You are about to fight your main.

Facing: Strategy: Just keep walking

I'd beg for my life and offer her catnip.

Cover the nearest living thing in raw meat and hope I'm faster than said living thing.

I guess I relax and just let go, I can't juke that hook...

Tries (and fails) to stab Bob in the chest with his sword

Kills the ninja with a random thing

But...cough...how?

You can barely kill a naked person with those things. What did you think was going happen?

Theoretically, I could beat any champ with this. :P

Give up.

. . . . .I'm f*cked.

in the face of any league champ vs me simply die :l

Best death ever Worst death ever LASER POINTER TO THE RESCUE (after taking a spear to the gut...)!

time to make a donation. if it's enough.....

Ask if he'll spare me if I can tell him a joke he hasn't heard before.

And then I'll promptly be killed when the joke turns out to be a God awful pun.

I will be fighting . Puts on tinfoil hat. Slowly walks away. Screams in the middle of the night.

Die instantly.

VS: Bring bugspray

punch her right in the face, knocking her out cold in a single hit.

Then go to jail for striking a disabled, female musician.

: "Nagotak!" Hmm...there are 3 ways to win this: 1: Hug him 2: Give Him A Cookie 3: Distract him with a laser pointer

I think i'd do all 3..

How it went over the past year 1st main Play 2nd main Play 3rd main Play 4th main Play Realize my main is Enemy picks lissandra ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Go top because F*ck it this is bronze

As myself? uhhhh..... I guess I'd just accept death.

Ask him to list all the virtues of Demacia. That should buy me some time.

Cry? Be Jax from the cinematic?

play as passive as i can

If I'm or , laugh as can't do crap to me.

As anyone else, build a mercurial and "CYA BITCH!" Funny thing is most people I main I can beat my big main with pretty easily.

Cry deeply and ask if she can dunk me in style.