BOARDS NEWS: The belligerents of The Great Meme War of 2016
War is brewing in memes and games with what seems to be little chance of peace. The Great Meme War of 2016 shall soon be upon us. The Airman-Odarth Federation claims to have control over memes and games due to a prolonged absence of the Great Lord Fish. Laughing Fish laughed at (Although what doesn't he laugh at) these claims and refused to acknowledge Airman-Odarth's control over memes and games, which prompted a declaration of war by the A-O Federation. The Empire of Metal also claimed that their most delicious of cookies (I'll have to admit, these are pretty damn good) gave them righteous claim over memes and games. Tensions like these will have peace last a week at best. Stores around memes and games are swamped with panicked citizens attempting to hoard supplies before this global catastrophe. Information about each belligerents is scarce, although enough to know that this is likely to be a prolonged conflict
THE RIGHT AND HONORABLE HUMOROUS DOMAIN OF LORD FISH: Flag:http://videomatic3.diskstation.me/~tundrafizz/avatars/NA/217750770.gif Leader: The Righteous and Most Honorable, Humorous Lord Fish Stored upvotes: 121.6k Preferred weapon: Gifs Likely course of action: Running into the middle of the fight screaming "DEMACIA"
(NOTE: This is a free-press news station. We do not take bribes from Laughing Fish. Ever. No question. Closed set. Get out.) THE AIRMAN-ODARTH FEDERATION: Flag:https://s32.postimg.org/xf5nsf00l/noxis_flag.png Leader: Oligarchical dictatorship, ruled by Airman Compsci and King Odarth Stored upvotes: -3 Preferred weapon: Being accursed Noxian Scum Likely course of action: Dying from the Demacian might of The Righteous and Most Honorable Lord Fish
THE EMPIRE OF METAL: Flag:http://andersonsheetmetal.com/ESW/Images/metal_background_by_homers85-d53bo7t.jpg Leader: Metal Lord Malicious Metal Stored upvotes: 47.4k Preferred weapon: Cookies Likely course of action: Bake some cookies, listen to metal, forget that you have a war to be fighting
THE MERCHANT REPUBLIC OF HAYLAND: Flag:http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/d/de/Havenukeflag.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20060615143120 Leader: Some Nerd by the name of HayRoss Stored upvotes: 12k Preferred weapon: Shitty MS paint drawings Likely course of action: Capitulating to Lord Fish's Domain in the next 5 minutes
Although it is far too early to tell who will win, this war may destroy memes and games...