If champions worked at McDonalds

BoxOfDOG·Jun 18, 2015·57 votes·5,208 views

(At the main counter, where Lux and Garen are working) : Hello! Welcome to McDonalds. What can we serve you today? : DEMACCIIAAAAAA : I wan' uh.. 15 Big Mac meals.. 12 Quar'er Poundrr meals : Okay that will be precisely $159.33! That is also 2,073 grams in patties! : Than' you. : YOUR SATISFACTION IS GAREN-TEED!

(In the kitchen) : Got it. 15 Big Mac meals, 12 Quarter Pounder meals. : WORK FASTER! FOR SHURIMA! : Ok.

(Behind Gragas in the line) : YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE! : Silence.. I'm meditating.

(At the drive-through window) : NO WE DO NOT SERVE SLIME WITH THAAAATTT!! : Well, now I'm just mad.

(Back in the kitchen) : PEONS! HOW ARE MY BURGERS FRYING? : They're okay I guess..

(In the walk-in freezer) : -And that is how I got my shield. : Huh..

109 Comments

ZarxisJun 19, 201571 votes

Azir THE ORDER IS GIVEN

sneezing slugJun 19, 201565 votes

Veigar WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT A SMALL FRY WITH THAT

4th3t0sJun 19, 201517 votes

Veigar DO I LOOK LIKE A SHORT ORDER COOK?!

RueianJun 18, 201556 votes

You got my order wrong

Mundo serves what he pleases

Solari FortuneJun 19, 201549 votes

LeeSin Welcome what would like to order? Leona Lee, your talking to the grill again LeeSin oh...

esmelarJun 19, 201546 votes

Lulu DO you want to SUPER SIZE IT?!!!

QuortJun 19, 20156 votes

I can totally imagine Lulu wreaking havoc in a kitchen. Poor yordle just doesn't know what to do! xD

I Main SwainJun 19, 201520 votes

excuse me, ma'am? my food tastes purple

injournJun 19, 201536 votes

fries burgers as fast as possible

Leblanc flashes all over the restaurant to deliver

Udyr Doesn't order anything and still manages to get fed

Aych PiiJun 19, 20158 votes

{quoted} Doesn't order anything and still manages to get fed

Nice.

rebound2Jun 19, 201530 votes

Alistar "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE VEGGIE BURGERS?"

DownfallJun 19, 201527 votes

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1MQaj4q_UKE/hqdefault.jpg

NarasimhaJun 19, 201523 votes

Mordekaiser This whole... healthy living thing, is highly overrated.

XavkulJun 19, 201521 votes

Ahri Do you want the special with that? (eyebrows raise) Bard freeze line, cuts in line to get in front, gets order, everyone else has no idea what happened. Ekko Enjoyed it so much, i think i'll have it again! Sejuani I ton of buggers, not cooked.

ChaosThiefJun 19, 20159 votes

{quoted}

Enjoyed it so much, i think i'll have it again!

Cue Jimmy Neutron's Dad

BoxOfDOGJun 19, 20155 votes

{quoted}

Cue Jimmy Neutron's Dad

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Jungle Lux GodJun 18, 201520 votes

Nautilus Oooooooooppppppppppssssss. Booosssssss, I thiiiinnk I broooke theeee doooooooooor agaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnn.

BoxOfDOGJun 19, 201520 votes

I would add in Pantheon , but he's running the bakery down the street.

The LexerJun 19, 201519 votes

Ekko I'll have a 3 big macs Lux alright Ekko (to self) sht I ordered wrong

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Ekko I'll have 2 big macs Lux alright!

woobeeJun 19, 201518 votes

Gangplank DO YA WANT ORANGE JUICE? MissFortune um no ty i just want- OJ COMIN RIGHT UP

GłacıesJun 19, 201518 votes

Lux So a double de_lux_ burger to go?

Quinn Does it have chicken on it?

Lux Weeell, a double de_lux_ burger isaphenomenonofangusbeeftoppedwithfreshlettucetomatosandonionweighingonethirdofapound.... does that explain it?

~~I can't make jokes sue me~~

MacDthreeJun 19, 20155 votes

instead of "one third of a pound" I read it "one third o' fap" cause I didn't notice the text kept wrapping and I was highly confused.

kirbyzamaJun 19, 201515 votes

I would post something for Jinx but she dyes her hair red and works at Wendy's.

LordNovijenJun 19, 201513 votes

Draven I'll take the Big Mac and throw in about five of those kids meal toys.

Chaotic ReksJun 19, 201512 votes

Singed flipping the patties

CudyDarkyzJun 19, 20156 votes

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flipping the patties

Singed There ment to go back on the grill not the celling.

BakedLotionJun 19, 201512 votes

Teemo Here's your order. I DIDNT FUCKING ORDER SHROOMS Teemo Whoops.

YOLO420SWAGSCOPEJun 19, 201511 votes

Urgot as the cashier "Endless torture" Urgot

Solari FortuneJun 19, 201511 votes

Gangplank Arr, This land lubber food is horrible tasting MissFortune Stop adding oranges to everything and it will taste better.

NazZomLordJun 18, 20159 votes

Orianna - Hello. Welcome. How. May. I. Take. Your. Order...

