When you win a lane against Teemo using an Auto Attack based Champion

Gentleman Gems·Nov 29, 2016·1 votes·1,434 views

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21 Comments

EvilUnicornLordNov 29, 20167 votes

Fed Yi gets hit by blinding dart

MasterYi : "You have 1.5 seconds. Go."

Teemo : "..."

JayHog1992Nov 30, 20161 votes

Teemo : "Actually, I have 2.5 seconds, since my Q is at max rank, but thanks for the offer." Outsustains the Yi and manages to kill him anyways.

EvilUnicornLordNov 30, 20161 votes

And for 100 points, what is Master Yi's W?

JayHog1992Nov 30, 20161 votes

Teemo : "A reason to always bring summoner 14 top."

EvilUnicornLordNov 30, 20162 votes

Unless you're mid, you really shouldn't be taking that summoner spell. Period.

#And you wonder why nobody likes Teemo yet you take ignite top instead of teleport.

JayHog1992Nov 30, 20162 votes

Teemo : "Why would I take TP? What am I gonna do bot lane? Offer shrooms to the enemy? I have no hard CC to justify a gank."

EvilUnicornLordNov 30, 20163 votes

This is why Tristana likes Rumble more.

JayHog1992Dec 1, 20161 votes

Teemo : "If it was Tristana, I'd take TP JUST to see her. Any other adc is not worth my time. Or... I can just support her and get her fed. Been there too many times, we even picked our little fun bush."

EvilUnicornLordDec 1, 20161 votes

Only in your dreams, Teemo. Ever seen what happens when three people share a lane? XP doesn't go far.

JayHog1992Dec 1, 20161 votes

Teemo : "Three people? I think you're mistaken... It would be just me and Tristana on bot lane."

EvilUnicornLordDec 1, 20161 votes

As if Rumble's going to leave you alone with Tristana.

JayHog1992Dec 1, 20161 votes

Teemo : "He can stop by if he wants, who am I to say no? As long as it's fine with Tristana."

EvilUnicornLordDec 2, 20161 votes

Wake up.

JayHog1992Dec 2, 20161 votes

Teemo : "What?"

EvilUnicornLordDec 3, 20161 votes

Clearly, you're asleep and dreaming if you think any of that's gonna happen within the next million years.

EDIT: Aaand it's gotten to that point where the comments stop stacking, this is gonna be obnoxious.

JayHog1992Dec 3, 20161 votes

Yeah, hate when it happens. But then again, we won't have comments slammed to a wall due to the continuous posts.

DeathTheHorsemanDec 3, 20161 votes

item 3139 MasterYi " I changed my mind you die now. "

JayHog1992Dec 3, 20161 votes

Teemo : "Smart... Most people prefer to whine and complain than to do smart builds like those. You already have my respect."

JayHog1992Nov 29, 20161 votes

Aplause. That wasn't so hard, now as it?

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Gentleman GemsNov 29, 20162 votes

I know, I only had to get passed his blind, his poison, his other poison that is also a slow, his ability to fucking run away at Sanic speed, IT WASN'T SO HARD!!!!!! https://media.tenor.co/images/cf27bd996c857220a129e70cc1d8bb13/raw

JayHog1992Nov 30, 20161 votes

That's the spirit! Nothing is hard if you figure out his weaknesses!

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