When I ask my jungler for blue and he says no

Chatillon··22 votes·2,702 views

My response: https://cdn.meme.am/instances/67286399.jpg

EDIT: just wanna be clear, not actually complaining about the jungler's choice. It's just a meme, though I do like all the discussion in the thread. As a jungle and bot player primarily, I know what it's like to be the one saying no

72 Comments

EndlessSorcerer10 votes

Zed Gimme the blue. Amumu Screw you.

Chatillon3 votes

Zed But it would contrast the red perfectly! :c

EndlessSorcerer3 votes

Amumu Yeah, you aren't getting that either. Tell him, Lulu. Lulu Red and blue make purple. My Purple.

Chatillon1 votes

Kennen I'm purple and no one ever offers me blue T.T

Aeszarck1 votes

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Amumu Yeah, you aren't getting that either. Tell him, Lulu. Lulu Red and blue make purple. My Purple.

But there's actually a purple buff!

Scratch that, there are two purple buffs!

SpecterVonBaren10 votes

I'm honestly surprised how often I'll spam ping my Blue and type that I'll give my blue over and over and my mid laner STILL won't come get it.

Chatillon5 votes

yep, I promise it, but then they are more interested in warding the other side of the lane usually

the struggle bus

xma6 votes

Coming from a jg main, if whoever I'm using consumes a shit ton of mana, I will not let second and maybe third blue go, simply cause I need all dat item 3070

Chatillon2 votes

Anivia you soulless bastard

Silmaril2 votes

tbf, if you have an Anivia and an extremely mana-hungry jungler on the same team, something went horribly wrong in champ select.

Chatillon3 votes

Dude, I'm silver

Dont expect much

kile1471 votes

Anivia doesn't really need blue to function anymore, you just have to let the minion waves actually fight each other instead of instantly nuking the whole wave if you want to save mana.

zlumpy4 votes

Was really hoping for a this is how you get ants version with the aprops lingo.

Still I like it upvote

Lysdexic18 votes

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Was really hoping for a this is how you get ants version with the aprops lingo.

Still I like it upvote

"Do you WANT a fed Veigar?" "Because thats how you get a fed Veigar."

Supreme Senpai692 votes

Give your mid laner the blue buff and now it's a fed Veigar with blue buff :P

Lysdexic11 votes

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Give your mid laner the blue buff and now it's a fed Veigar with blue buff :P

But the blue buff also lets the mid laner spam more and push Veigar out of lane xD

ZombeezyJeezy2 votes

Just run that bitch down mid and tell him to have a nice day.

Chatillon3 votes

Draven /all noob jungler wont give me blue gg ez no re report junglers

Shonjl2 votes

At the end of the day, it is the jungler's decision. It is his camps.

It also depends on how the mid laner reacts and who the jungler is. I don't play mana heavy champs in jungle so other than the first 1 I really don't need it anymore, but if the mid laner is demanding or raging at me, then he sure as hell isn't getting one.

It also depends on how the mid laner is, if they are 0/4, I am not really sure I will give it to them since they will most likely give it away immediately, likewise even if the 6/0 mid laner is doing amazing and gets caught and dies right after getting it, I am not likely to give it to them again if they did something stupid, if they got ganked or something is one thing, if they are overextended or lose a 1v1, yeah nope.

Same applies to red buff for me. If the ADC is doing well and isnt an ahole, I don't mind them taking the reds. If they aren't doing good or are raging I will make sure to take it everytime. I can assure you my smite is harder to beat than an ADC crit or Mage spell.