Meeks011Jun 19, 20158 votes

Rito or someone needs to make joke animations like these.

A few things to add:

(In the playground) Annie : You wanna play too? Gnar : GNAR! Annie : Tibbers wants to come out and play! Annie ults Tibbers starts burning Gnar in the cramped space Gnar : Voice gets deeper. GNARRRRR! Swain : I WILL HAVE ORDER! CAW! CAW!

(In the restrooms) item 3078 (Phreak): Oh yes, baby! Ahri : You like that? soul-stealing commenses : TONS OF HEARTBREAK!

(In the walk-in freezer) DrMundo : MUNDO CHOP MEAT! MUNDO ADD CHEMICALS TO MEAT TO IMPROVE CUSTOMER! Singed : I thought I was the only one...

(In the parking lot) Vayne : I'm going to steal your nuggets, because f-ck you. Warwick : some growls I'll will rip your flesh from your bones! Vayne : I'm too agile for that. Hitting me is like- rip

(At the drink machines) Amumu : sniff sniff Is there any milk there, sir? Alistar : What'd you just ask me? WHAT DID YOU JUST ASK ME? Twitch : Oh, come on! There's plenty to drink in the sewers!

(At one of the tables) Yasuo : So I told him "F-ck your deal, I only take Infinity Edges and Statikk Shivs" Olaf : Did you cut off his head? Yasuo : Why would I do th- Jax : Can I join your table? JarvanIV : Hell no, we only allow people who use REAL weapons.

(Standing on the counter, looking over a crowd) Draven : I am Draven, the one and only. You cannot find anyone more sexy, stylish, and deadly than the Draven. Crowd: DRAVEN! DRAVEN! DRAVEN!

(In the managers office) Velkoz : Humans seem to enjoy things that cause them heart disease, interesting results... Heimerdinger : Can you pass me my adjustable reverse-ratcheting magnetic box wrench?

(At another one of the tables) Evelynn : Why won't anybody notice me? Jim Carrey: The chair is talking, THE CHAIR IS TALKING! OH MY GOD!

(At ANOTHER one of the tables) Sion : Just one more burger... dies from heart disease Sion : I WILL HAVE MORE BURGERS! starts eating them furiously before dying again

You get the point.

Kitty DarkstarJun 18, 20157 votes

So many champion quotes used in amazing ways.... ah

Also, no wonder Gragas is fat lol

JesterSummonerJun 19, 20157 votes

Morgana Can you make sure the food gets to the counter this time...

Chogath burp of course

Maximum ZileanJun 19, 20156 votes

Katarina Sits around 3 grills and constantly throws burgers onto them with her ult

BakedLotionJun 19, 20156 votes

WHY ARE MY EGGS BURNT Anivia COOKING AN EGG ISNT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS

AlphaKappaPikaJun 19, 20155 votes

Yasuo (cuts the meat)

WumachineJun 19, 20155 votes

Soraka Today's special is banana burgers with banana shakes and banana splits with a side order of banana sauce, order it with a happy meal and you'll get a free banana toy

MacDthreeJun 19, 20153 votes

I didn't expect the banana.

toe thiefJun 19, 20155 votes

Nami Free refills.

MacDthreeJun 19, 20154 votes

I love this fucking post

WDTODJun 19, 20154 votes

Heimerdinger Hmmm... This hamburger looked better on the diagram.

Rustling BushJun 19, 20153 votes

you'd think Azir would be against the idea of working at McDonalds

Solari FortuneJun 19, 20159 votes

[{quoted}](name=Summoner Grey,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=sYKbIWKo,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2015-06-19T02:21:28.529+0000)

you'd think would be against the idea of working at McDonalds

He wouldn't be working, his soldiers would be

freeformlineJun 19, 20156 votes

He's the manager. If you want to build an empire, you have to start small.

mikhoJun 19, 20153 votes

Draven : (Cuts Line) welcome to the league of Dra...." Urgot : NO. (uses Hyper-Kinetic Position Reverser ) Draven : ... I didn't even get to finish though...

In the back by the grill... : BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM. THESE PATTIES WILL BURN. Rammus : ............................................................OK....

Maximum ZileanJun 20, 20153 votes

Ezreal You got my order wrong... again... LeeSin Sorry. I'll get you another, one second. 20 second later Ezreal Um, why did you bring me the microwave?

L RayquazaJun 19, 20152 votes

Chogath I WILL HAVE 5 OF EVERYTHING

ChaosThiefJun 19, 20154 votes

Including the people who are working or nah?

Virgin RayJun 19, 20151 votes

McDonalds Azir doesn't make that much sense, I honestly think he should have a pizza skin. Where the soldiers would wear chef hats and have spears with pizza impaled on it, or spatulas used to hold the pizza out of the oven. It would also be cute if they wore the pizza uniform.

BoxOfDOGJun 19, 20155 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kenji Chang,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=sYKbIWKo,comment-id=002c,timestamp=2015-06-19T16:58:21.079+0000)

McDonalds Azir doesn't make that much sense, I honestly think he should have a pizza skin. Where the soldiers would wear chef hats and have spears with pizza impaled on it, or spatulas used to hold the pizza out of the oven. It would also be cute if they wore the pizza uniform.

https://i.imgur.com/M7GgFg3.png