You get one physical aspect of a chosen champ
If you could have one physical aspect from any champ, what would it be? And why?
(If you say boobs I will kill you👿💀)
113 Comments
Deep Terror Nami35 votesAir sacs.
blkh114 votesDraven's pecks. :-P
I think just being gooey like Zac could be fun.
IcyPepper13 votes
ears and tails (I think that can be considered a set). Because why the hell not?
If I had those fluffy tails, I'd touch myself all the ti—er, the tails I mean. Because they're fluffy.
ModWulf Helhammer3 votesTouch fluffy tail?
IcyPepper3 voteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
You got me :3
Although I wasn't referencing it intentionally, but I do love me some androgynous(?) panda music.
ModWulf Helhammer2 votesAshcorp!!
And from what I found out on his twitter, the character is "a small lesbian panda" named Kenny. Learn something new everyday
The Lone Crusade10 votesGaren, perseverance.
I could heal so fast. Ex.
Oh my gosh you broke your leg!!
It's ok, just give me five minutes.
DorkunedAuras5 votesThat's an ability, not physical aspect.
IcyPepper3 votesWell, if you want to get technical, everyone has some level of healing naturally.
Garen is a fictional character in a world of magic, I'm sure that he has some sort of natural healing factor that far exceeds a normal human being and contributes to his amazing endurance in the field of battle (and Katarina).
It's a bit of a stretch, but since we're not quite sure where the story power ends and the gameplay ends in this aspect (Garen's level of healing), I say we give OP this one.
DorkunedAuras2 votesCompromise, make it garen's lvl 1-10 passive. That could easily be realm of superhuman instead of magical, like his upgraded passives are.
IcyPepper2 votesHm, fair enough.
But.
I think it would be fair if more could be obtained if OP hit the gym and seriously worked out. You know what I mean? Some real life levels to unlock that potential.
Seriphym8 votesWell... boobs defying gravity is also an ability not a physical aspect.
MasterSomething8 votesBoobs
Blitz's Rocket Grab, of course. Get over here!
WolfBV8 votes
His gorgeous abs.
DorkunedAuras3 votesThe ability to fly and be glow in the dark and never need a power outlet.
Chaotic Reks2 votesYOU ARE THE POWER!!
NazZomLord8 votes
Do i need to explain??
AlphaTyler7 votes
s right arm
Joe Mana6 votes[deleted]
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesdon't those only let him make long distance hops though?
The Lone Crusade2 votesYep, he's pretty much a grass hopper. ...... A really big, carnivorous mutant grass hopper.
A Superb Villain6 votes
Tentacles.
The possibilities are endless.
DorkunedAuras5 votes
Tremor Sense. "Fuck walls, I still see you"
Twiggles5 votes
I'd like that robotic hand. Laser and all, if you please. >:)
CannonLordFreed4 votes
's sexiness. You said no boobs, so this is allowed.
Lord Boltrix4 votes
I'd say his ridiculous height because I've always wanted to be mega-tall.
Or his glowing eyes so that nobody will ever bother trying to make eye-contact with me.
Malicious Metal3 votesWhat 'bout Pentakill Morde's pecs? :D
Lord Boltrix5 votesPretty sure I read, tattooed on them somewhere.
"Property of Sona Buvelle."
SlawthFul134 votes
Having a sword for a phylactery would be pretty sick.
I could do so many things with such a tongue...
Shroom Junkie4 votes's Butt.
...
What? You said no boobs, never mentioned butt.
Krinu4 votes
Wings...
Epic Murph4 votes-aquire 
voice
-purchase (insert brand name) trading cards
-proceed to do my best Yu-gi-oh impression in every game I play
Gentleman Gems4 votes
's Face,
I will be irresistible, and Truly Outrageous
https://45.media.tumblr.com/02a3783125b98623f76c7686cac59d39/tumblr_mszdnd3K0j1rk5732o1_400.gif
Blue Moon Wolf3 voteseither 
's Tail because I have always wanted a prehensile tail, or whatever part of 
that lets him shoot acidic bile, cause who needs to win a fist fight when you can spit acid in their face :D
Trash MammaI3 votes
You should all know this
UtilityPunk3 votes
Those shapely legs are to die for. Wish I had them ;)
Just Blame Jenny3 votes
boobs. Those things are massive.
The Lone Crusade2 votesI am currently calling 1-800-SHACO, to discuss your assassination.😈
Makior722 votesZac's passive. plane crashes into the mountains Let me just... pull myself back together.
Transgressor4 votesThat works because Zac's jelly. Jelly scatered to small blobs, comes back into just a bigger blob of jelly.
That means your guts, bones, muscles, everything gets grumbled up like Tetsuo from the film Akira.
Jesus fucking christ.
The Lone Crusade1 votesI respect Christ and you are being a savage jerk.
B1naryB0t2 votes
glorious beard.
Leadpaintchips2 votes
Facial hair, cause I would love to be able to pull off that look.
LankPants2 votes(If you say boobs I will kill you👿💀)
I'm going to have to go with the booty
PickleBabah1 votesThresh's head as my head. If my head looked like that, I'd never have to ask anyone twice to do something for me.
IcyPepper15 votesI'd never have to ask anyone twice to do something for me.
Obviously you've never asked an ADC to click the lantern.
KingWanahakalugi1 votesI'm currently wiping down my screen after that last spit take.
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