Overall yes, you generally should give your buffs to who makes use of them most, but it is the junglers decision at the end of the day. If they want them just because or they refuse to give them to you since you were rude, you literally got no right to complain about it since that is their cs, it is no different than a jungler being in your lane taking cs. So unless you let them take it and not be rude, you got no right to be rude to the jungler that you are taking cs away from. I remember when Sated was a thing, I would take almost every camp without question unless the person was there waiting for me already, there was no if ands or buts, if I was walking to blue, the mid laner better be going there too since once I start the fight, I am not stopping unless they are there.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

I'd also like to add on that if a jungler offers you the buff, don't take the fucking smaller monsters too. That's the only way junglers get gold and exp; they don't have minions to cs. They have monster camps.

They offered to give you the big one for its buff. Don't take the small ones for their gold and exp too.

Or they'll get it back by taking your minions.

Shonjl1 votes

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I'd also like to add on that if a jungler offers you the buff, don't take the fucking smaller monsters too. That's the only way junglers get gold and exp; they don't have minions to cs. They have monster camps.

They offered to give you the big one for its buff. Don't take the small ones for their gold and exp too.

Or they'll get it back by taking your minions.

To me this depends on the champ, most mids that want blue all have aoe damage so they can't help it. If it is single target then its rude but not the end of the world. That would be a situation where the jungler should kill the mimis before, they die in like 2 autos anyways so most times you can kill them prior.

Supreme Senpai691 votes

I like to ping blue and attack blue buff as the mid laner is coming. Then when mid laner is there i begin to attack the small ones as they attack blue buff while im tanking it. But sometimes they take the mini ones before blue buff, or they'll take blue and one or both of the mini ones before I can take it because they use abilities. I just use autos to avoid accidentally taking blue.

Chatillon1 votes

Yeah I know, I jungle more than I mid, and I rarely ask for blues. Half of the time I will smite steal it if i dont want them to have it, Like I'll do more with the red as a 7/2 rengar than my 2/11 vayne that melee modes.

I also have the same thing, I will ping the blue, or avoid it for a minute or so, but if I have to tank it for more than 10secs waiting for them screw dat noise

Shonjl1 votes

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Yeah I know, I jungle more than I mid, and I rarely ask for blues. Half of the time I will smite steal it if i dont want them to have it, Like I'll do more with the red as a 7/2 rengar than my 2/11 vayne that melee modes.

I also have the same thing, I will ping the blue, or avoid it for a minute or so, but if I have to tank it for more than 10secs waiting for them screw dat noise

Agreed, its always amusing when I hear my ADC rage that they never got a red but they are something terrible like 5/12 and less than 100 cs by 20 minutes and talks trash, while me as say WW or Shyvana which is like 5/0 or fed as hell and like 10/1 can and will make much better use of it. Not to mention I never ping red, that is on the ADC to get on their own. And if I know bot is doing bad, you will be sure I am waiting by the buff when its about to respawn.

Swaid2 votes

I never expect blue buff from my jungler and I also never ask for it; usually when I do get blue buff, the jungler offers it to me.

Dankstin1 votes

I like when Lee Sin or other manaless junglers don't give any blues away ever. "I need it for my cooldowns!"

Chatillon2 votes

What i like more is this:

Ahri yo Mr. Jungler sir. May i have next blue Rengar checks stats and sees that the mid is 4/0 and that he doesnt need the cooldown because he has 38% already Yeah sure, it's up in a minute Ahri tyty

one minute later

Rengar pings mid fuck it takes blue Ahri You took blue :'c

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

YJRBqwXJcS1 votes

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I like when Lee Sin.

Energy restoration benefits from blue buff

kile1471 votes

Blue buff gives resource regen, cdr, and AP multiplier. Most mid laners make good use of every one of those stats, Lee uses the cdr and only half uses the regeneration, which means he gets half as much benefit from blue buff as the mid laner. It can still be worth it for Lee to have blue if he's really snowballing, but he really does have to be doing twice as well as the midlander to need it as much as they do.

iamthegoatofwar1 votes

I've stolen blue from my junglers before. if they're like 0/2/2 and I'm like 3/0/1 as veigar or some other snowballer sorry pal but I NEED THAT. Side note I used to be a jungle main so yha I know what it feels like, but it's a needed evil sometimes.

kile1471 votes

Veigar is always a needed evil.

