Teemo's (Extended) Quest for Healing!

: Akali, heal me!

: Akali, wtf heal me!

: GG, report Akali for not healing!!!

: STFU Teemo, I can't even heal.

: Fake ass nurse skin! Mundo, you heal me!

: WTF Teemo, Why would I have heal? I'm the jungler.

: What kind of doctor are you?! Kennen, heal me now please!!!

: /Growls/ Why didn't you just buy if you want healing so badly.

: Your doctorate is as fake as you! I bet you bought that off Ebay! Shen, heal me please, I'm on 2 HP!!!

: I can do one better. /Ults/

: Thank you Shen! You're the only real medical professional here!