When you find out your friend is a Yasuo Main

Sexualsaurus·Feb 2, 2017·81 votes·4,750 views

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/52af668569bedd3b2643dd68-538/joseph-stalin-with-nikolai-yezhov-photoshopped-out.jpg

59 Comments

xeviFeb 2, 201723 votes

Death is like Stalin, always by my side

SexualsaurusFeb 2, 201716 votes

"Follow the Stalin, but watch your back."

Bottom LanerFeb 3, 201717 votes

"FACE THE STALIN!"

Velzard of KozFeb 3, 201713 votes

A communist's a poor company for long regimes.

MhihnjFeb 3, 20179 votes

Is communism's only purpose to fall?

RøseliaFeb 3, 201720 votes

Had a friend who mained Riven and Yasuo

Had.

Arya RivenFeb 3, 20173 votes

rengar voreFeb 2, 20179 votes

i use yasuo mains as tools, so i can play ranked with them and watch the enemy tilt 90% of the time

BladeSingularityFeb 3, 20177 votes

That actually seems like a valid tactic... should I do it for promo games?

rengar voreFeb 3, 20172 votes

{quoted}

should I do it for promo games?

yes, actually thats how i climb

KnalxzFeb 2, 20178 votes

A friend of mine became a Yasuo main after I played shittons of Wukong, Sej and Malphite awhile ago. I thought it was great that she finally found her champion after spending two years slogging with terrible picks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0

True friends can fight througth any shade of darkness

BlackHairedGirlFeb 2, 201711 votes

True friends don't play Yasuo. (Don't mind me, I don't know what a friend is)

Dabrick01Feb 3, 20176 votes

"A SWORD IS POOR COMPANY FOR A LONG ROAD"

SexualsaurusFeb 2, 20174 votes

That story touched my heart but your friend is going down a path you cannot follow, the dark side will take over and be her only companion. Save her you must before it is too late.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

The Human mind can only fight for so long and eventually the darkness fights back.

Papa AndreiFeb 3, 20175 votes

At least it ain't Yorick or Teemo :D

KnalxzFeb 4, 20171 votes

This was quite some time ago. I've slowly stopped laying League but she plays Ekko and the new Kat now.

PaladinNOFeb 3, 20178 votes

When you find out your friend is a Yasuo Main

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b51a2ebb26599ddd8e90b51561fc7e09/tumblr_n1ct0tUNKy1qzqo6eo1_500.gif

ZackoFeb 4, 20172 votes

Wherever i go i allways seem to find you... are you sure your not a stalker?

PaladinNOFeb 4, 20171 votes

Well, I'll be damned...

Yes, I am quite sure, sir/ma'am. A stalker is someone who follows someone else - and I am usually first. ^^

ZackoFeb 4, 20171 votes

Wait, then i am the stalker!

KoggyStyleFeb 4, 20171 votes

Hai paladinNo how're you?

PaladinNOFeb 4, 20171 votes

Greetings! I am very well indeed, sir!

KoggyStyleFeb 7, 20171 votes

Awesome! i was drunk for 2 days so late response, whoops!

PaladinNOFeb 7, 20171 votes

drunk for 2 days

No idea that that is like, as I've never even touched alcohol in all my 32 years. But I got a fair notion of what it must be like. Got that when driving home after having spent 37.5 hours just about non-stop in front of a computer screen at a LAN party. I got home safely, but only after catching myself almost falling asleep at the wheel 3 times. And my reaction time (read: "ability to react at all") were virtually nonexistant.

Dabrick01Feb 3, 20177 votes

I told my Friend that I was beginning to pick up Yasuo.

The closer I got to Mastery 5, the less and less games he played.

"A Sword is Poor Company for a Long Road" -Balanced Champ

Arya RivenFeb 3, 20172 votes

"What is broken can be reforged." - pogchamp

5000000000000000Feb 3, 20175 votes

A friend of mine keeps trying to main skirmishers. Please help

SexualsaurusFeb 3, 20173 votes

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7e67rVjIc1qe2rrbo1_r1_500.gif

Project omenFeb 3, 20174 votes

I met my League buddy's friends through skype and I told them I main Yasuo. There was a silence for like 5 seconds and then one of them said "yeah, no I'm out". Then they all hanged up and it was me and my buddy. We laughed for like 10 minutes and later we played some normals together.

LanghofFeb 3, 20174 votes

Good thing I'm a proficient swimmer! :3

RainXBladeFeb 3, 20173 votes

"A SWORD'S A POOR COMPANY FOR A LONG ROAD." - Yasuo, 2014

Busty DemonessFeb 3, 20173 votes

It all makes sense now...

Stalin killed friends he knew would main Yasuo or Riven.

He saw the parallel universe where League existed during his time and proceeded to execute his friends accordingly.

RandomoniumFeb 3, 20172 votes

Or maybe he saw the future and saw that their children would grow up to be Yasuo and Riven mains so he killed them before they could reproduce?

DarkSunSovereignFeb 3, 20172 votes

Didn't do a very good job of it, people still play them today :P

Mercury KnyghtFeb 3, 20172 votes

He killed 49 million people. Just think of what league would be like today. Basically just riven and yasuo mains and more russian players than dota.

DarkSunSovereignFeb 4, 20171 votes

Rush baron cyka blyat no stop

Void NargacugaFeb 3, 20173 votes

In my defense to all my friends who know I play Yasuo and have all his skins... I also play Malzahar .

Am I safe now?

Gallows madnessFeb 3, 20172 votes

just play mundo and chuck q's at him and use bami's cinder and w you proc his shield, it's cancer against yasuo

I went against 8 damn yasuo's look at my match history fun!

Void NargacugaFeb 3, 20172 votes

I feel sorry for you.

Glad you made them miserable.

SexualsaurusFeb 3, 20171 votes

Sorry fam no one is safe, run while you can. They're coming...

Void NargacugaFeb 3, 20172 votes

Well I'm probably only Bronze due to my shitty mechanics.

But I don't really care.

SexualsaurusFeb 3, 20172 votes

Nah The only thing you need to climb is a positive attitude, you can climb with any champ. Climb with Yasuo and have fun :)

Void NargacugaFeb 3, 20172 votes

That's what I want to do this season, with both Malzahar and Yasuo . But I need to work on my self confidence in my own abilities, so I'm playing lots more normal draft games to help with that.

KoggyStyleFeb 4, 20171 votes

only thing im consistant at if fkin up plays lol. dont let it get to ya, its perfectly natural for there to be alot of bronze/silver/shiney bronze.

Void NargacugaFeb 4, 20171 votes

Thanks for the confidence boost.

Probably not gonna play for a bit though due to having teeth removed yesterday.

KoggyStyleFeb 7, 20171 votes

ouch, hope ya feel better soon.

Void NargacugaFeb 7, 20171 votes

Meds help with pain luckily. And I hope so too.

ctgyuzbeFeb 3, 20172 votes

My brother mains Yasuo,

: ^)