How I feel when I play Mordekaiser

MORDEKAISER ES NUMERO UNO HUEHUEHUE

ALWAYS SHIELD NEVER DIE

FEED EARLY CARRY GAME

oh thats a nice adc you have ITD BE A SHAME IF YOU BECAME MY BITCH

Oh nice focus on my team ya got going on.. ITD BE A SHAME IF I SENT THE DRAGON AFTER YOUR ASS

Nice damage ya got there ITD BE A SHAME IF I HEALED BACK MY HEALTH, SHIELDED AND NEVER DIED

Nice warlords bloodlust ya got there ITD BE A SHAME IF I OUTDAMAGED YOUR HEALING

Nice gank your trying to pull off ITD BE A SHAME IF I GOT A FREE KILL

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MORDEKAISER ES NUMERO UNO

PLAY SAFE EARLY WOOP ALL ASSES LATER DESPITE LOW HEALTH BECAUSE ATTACK SPEED MIXED DAMAGE MORDEKAISER IS ACUALLY GODKAISER