When you give your Mains Skins nick names
Classic: "Mr. Fabio"
Fifth Age: "Joseph Jotaro"
Emerald: "Legalot"
Bloodstone: "Edward Cummings"
Pool Party: "Bai Watch"
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Captain: Faptain
Special Forces: Special Snowflake Forces / Vietnam Gangplank.
Spooky: SP00PY.
Minuteman: Blueplank.
Sailor: Fuck that skin.
Sultan:
Dreadnova: Danknova / Spaceplank.
Sandscourge: Sandy
Earthrune: Muppet face
Battlecast: Thomas the Dank engine
Guardian of the sands: No stinger skarner
Classic: That-champion-who-has-less-odds-of-a-rework-than-ryze
Classic: How to Spot a Weaboo, Book 1
Dynasty: Underrated
Midnight: Don't have a nickname for this one either
Foxfire: 2nd best browser
Popstar: PopstAhri (rito plz)
Challenger: Yeah, don't have a nickname for this one either.
Academy: How to Spot a Weaboo, Book 2
Arcade: Next D.Va skin
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Classic: Rurouni Kenshin (pls don't kill me, Trinimmortal)
High Noon: McCree and Hanzo's offspring
Project: HOLY SHIT IS THIS METAL GEAR RISING!?
Blood Moon: Blood Blood Moon Moon Samurai
frozen = SUB ZERO
Yellow jacket = SCORPION
Medic = DOCTOR DOCTOR GIMME THE NEWS I GOTTA BAD CASE OF LOVING SHEN
I have multiple mains, but I'll just go with my highest ranked in Champ Mastery.
Classic: There will be blood.
Lord: Fancier Bloodshed.
Bioforge: "What-If Singed worked his 
magic on Darius?"
Woad King: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM! https://media.giphy.com/media/7bovEc0yoXlOE/giphy.gif
Academy: I don't have it, don't plan to get it.
Dunkmaster: https://media.giphy.com/media/rzlvuxGJreoNy/giphy.gif
Classic: https://media.giphy.com/media/IVbAYn9mT7DG/source.gif High Noon: https://media.giphy.com/media/IRfWw6HOhknQs/giphy.gif The upcoming Blood Moon (As I plan to get it): I call it one of Jhin's own lines: "Red IS a primary colour."
Classic: https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xlO10JSub49oiI/giphy.gif Undertaker: Don't have it. Pentakill: Don't have it.
Classic: https://media.giphy.com/media/H9WtUxYNfVYY0/giphy.gif Abyssal: Don't have it. Subterranean: Real Men Drill Deep. AstroNautilus: https://media.giphy.com/media/fx0MIRH4EL2xO/giphy.gif Warden: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/1b8c4351741b986bf9b50165405e5ca5372efaec4bde6b3bb8f2a3d4d6ef9d67_1.jpg Worldbreaker: Don't have it, don't plan to get it.
Classic: http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/3b19fa765c0cb92acbcbef4bcac58516.gif Dark Valkryie: Don't have it. Lunar Goddess: (Say what you will, I'm not a Brony) http://orig01.deviantart.net/1364/f/2012/306/2/b/2bc53030b2bcb339553c9c72c5574e16-d5jrwlz.png Infernal: Don't have it, don't plan to get it. Blood Moon: See line for Jhin's Blood Moon skin, and add my comment about Diana's Classic skin.
There's more, but I'll stop there.
Standard: The OG Zombo
Lumberjack: Lumberjack
Hextech: The other one
Warmonger: The other one
Barbarian: The other one
MECHA ZERO: HOLY FUCK ITS A TRAIN
Final Boss: The only skin that matters
grungy nunu = Bluenu
I saw someone on the boards abbreviate Scorched Earth 
before... that was odd.
The closest I've done is for 
's Pulsefire skin, where I'll joke that I'm throwing the game in Skin Selection.