A very witty Pun

Hello I am Bird·Sep 2, 2016·9 votes·1,243 views

http://leaguecraft.com/skins/asset/skin_200px_45363_3.jpg Nami uh... Uhm... Fuck gimme a sec... https://media.giphy.com/media/H9hw7mRkO36cU/giphy.gif Yeah no I got nothin.

I tried.

8 Comments

Fondling GemsSep 2, 201611 votes

Sea-ing as you are lacking in the Nami puns, let me be of a-fish-tance. You just have to go with the "Ebb and Flow." Don't get stuck in the "Aqua Prison" of your mind. Feel the blessing of the tidecaller and ride the "Surging Tides" into a more open mindset. Let a "Tidal Wave" of Nami puns flow through your system. (C'mon, I deserve props for making a joke that uses all of her abilities at the very least.)

I believe in you Hello I Am ~~Bird~~ Fish!

Heretic LunariSep 2, 20161 votes

That was beautiful!

Fondling GemsSep 2, 20163 votes

Oh thank you Scorn of the Moon. Your praise is a Pale Cascade of moonlight that soothes my soul. Every word that spills from your (Moon)Silver tongue is a Strike that cleaves a Crescent from my heart. I am sure your beauty would cause the Moon to Fall in a Rush of Lunar light if it weren't too busy being enamored by your words.

I will be around all day people! Keep em coming! I promise all abilities and champ titles, no more. Eloquence and praise are bonuses, not Garen-teed.

suicide cerealSep 2, 20161 votes

I don't know who you are or where you came from but I love you more than I love Star Guardian Urgot.

Fondling GemsSep 2, 20161 votes

Ahhh, No! Insult not the Urgie-chan! You must have hit him with a corrosive charge because acid hunters are locked on to his heart. He is a fragile soul you know! His Capacitor handles only Terror, not emotional pain. Use a Hyper Kinetic Position Reverser to put yourself in his shoes! He is a poor unloved champ with horrible ability names that make this really hard!

You have injured the Headsman's Pride. We must go to Zaun and Augment our Touch to reach his heart and reassure him that Star Guardian Urgot is in fact the greatest thing!

Holy shit. Zaun-Touched Bolt Augmenter? Jfc. How am I supposed to work with that? At least he is out of the way.