If Yasuo was a Pokemon (complete with item, nature, and moveset)

Chatillon·7/13/2016, 7:46:55 PM·2 votes·2,176 views

So Yas is a pretty edgey guy, right? So we need an edgey pokemon. How edgey? A little edgier than a ten year old kid whose Xbox tag is "DeathBone66six" but a little less edgey than the goth girls from "Big Bang Theory"

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae229/dlh1231/Absol.png

IT'S ABSOL!

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/b/b3/359Absol_AG_anime_2.png/revision/20150102000815

Long billowing hair, that side-long glare, but a certain elegance possessed by out favorite Wind Warrior.

Yas crits a lot, right? We can make Absol crit a lot too! For $22.95 we have the ability "Super Luck", and if you order now, we will throw in a "Razor Claw" free of charge!

For those of you who dont know. SUPER LUCK: Heightens the critical-hit ratios of moves. RAZOR CLAW: It is a sharply hooked claw that ups the holder's critical-hit ratio.

ABILITIES:

NIGHT SLASH (heightened chance to crit) SLASH (heightened chance to crit) PSYCHO CUT (heightened chance to crit) FOCUS ENERGY (heightens the chance to crit)

and Jolly nature, not because Yasou is jolly, but because this build on an Absol is trash and he needs more speed....

WITH ALL THESE THINGS, YOU'LL BE CRIT'IN LIKE NO TOMORROW!

28 Comments

hoes and bows7/13/2016, 7:55:29 PM3 votes
Kitty Darkstar7/13/2016, 10:45:47 PM2 votes

Mega Absol is fabulous as hell

Pierce The Veal7/13/2016, 7:56:43 PM1 votes

Does that make Zed Bisharp? Can't think of an item or nature, but here's the pokemon that came to mind somehow despite barely even remembering the original 151: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/74/625Bisharp.png