When someone on the boards tries to over analyzes game physics

+1 for the monty python

Valor can, do you not remember that he's a special type of bird?

A rather big ass demacian eagle.

Apparently hawks can pick up cats, which are about the same size in body.

And Valor's pretty damn big for a bird.

Although I dunno about Quinn's armor weight.

Demacian eagles don't take shit from nobody.

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries