ADCs cooping with the Mid Season
As a masked figure walked to the bunch of champions summoned to this interview, he sat down at the end of the long table where all the champions summoned grew quiet and looked at the figure
Geffy: As someone who has looked into this carefully, it has been assured these changes will happen soon as well as the release of the two useless birds... Not Anivia though. Lucian you can go first on your thoughts on it-
Lucian eagerly tries to make a noose to end the pain he's been enduring for the past seasons and being unable to see his wife, while also having a Heartseeker skin.
Geffy: Okay! Someone with a less desperate attempt to end their pain and suffering the coward's method... Ashe?
: What the hell? Sejuanni gets a change and I only get nerfs and bruises on the face! I'M A FUCKING QUEEN OF FRELJORD AND THIS IS WHAT I GET!?
She slams her hand on the table and gets an ice pack for the fresh punches she took from a cocky bald man that can see thank to Riot
Geffy: I'm sorry you have to go through that, hopefully Tryndamere can do something about that. Vayne?
: I have fought monsters, witches, you, and even a giant magical bird of ice... But this? It's nonsense!
Geffy: True true... Kog'Maw?
: I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY ITS BEEN A SEASON AND I STILL HAVEN'T EATEN!!!
The poor void born slouches over and debates on living knowing he'll only just return
: Can we all just say me, Draven is the best one their is?
: You go kicked in the nuts by Vi and Alistar crushed five of your ribs.
Draven cries and curls up on the ground still crying
Geffy: Anyone wanna say their things? I got a personal session of practice with Sona.
: As someone undead... I truly want to die to end my suffering
Geffy: Anyone else?
The room just ended up with even crying and sobbing, Geffy left the meeting to see Zac looking at him.
Geffy: Yeah the new changed are gonna screw you over
: Oh...
Geffy: It's not you or the ADCs... It's Riot way of trying to "improve" this place
: My parents died for this... My adoptive parents.... Dead... For this?
Geffy: Just be like Gragas and drink your problems away, I gotta go to do some stuff, later Zac! Also don't walk in the room!
And Geffy ran off to the sunset to only be left crying still on the inside
So yeah ADCs are getting screwed again and also thanks for reading this if you did! It's just my personal opinion on League right now with the changes and the fact I feel that ADC mains have the Suicide Hotline on Speed Dial in case they get sent bot in a ranked match. Enjoy!
