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If Yasuo was a Pokemon (complete with item, nature, and moveset)

Chatillon··2 votes·2,176 views

So Yas is a pretty edgey guy, right? So we need an edgey pokemon. How edgey? A little edgier than a ten year old kid whose Xbox tag is "DeathBone66six" but a little less edgey than the goth girls from "Big Bang Theory"

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae229/dlh1231/Absol.png

IT'S ABSOL!

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/b/b3/359Absol_AG_anime_2.png/revision/20150102000815

Long billowing hair, that side-long glare, but a certain elegance possessed by out favorite Wind Warrior.

Yas crits a lot, right? We can make Absol crit a lot too! For $22.95 we have the ability "Super Luck", and if you order now, we will throw in a "Razor Claw" free of charge!

For those of you who dont know. SUPER LUCK: Heightens the critical-hit ratios of moves. RAZOR CLAW: It is a sharply hooked claw that ups the holder's critical-hit ratio.

ABILITIES:

NIGHT SLASH (heightened chance to crit) SLASH (heightened chance to crit) PSYCHO CUT (heightened chance to crit) FOCUS ENERGY (heightens the chance to crit)

and Jolly nature, not because Yasou is jolly, but because this build on an Absol is trash and he needs more speed....

WITH ALL THESE THINGS, YOU'LL BE CRIT'IN LIKE NO TOMORROW!

28 Comments

hoes and bows3 votes

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/754/620/0d8.png I will just leave that here.

Chatillon3 votes

slowly applauds

get out

MavenSong2 votes

Absol, one of my favorite pokemon... FANART IS NEEDED

http://static.tumblr.com/ade496da9a29b3b5e5a3a12d5eb32341/jqsr2ve/9mOmmcaus/tumblr_static_absolexteammagmavsteamaqua96.jpg http://p1.i.ntere.st/b62d100dd58057b207698a780394ea41_480.jpg http://orig03.deviantart.net/46c0/f/2015/183/7/3/mega_absol_by_dangodesu-d8zpuvo.jpg

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Mega Absol is fabulous as hell

MavenSong1 votes

http://orig10.deviantart.net/f6c2/f/2013/251/3/0/mega_fabulous_by_sforzie-d6lhbnq.png

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

So is Mega Ampharos

MavenSong1 votes

http://i.imgur.com/b85KFo5.png?noredirect

http://orig15.deviantart.net/e3ed/f/2013/220/a/d/amph_fabulous_by_pikacj-d6hb0op.png

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Not to mention truly, truly outrageous

Pierce The Veal1 votes

Does that make Zed Bisharp? Can't think of an item or nature, but here's the pokemon that came to mind somehow despite barely even remembering the original 151: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/74/625Bisharp.png

Chatillon1 votes

Not ninja-y enough imo, but it's a close fit. Certainly edge'y enough, but Zed doesnt have thighs that good

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Not ninja-y enough imo, but it's a close fit. Certainly edge'y enough, but Zed doesnt have thighs that good

I agree.

But I don't really know any "ninja-y" pokemon soooo

Chatillon1 votes

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/1/10/Greninja_(SSB_for_Nintendo_3DS_-_Wii_U_Artwork).png/revision/latest?cb=20140408231512

that's as ninja as it gets

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/1/10/Greninja_(SSB_for_Nintendo_3DS_-_Wii_U_Artwork).png/revision/latest?cb=20140408231512

that's as ninja as it gets

Who's that pokemon?

But still, that pokemon doesn't have enough knives and isn't edgy enough.

Chatillon1 votes

It's called Greninja, third evo of XY starter.

Well....no pokemon is as pointy and dark as zed sadly.

Greninja is more Naruto ninja, still sick af

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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It's called Greninja, third evo of XY starter.

Well....no pokemon is as pointy and dark as zed sadly.

Greninja is more Naruto ninja, still sick af

Naruto isn't sick af.

Chatillon1 votes

OHIYOU THE NON-WEEBS AWAY!

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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OHIYOU THE NON-WEEBS AWAY!

In english please?

Chatillon1 votes

It's a Nightblue3 thing he does in his stream. Basically when anyone is trashing the "weeb-dom" he tells twitch chat to "ohiyou"(good morning) the non-weebs away. Doesnt make sense but its funny.

And im low key weeb, so im not gross, but I havent shaved in a few days but thats because i didnt work.

And come on man, sure naruto is annoying as all get out sometimes, but certain scenes are so cool, like when Kakashi shows off his sharingan for the first time and mirrors Zabuza's jutsu

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

It's a Nightblue3 thing he does in his stream. Basically when anyone is trashing the "weeb-dom" he tells twitch chat to "ohiyou"(good morning) the non-weebs away. Doesnt make sense but its funny.

And im low key weeb, so im not gross, but I havent shaved in a few days but thats because i didnt work.

And come on man, sure naruto is annoying as all get out sometimes, but certain scenes are so cool, like when Kakashi shows off his sharingan for the first time and mirrors Zabuza's jutsu

??? I followed you up to "naruto is annoying." The rest of it makes no sense to me. I'm watched like, 20% of an episode in the 400s because my friend forced me to watch it. I don't find naruto interesting enough to watch.

Chatillon1 votes

No, i believe naruto is poorly done, especially as the show, but the concept is really cool

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

No, i believe naruto is poorly done, especially as the show, but the concept is really cool

I mean sure ninja stuff and superhuman martial arts is cool.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

It's called Greninja, third evo of XY starter.

Well....no pokemon is as pointy and dark as zed sadly.

Greninja is more Naruto ninja, still sick af

Oh wait greninja is in ssb4,

Just totally forgot about that cause I quit cause of all of the dlc.

Dankstin1 votes

If Greninja's tongue doesn't make him remind you of Sandstorm Ekko, I have google maps directions to the door I can email you.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

If Greninja's tongue doesn't make him remind you of Sandstorm Ekko, I have google maps directions to the door I can email you.

Wait its tongue? I don't understand how a tongue alone would remind someone of sandstorm ekko. Heck, we can't even see the tongue.

Wait a second. Wtf. That's a scarf right? Please tell me that's a scarf...

Dankstin1 votes

That moment you realize why a pokemon is designed as such.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

That moment you realize why a pokemon is designed as such.

The catch is I stopped playing pokemon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before this pokemon was released.

Dankstin1 votes

And I stopped after Yellow. Point?

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

And I stopped after Yellow. Point?

But I didn't even know this pokemon existed, and you're telling me about how I only just noticed its design. Of course I only just noticed its design, aside from seeing it in smash bros once or twice, this is basically the first time I heard anything about it!

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