Jari1 votes

One time as Shyvana I literally made a Vel'koz's day by giving him every blue. Even the enemy blue.

I wanted him to feel special.

Jari1 votes

The pun.

Sadly, he missed the chance.

Cheekynorth1 votes

I, as a Shyvana main, will gladly give blue to my mid laner if they ask. So if you ever play with me, you can always take blue, as long as you ask.

Chatillon1 votes

oh hey, so if i have championship shyvana shard

Craft, or naw

even thou i rarely play her, it would be for the dragon recall "BWEEEEEEEE"

Cheekynorth1 votes

I'm confused. What do you mean by 'if I have championship shyvana shard'? Do you mean you have the shard? If so, I wish I had it, and either way, it's a skin that you can't get now, you should craft it

Chatillon1 votes

I do have it

Yeah I think I will craft it just because its limited availability

Cheekynorth1 votes

Yeah, you ought to so you can say 'I have this limited time skin from a box, and didn't pay RP for it!'

If only gifting was a thing

Chatillon1 votes

ikr, my friend would give me his victorious sivir and I would trade shards all the time

Cheekynorth1 votes

If we were both EUW or NA, we could both play, me jungle and you... whatever lane you main. But sadly, that is not to be. So what do we do

Chatillon1 votes

I do all of the things.

I have an EUW account but i rarely play it and it's low lvl

riceballs for two or somthin like that

Cheekynorth1 votes

Oh right. Do everything as long as it isn't jungle and I'll be a happy boy (Jungle is MINE)

Chatillon1 votes

rooooooood

DREADN0UGHT1 votes

This morning I played this Kindred game (defeat WOHOOOOO!!)

I called my AP mid laner to come get blue. As he was about to last hit it, my red buff ticks it.

''LOL aight its fine breh''

The next blue buff apears, I call him over again. He starts hitting the Sentinel. My Wolf's Frenzy - W passive dmg steals it.

''Omfg.... are you serious?''

I legit think I tilted him with that and indirectly lost us the game over it.

Shonjl2 votes

{quoted}

This morning I played this Kindred game (defeat WOHOOOOO!!)

I called my AP mid laner to come get blue. As he was about to last hit it, my red buff ticks it.

''LOL aight its fine breh''

The next blue buff apears, I call him over again. He starts hitting the Sentinel. My Wolf's Frenzy - W passive dmg steals it.

''Omfg.... are you serious?''

I legit think I tilted him with that and indirectly lost us the game over it.

To be fair, that was on you. If you make a mistake it happens and people usually won't freak over it, but that 2nd time you should have been prepared way more than normal and made sure it had enough hp that mid could kill it fast but your passive damage couldn't. Personally I would just auto it, moreso as Kindred since your autos do more than your spells, and for the buff you are giving away, no reason to waste mana.

I not surprised that person wwas pissed at you, mistakes happen so nothing to fret over at the end of the day, but that is a skill you as a jungler need to improve on.

DREADN0UGHT1 votes

Lol look at you being all condescendent on my ass. I already admited I probably was a cause of our defeat. ''you as a jungler need to improve on'' pffff top kek my friend. I know what I need to improve, and ''burning down blue buff for my mid laner and making sure I don't steal it in the process'' definitely isn't something I struggle with. I would just call it a 1 in a million bad luck case.

Supreme Senpai691 votes

It didn't sound like he was trying to be rude. It sounded like he legit just wanted to offer you some advice. No need for the hostility :l

Shonjl1 votes

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It didn't sound like he was trying to be rude. It sounded like he legit just wanted to offer you some advice. No need for the hostility :l

Thank you for the help, meh just let the person think what they want. If they think someone saying there is something you can improve on is being rude, then they are most likely easily offended. Everyone can improve on things /shrugs.

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