndamere Tryndump Volibear Volibeer Yasuo Yaaaasss Zilean Old man Zyra Plant tentacles